Day 66 Morning, the Souvenir Store, the Capital Outskirts Branch
What do we do? We now have a base inside the Capital. If taking the city is the only goal then there is nothing left for us to do.
And there is even a fortress standing outside. Its packed with the Frontiers troops and the Royal Guard so we are free to take the Capital and the Royal Palace as we please.
Inside the walls there are 20 girls with levels over 100, or rather, with a Dungeon Emperor inside wouldnt it normally be considered over for a city?
For the Kingdom, for the Second Prince himself, its already a checkmate. But I have to continue plundering the Confederation, and when it finally becomes unable to sustain the support the Capital will automatically fall. Thats where Meripapa-san and Royal Girl come in.
Until then there is no reason not to continue economical warfare(ripping off) and expanding the Confederations losses? and I mean, its a business opportunity?
But the First Princes Army without the First Prince, or rather, thats Church henchmen army, or rather old man fetish army? Anyway, it seems it will still take a while until the army of old men fetishists arrives, or rather, Advent of the army of old men fetishists sounds too scary!
It sounds so dangerous, that it involuntarily makes one want to shout for every old man in the Frontier to run away! They are taking so long I might forget all about this in 18 seconds or so?
Now, for the two days until the Churchs Something Army arrives I should be able to stay here, if the Churchs Something Army gets delayed even more we will have additional leeway.
But since I still cant get a read on the movements of the real force we cant afford to just keep Murimuri Castle undefended. After all, even Meripapa-san is here now. What else should I do at the Capital?
They had no bookstores, and with provision rations there are no food stalls, rather, the souvenir store has a total monopoly on the industry at the moment. The girls went through the stores, buying up any relatively good equipment, but clothes and stuff seemed to be pretty shabby.
The place has already lost to the Frontier in development.
Today, Souvenir Store, Sort of Orphanage Branch? Kind of? is in the middle of a rip-off called Opening Sale, and thanks to orphans doing their best, there is no problem with staff shortage, despite the number of visitors, or rather, the kids are super popular?
It seems that even in the Capital, while the nobles and the Confederations merchants and their associates are like that, the common people are not that different from the Frontier in the way they carry themselves?
Hearing that they can now enter the slums, the entrance to which was previously barred to them by the nobles controlling the district, they brought a huge volume of supplies, meanwhile, the children were in complete confusion as ladies that came for shopping were hugging them in tears, and giving them candies and pocket money.
In other words, it means that those lovely nobles were also taking care of the donation from the citizens.
The culture clubs girl with Librarian at the head were so pissed when they heard that yesterday that they spent the entire night sending gifts to the Aristocratic District in the form of Nightmare, Hallucination, Phantom Pain, Confusion, and Upheaval.
Making them angry seems really scary, so lets be careful. Failing to resist that is a huge problem.
Anyway, now we know the enemy, the issue is the Royal Family.
Thats why I came to ask them, hence the gathering.
Well, the Royal Prince is noisy, so he seems to be in quarantine outside the Capital. For some reason, I feel a lot of sympathy for the way he is treated, I wonder why?V/\\IssT n0(v)eL/b(i)(n)./ for the b/est novel reading experi/en/ce
The Second Prince sitting in the Capital is just a yes-man of the Confederation, so that can be released into the wild, the First Prince sitting in the storage might also be released back to its pig friends in the woods, the problem is that there also seem to be other Princes, from the Third to the Fifth?
Should I actually finish off this playboy King? I mean, he has five wives, just who does he think he is? And because of such stratified society feeble highschool boys without Affection Rating cant meet any beautiful ladies and are forced to deal with middle-aged men every single day!
Hogging five all to himself is a death penalty according to the Highschool Boys Antimonopoly Law, a transgression that hardly can be forgiven!
Royal Girl is fine. She shouldve realized it yesterday. To save the Kingdom it has to be destroyed first. If the Kingdom is to continue to exist the Kingdom must be eliminated.
And she mustve resolved herself. Getting liked by the orphans she was playing with them and going around hugging them in tears. It somehow felt like she was picking only girls, but it surely is alright? Or is it better to report her?
Public safety concern?
The girls are simply sympathizing with them instead of making a conscious level-headed decision, so with their clouded vision they are missing the biggest problem. This is not the issue here, you know?
Everyone has too many personal feelings involved in this. This is about the Crown and the State, so instead of getting swept up by emotions we have to consider this matter in terms of political judgment, economic merit, and military advantage when making a decision?
There is no room for feelings there, and if you do allow them to come into play you wont be able to make the correct decision? Everyone is averting their eyes from the main point of this issue, overlooking, and closing your eyes on the problem, but this old man has five wives!
Its outrageous, infuriating, Im burning with rage! I mean, its five, FIVE wives!
You are the one who is super emotional about this! Actually, there was nothing but personal feelings!
I got scolded?
They even started a sermon. How come they cant understand the issue shaking the very foundations of this country?
If all of the people of this kingdom were highschool boys then immediate execution for having five wives would still have been cute, highschool boys wouldve risen in a huge violent revolt, crying tears of blood?
To think this is where an adverse effect from sending the geeks and idiots on an errand will show up, I mean, I am the only highschool boy here! Surrounded by enemies on all sides huh, speaking of which, Id like soba as a side dish, but first we need to expand on dairy products.
Mainly cheese and fresh cream. Aah, I want pizza, sausages would be nice too? I wonder how salami is made? But in terms of comfort food, its miso and tofu, and also seafood.
They had soy sauce, so there should be a chance of miso being around too. And with that many pieces present, there should also be a food culture close to Japanese cuisine. But if thats the case, then
Why are you muttering about miso soup in great detail when you are being scolded! Also, put seitan in there too!
Seitan, huh, I thought more of a clean broth soup, but I can make do with that too? No, its precisely because we cant, since there arent any around, that Im looking for it! But fugashi sound very appealing too?
No! Forget the broth, we were talking about the King! Why are you worried about ingredients for miso soup in the middle of the scolding about the King!
Ah~, totally forgot? I vaguely remember hearing or not hearing or not caring about hearing something of that sort a long time ago? But wouldnt you agree that putting white noodles in miso soup is a heresy?
Forget about miso soup! And please think about the King!
Well, whether the King should return, abdicate, be beaten up or burned can be considered later. He is Royal Girls father so I would feel bad abandoning him.
While he might be an irritating old man of a king with a harem of five wives which super pisses me off, even so, Royal Girl is a good princess who gave a lot of enjoyment with those nice thighs, lovely back, and alluring cleavage, and even brought Maid Girl with her, so Im particularly reluctant to help one or two old fools, but I wouldnt go as far as to say that I doesnt piss me off.
Well, lets burn him if he pisses me off after recovering.
But not now. Now is not the time. It is still too early for that. For now, to make sure his condition doesnt get worse I give them only a mushroom potion to recover strength, an antidote, and health potion (weak).
After all, the Confederation is still unharmed. Even if they pull back here, there will be a next time. Until I carve a deep, deep wound, deeper than a fatal one, one that will shut down any prospects of a next time, its far too early to end this.
I still have to plunder all of the money from the trash nobles and the Confederation and then even their pocket money, and kya kya ufufu highschool boys dreams, hopes, and adventures in the lonely night stores of the capital, going on a great adventure to have an action-packed magnate time in the night of the Capital where whirlwind of highschool boy desires rages?
I still have to become a rich man?
Well, in any case, ripping off can never go wrong. Ripping off is justice. Getting ripped off is a great evil, if I get to do it then its justice. That is the very message of my attack on the Confederation.
[TL Notes:
[1] Seitan is a mildly flavored, high-protein meat substitute made of wheat gluten.
[2] Fugashi is a candy made from dried wheat gluten coated with muscovado. Very popular through the 20th century but are known to exist all the way from the Edo era, so from the 17th century. ]