Day 66 Nighttime, the Souvenir Store, the Orphanage Branch
It would not be exaggeration to call this the uniform issue of the different world. Upon providing the uniform for the girl, even the Royal Girl and the Maid Girl ended up wearing it, making Exposure-san to go into hiding, causing me a great sadness from not meeting it in such a long while.
It seems they were curious about the uniform and couldnt help but want to try it. Well, there indeed were concerns that remaining in such lewd outfits around the orphans wouldve caused a negative influence on the children, but this is not fun for me at all?
Hey, Maid Girl? Lately a very popular employee of the souvenir store Maid Girl? Want an underling? Its super cheap, basically a dump sale, since its a middle-aged man, rather, Id like to dump him off somewhere?
I mean, I bought a middle-aged man with mushrooms, but since its a middle-aged man, I dont need it.
Even if I wanted to put him to work he is an idiot, and a middle-aged man, a trashed one at that, basically useless, only good with swinging his swords, so maybe you need some disposable underling for chores?
Do I need him, you ask? Any country on the continent would gladly pile up the money if they heard that Magic Swordsman Wismregzero would become their ally, you know? Its an extremely appealing offer, but Calling him a trashed middle-aged man after being the one who beat him up, are you a demon?!
As far as bodyguards of royalty go, Wismregzero will prove to be the strongest one on the continent when we eventually return to the Royal Palace. He is the swordsman that was called the Hidden Blade of the Confederation. Is that fine with you?
He is an all-round type, but he is especially strong against assassins. An extremely strong assassinator of assassins when it comes to orthodox fighters or interpersonal-combat specialists. A good suit for a bodyguard.Ne/w novel chaptrs are p/u/blished on no/vel(/bin(.)c/o/m
Most likely, the Confederation is about to pull out. They were trying to make vast profits through vast investments, but as of now, they are yet to make any gains, and only losses keep mounting, and the trend is going to continue until they withdraw.
This information shouldve reached the Confederations higher-ups by now. If they are smart they will try to immediately cut their losses. A merchant would definitely do that.
But politicians larping as merchants wont. If the Merchant Confederation splits and falls into disarray the illusion of a merchant country will cease to exist.
The politicians wont be needed anymore, and the fake merchant politicians who were profiteering from politics wont have a choice but to perish. And if they do pull out, then it will only leave them with underhanded methods, such as assassinations, or abductions?
However, we already took the initiative when it comes to abductions, but I dont really need a middle-aged man though?
Having old man McKenzie as a guard? Just what exactly one is supposed to protect this souvenir shop from? I mean, they are out at the moment, but this is a souvenir store where an Ex-Dungeon Emperor playing with sickle and chain, and an Ex-Dungeon Master going jiggle-jiggle, usually can be found?
Also, why are the orphans so happily learning to use the sickle and chain? Just what are they trying to become? If they are chasing after her then the continent might quite easily perish? That is something that shouldnt be mass produced, even out of world peace concerns?
Hmm, mass production of Dungeon Emperor class orphans This kingdom might be done for.
I mean, the strongest bodyguard was getting his ass kicked, so he is sort of useless? Also, he is being a huge show-off with that Sword-Killing Swordbut the age is sickle and chain, you know? Its flying at the very edge of fashion, with its edge coming at most radical angles, so its crazy dangerous?
Its a really dangerous age when an innocent highschool boy daydreaming of wardrobe malfunction might have neck and head malfunction happen at any given moment? And there is even a comeback from Morning Star-san awaiting outside?
And, oh my, would you look at that, a tragic beaten-up AFTER is miraculously going to follow, so yeah, a middle-aged man as a bodyguard wont be of any use? Kind of?
But why do I have to take care of some middle-aged mans employment? I mean, Im Jobless myself?
Before worrying about other people Id first have to break the ice tip off the glacial epoch of my unemployment, and if that was turned into shaved ice it probably might sell pretty well, but is there summer in this world? Are there any seasons at all? Or rather, do the four seasons exist here?
If this world doesnt have summer then making all those swimsuits was a total waste! Even though I worked so hard! I did make profits from that though. And I also worked very hard in bed too?
I was racking my brains on what we should do when we retake the Royal Palace, with its defenses being completely neutered at the moment But now that I think of it, the very culprit responsible for destroying its defensive equipment, and moreover, even stealing the cornerstone of defense Everlasting Trap is right in front of me Even if a treasured relic of the Royal Family was just lying around, carrying it off like that is impudent without measure, in the first place, its obviously a theft.
To begin with, even brazenly infiltrating into the Royal Palace, furthermore, without even making any effort of concealing oneself, is extremely impertinent, and deserves a hanging, drawing, and beheading, with putting that insolent head on display!(Followed by sermon)
Oh, a girl from the Stalker Girls clan! They tend to immediately disappear as soon as they are done with the report. Their faces are hidden by cloth, so I cant be sure, but there is high hope they should be pretty. I mean, just look at the size of their breasts!
Reporting. The noble district is on the verge of bankruptcy, servants, hired butlers and maids have begun to run away. They are already running low on money, and started selling family heirlooms and armory. A certain souvenir shop seems to be making big profits by purchasing them at dirt cheap prices.
Consequently, three additional morning stars were deployed in the souvenir store.