Chapter 203: Rain of arrows should be effective against things wall-running without skills.
Day 57 Afternoon, Dungeon.
Well, I've already given up on this, but as expected, the idiots keep using boomerangs for clubbing monsters with all their strength. Throw them, damn it!
After all the trouble I went to make giant 2-meter boomerangs they are reduced to blunt weapons. Well, even if they do throw them, they end up chasing after it? Should I make a frisbee next? At this point, they look like they might chase after a bone if one was thrown to them, so maybe a giant bone?
That's not even a weapon anymore. While the idiots running around with giant bones seem very fitting and natural, how would that be different from primitive men? Well, considering that the primitive men made their weapons by themselves, they were definitely smarter. This much is unmistakably clear.
Grouping up with everyone we head to the middle floors. As expected, the difference in movement speed began to show up.
Numerous issues emerge when it comes to mobile warfare, but Pres-sama will resolve that somehow, I mean, there is no one who can disobey Pres-sama when she wields Chain Whip of Savage Lightning.
After all, the name Pres-sama has stuck by now, although she herself is on the verge of crying, it can't be helped since it fits so well. Her reign is so firm that we might as well go ahead and destroy the kingdom to replace it with Presidencipality? Pres-sama is definitely greater than a douche king.
Everyone is close to level 99, calling them strong would be an understatement. It seems that appropriate enemies for a level 99 human party would be monsters of around level 50. But with 29 people working together with proper coordination, the middle floors are nothing. It's an overwhelming massacre.
That person with the whip is especially crazy.
Things are going pretty well. Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer?
Well, we ought to have an easy time until reaching bosses or it wouldn't be funny, but they are dropping like flies merely from Pres-sama's spanking alone?
Where does that spanking come from! And why are you calling me with samanow? I'm going to cry? I really will?
I can't take this?
She is beginning to master Chain Whip of Savage Lightning. Right now she is capable of taking down even formidable opponents in one attack, and on top of that, she can use the whip with Bind, truly making her Pres-sama. Next time, let's make enamel boots for her. Naturally, with high heels.
Wearing high heels in a dungeon might be an issue, but since it suits her it's fine. However, when I let my imagination run wild, teary-eyed Pres-sama would turn my way, staring at me with a flat gaze, brandishing a whip. Pipe down? Aye, Miss, so I shall do.
No, don't even think of usingChain Whip of Savage Lightningfor this? Weren't you blasting monsters with it some moments ago? Yup, I'm sorry. I won't do this anymore, so please lower the whip?
Seriously.
Teary-eyes, glare, and flat gaze, the trio united in a marvelous harmony was truly lovely, but the whip was too scary.
But this proves that powerful equipment for which they have high aptitude is capable of drastically improving their combat capabilities. We need dungeon items. As expected, raiding dungeons might be a shortcut to increasing our strength.
On the other hand, I feel like my brain will rot if I spare any more thought to the idiots who are for some reason fighting with giant boomerangs, despite having no aptitude for it whatsoever, so let's ignore them. Yup, I saw nothing.
That scene of someone surrounding monsters and beating them up with boomerangs is a hallucination. So I decided.
Meanwhile, the guardian geek changed his weapon to a halberd, which proved to have immense destructive power as well, so I tried asking where he bought it and turns out that this is the result of their attempt to craft a giant ballista Am I already too corrupted by them if my first thought was that this is their most decent failure?
Well, let's infuse it with magic stones and mithrilify it when we get back. It's quite strong. And what pisses me off the most is that the geeks' failures are always better than what I make. It really gets me.Th. most uptod/at nvels a/re published on n(0)velbj)n(.)c/o/m
We keep advancing while continuously repeating what would be more accurate to call an onslaught and carnage rather than combat. Encountering no hidden rooms on the way, we reached the 34th floor, then, suddenly, it came!
If it's actually Silly Addict then there is no hope for them, is there?
Then, I'll check on the hidden room, there are three salamanders still left, but you are taking too long so I'll be taking them? Armored Pres-san and Slime-san began playing cat's cradle out of boredom, you know? But why would Tokyo Towerpop up in another world?
If anything, I would've expected to see Skytree here? Or rather, doesn't an actual Sky Tree sound super cool? For real?
Sure. Also,Tokyo Towerfigure is calledEiffel Towertoo, so the names are all over the place.
Eiffel Tower? In Cat's cradle? Do french people even know the game? Then, if I claim that it's Sky Treestrong enough, it might work out?
No, no chance, that can show up only in some Elven Village at best? Speaking of which, a beautiful female elf-san playing Cat's cradle sounds nice. I mean, most things are nice if beautifulis involved. But more importantly, isn't it dangerous to play Cat's cradle with Wire Cutter?
(Jiggle Jiggle~!)
It's overjoyed. Were they that tasty? It seemed like it wanted to eat them this whole time, so I got us 3 mobs, but it looks like it liked them. Maybe it wanted Body of Fire?
But it already got or more like, ate Grand Flamefrom the phoenix, which I feel is a higher tier skill? Well, maybe it was simply bored, or the salamanders looked tasty, anyway, it seems to be happy about this, so no problem. It's jiggling energetically after all.
A hidden room discovered! Well, I noticed it several floors earlier, but it is a discovery? And inside was King Salamander Lv39was it good? Okay, if it was tasty then it's all fine.
It is, getting no part in the action is not a big deal. Lately, I kind of got used to this? I guess?
It seems that by striking a cool pose I end up missing my timing. It's such a rare thing for me to get anything to do, so I'd like to make it count, but as a result, I miss out even on that.
But thinking in highschool boy terms, isn't it sad that my highlight scene is just beating an enemy with a stick? As expected, I have to start off with a cool pose? Well, the king salamander is no more, so it's too late to start? And lately, I just end up left standing like that every single time?
Since everything is over while I'm striking the pose, I miss my chance to break it? This time, I tried to go for something the Three Kingdoms style, how is it? Isn't it pretty good? Seriously?
It wasn't! Doesn't swinging a long stick overhead look cool? I might be swinging it more than usual?
(Bounce Bounce) (Shake Shake)
Nope, huh. Was this Koumei Trap? A dungeon trap? What if it's a relapse of the eighth-grader syndrome?
[1]
I'm ba~ck. It had Wall Boots ViT SpE 30% Up, Wall Walk, an undoubtedly highly desired item for any mobile fighter, or a bow user, but it will also lead to arguments with loot sharing, so it's a highly profitable item that will definitely skyrocket in price.
Yup, we might expect some good loot from this dungeon? A subtle attempt to raise a flag? Sort of?
I want it~. I want to walk on the walls!
Well, the Idiots are running on the walls through momentum and spirit alone, without any skills though, but that can't be imitated. I think if anyone could do it, they'd have Humanerased from their status page. Quite seriously?
[TL Notes: [1] Zhuge Liang, or Kongming (courtesy name), known to Japanese as Koumei, the meme came from an old three kingdom manga, where his enemies were so afraid of him, that every time they see a suspicious thing, they always think: Wait, is this Koumei's trap?' and then No wait, Koumei must be waiting for me to think that way.' Sending them into an endless loop of guessing.
A similar troupe to Kaizo Trap. ]