Day 58 Morning, White Weirdo InnV/\\IssT n0(v)eL/b(i)(n)./ for the b/est novel reading experi/en/ce
We received a message from the lord's mansion the first thing in the morning, they were finally able to get the details out of Royal Girl's Maid-san, and after comparing them with the information Stalker Girl's clan was able to gather, began to understand the rotten war currently ongoing in the capital.
In the end, it was the same usual clich that is constantly repeating itself somewhere, tireless strife of foolish incompetent idiots also called power struggle, extremely dim-witted and dumb infighting.
Alright, let's kidnap every single aristocrat and royal, arm them with swords, and force them into a death game! Problem solved.
This way they can resolve their squabbles among themselves with no unnecessary casualties, a very ecologic, simple, and swift deathmatch, and if all of them manage to die it's even better? It's the douche king and douche nobles we are talking about anyway, even butchering them all is not enough.
We should wait until they are weakened from killing each other and then throw Bitch Queen into the arena to bite them to death! They should have a taste of true horror! Sort of?
I'm not biting anyone and they don't need any taste either! In the first place, why are you trying to throw me into the arena? Why am I being treated as a true horror?! And also, I told you that I'm not evolving into Bitch Queen!
Wait, in the first place, I'm not even a Bitch Leader or even a bitch! How many times do I have to tell you that before you finally understand?! Remember my name already! Why do I still have Bitch in my status?!
Why do you refuse to memorize my name and keep trying to evolve me into Bitch Queen? Why are you not even trying to remember my name, but trying to throw me to bite someone's head or evolve me into bitch queen!!? *Pant, pant, pant*
So after all, she can't evolve without getting level 100? Are there other sorts of walls aside from Level Wall? Like Race Wall or Evolution Wall? Well, if it's just a Bitch Wall she should be able to bite her way through it.
I mean, she is looking at me with the face as if she is about to jump me any moment now? It's very scary? Even though it's the nobles and royalty who are to blame and I'm totally innocent?
The war is a bit that, but nobles and royalty must have their own viewpoints too? Don't you think that gathering them up to have a death game and then slaughtering the survivors is too much?
Power struggle, temper struggle, or whatever they are having, if they want a fight to the death they should do it on their own without involving other people.
If they aren't dragging others into their crap then they are free to kill each other as much as they want, and they drop dead on their own too, no one will stop them. Quite the contrary, I strongly endorse that, and if they encounter a miserable end, I'll even laugh in ridicule?
Be it royalty or nobles, as long as they are not dragging other people into their fights, they can kill each other to their heart's content. And that resolves it, simple and easy?
It doesn't matter if those that want to kill each other do it on their own, but turning it into a war and dragging many unrelated people into it greatly changes things turning into a royal pain in the ass. There is no issue at all with them killing each other by themselves.
The church faction, nobles' armies, and the first prince's loyalists of the royal army formed an allied force, naming it Frontier Subjugation Force .
Their goal is to take the head of Omui-sama for his opposition towards the kingdom, deliver the dungeon master's treasures to the kingdom and the church, and make the frontier supply the royal family, the church, and the nobles with magic stones pretty much free of charge.
I was sure that they would try to cross the mountains on a flying ship or something and was actually looking forward to that, but apparently, there is no such thing. I already began preparing, fully intending to capture it, but apparently, there is no such thing?
I mean, what boy wouldn't want to get a flying ship?
And so, receiving the latest information we were trying to discuss it, but talking about plans or countermeasures is difficult when it all makes no sense, just what the hell are they coming for? No, I mean, I heard their goals?
I remember them, there is no way I can forget something that I heard some moments ago? Yeah, I definitely remember hearing something. But I don't get the meaning behind the actions of their army. At all.
They are simply marching with a great force? That's it?
Alright, okay, but I don't understand what their countermeasures for the fake dungeon and guerilla warfare are. It seems that nothing could be found no matter how much they investigated. What are they coming for?
Well, let's scout things out with my new weapon, heavily armored remote-control reconnaissance-in-force-type golem-kun num.1, when they get closer. Since it's not a monster I'll have to remotely control it, but it's just a disposable lump of stones.
It's a slightly fortified dirt cheap weapon operating on cheap magic stones. It being wire-controlled is the weakness, but it wouldn't trouble me at all if it got destroyed or captured.
But on the other hand, it also means that there is nothing to do until then. I mean, it's just an army walking from afar, there is nothing to counterplan or countermove. Since they are walking from a distant place, their shoes might get damaged, so maybe I can profit by opening a shoe store?
No, wait, they are coming to visit us from so far away, so selling souvenirs might be even more profitable. How about a pennant with Frontierwritten on it? For the shape, I guess, triangular is the best? Good grief, coming up with adequate measures is not easy.
Hmmm, it doesn't seem like there is anything we can do at the moment. No matter how much we ponder on it, there is no information that we can build countermeasures upon, so let's wrap the meeting and go raid some dungeons?
Agreed.
This time we will get the passing mark!
That's right, down with the dungeon masters.
Putting that futile thinking aside still doesn't mean that we are getting to rest, huh. Is she trying to become a hardworking workaholic girl? At the very least, it seems that no one is trying to become a neet.
Well, I became one even before I got any ideas of becoming one, but despite that, I don't seem to get any days off. What an unwelcome title.
Fighting three 50F bosses today is impossible, two boss fights might be possible, but regardless of whether they pass or not, if there are floors below 50 I'll be taking over. Dungeon items are a shortcut to strengthening.
Since we have no idea how to break through the level 100 wall, there is no other option but to try to complete our equipment while fighting and earning experience. There is nothing bad about being over prepared.
As they say, have a walking stick ready before you stumble, and if you beat the obstacle to death with it, there is no need to worry about stumbling anymore.