Chapter 85: Humans are fragile, so going unprotected is very dangerous



Day 34? The Faraway Labyrinth, 64F

After gathering all of the magic stones on 64F we promptly head to 63F.

Coming next areReflect Metal Slugs Lv 63, snails. In this case, there is no need to even think about countermeasures.

By the way, the shock I received after peeking, full of excitement, through the opened hole just to see a snail body was surprisingly great. I hate this dungeon.

And those snails haveMagic Reflect,Physical Reflect, Destroy Weapon,Dissolve,Biting, an absolute defense! Of course, I'm going to scatter salt! How the hell are you supposed to beat that crap! Thus, it's settled, they are getting salted.

Magic Reflect, Physical ReflectandDestroy Weaponsall were attached to the shells, so for starters, I throw rocks at them to make them retract their heads. The only skill those heads had was Biting. Wait? The snails can bite?!

Do they even have teeth to do that? Well, not like I'm going to check that, since touching them means coming under the effect ofDissolve.

After I hit them, forcing them to retreat into the shells, I then stuff them with salt. Just how many tons of salt was Villager A carrying around? Such a mystery. Actually, just who the hell is Villager A-san?

This is the real mystery!

And we are done.

That was easy.

Attack the head, make it retreat, stuff the shell with salt, repeat.

After the salt dries them up all I have to do is roast them.

Everything aside from the shell was weak. In the end, they are just lowly land snails. If I just attack what's inside the shell they are nothing special.DiiScver w storis on no//e()/lbin(.)c/o/m

Salted escargot. I should force the geeks to eat this.

Let's hurry to 62F.

The next Skeleton Knight Lv 62. Everyone fell. Heads were rolling all over the floor. The skeletons that managed to keep their heads after the fall due to some kind of strange luck, were immediately decapitated by Armored Pres.

She has no mercy for her former colleagues at all.

Isn't Gigantesplural? Is it another case of those fancy names? It is fine to complain to your parents about that, you know? That's just embarrassing.

While, it is claiming to be Gigantes, but it is actually Gigas, in other words, a giant. A gigantic-sized version of a human. With PoW 814 it appears pretty strong and muscular But its Achilles tendon is located at such a perfect height.

I'm also free to hit it in the shins as much as I want Oh no, if you fall on your knees you will be exposed to the worst attack a human male can imagine? Which I guess works the same for giants I'm going to throw a boulder there

Here you goGUUUUAAAAAAAAAGUIIAGUGUiiiiii!

After that, the giant raised such a shriek that it threatened to shatter the ceiling, then, he fell flat to the ground and was decapitated by Armored Pres.

Even if you are a giant, you are still just a big human, and humans shouldn't walk around unprotected. Humans are fragile. Even if you have Magic Immunity, you still have to equip yourself properly. I mean, pelts as your only protection?

Are you kidding me? And being that big makes your weak spots that much easier to attack. Or rather, you shouldn't even be in such a small dungeon with its flat terrain. This place just wasn't suited for you.

Rest in peace.

Hmm, Flat Gaze. The first time in a while. Yes, I was feeling unsatisfied due to the lack of this look from Armored Pres.

Well, I kind of expected this reaction. That agonized howl was something no human male would ever want to hear. I don't even want to remember it!

And Armored Pres saw the anguished face of the Anti-Magic Gigantes head onI'll search for an item with Absolute Crotch Protectionenchantment when we reach the town.

Sadly, Anti-Magic Gigantes didn't drop Absolute Crotch Protection Item, instead, leaving behind Garb of Herculean strength PoW 50% Up, Adamantine Fists, an item for fistfighting? Armored Pres is shaking her head with all her might. She is definitely choosing items based on appearance!

She doesn't want it because the outfit is made of a huge animal hide and some fur.

Since it has PoW 50% Up let's fuse it with Plain Clothes?. As for Adamantine Fists, well, I have no plans of getting into fistfights, I'd rather stick to one-sidedly beating my opponents.

I got the magic stone as well, so it's time for 59F. Finally, the fifties. The president and the others probably should be somewhere around these floors. I hope the boss of the 50th floor is not too dangerous.

Well, the president and the others are strong. A bunch of people with cheat skills should be a formidable force. I also feel like monsters are getting a lot weaker compared to the lower floors, so they should be okay. But even if monsters got a lot weaker, I still can't fight on these floors.

But for some reason, I have this feeling that they will be angry when we meet. I'll probably get scolded on the spot. Why do I sense that my Affection Rating became even lower even though I went into the dungeon to improve it? Is it another fearsome trap of this dungeon?

The ex-supervisor of this dungeon is looking at me with a Flat Gaze after all