Day 75 Morning, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch.
Despite severe lack of sleep, its a very refreshing morning. Waking up with full refreshing strength, my highschool boy-like awakening also followed, which was then lickingly attacked over and over again with such vigor that not even Regeneration Lv 7 could help me last.
That aside, I wonder why am I restrained with chains in a star pose as soon as I wake up?
Kuh, they got me! Or rather, they tied me? This must be a nice morning payback for last nights frenzied pleasant hell of vibrating Evil Hands with Lewd Arts.
Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-san are running their tongues over a raw mushroom from two sides. Taking turns putting it into their mouths they are hungrily sucking on it.
Thats right, its the endless one-sided massacre with a highschool boy repeatedly getting defeated after recovering through forced restoration! Yup, Im wide awake now!!
Then, I head to the dining hall, rushed by the duo, who are strangely merry since the morning, even though its entirely their fault that Im getting late? But well, they seem happy, so whatever, or rather, it seems they are delighted over being over to exact their revenge.
Fine, then tonight its Revenger Highschool boy time.
And in the dinner hall, among the usual faces, were Royal Girl and Merimeri-san, hanging out with the girls?
Kyaaa, so pretty, so lovely, charming, and dazzling!
Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girls-san arrived wearing the dresses that I finished yesterday, commotion erupted among the girls, and the children are also making a ruckus.
The boys? Completed the art of being the same with the air, might soon become thousand winds? [1] They could start calling themselves Thousand Winds! But if they went with Windows it probably would spread better!
While Im wondering what business couldve brought Royal Girl and Merimeri-san here, they are making a huge uproar looking at Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-sans dresses from all sides.
Well, I never paid them a penny of salary, so there is no issue with payment in kind, but there is currently a big issue with measurements that it would require.
The girls are giving them first-hand accounts of their experience with measurements, but despite having a bright red blush on their faces, out of all things, they are clinging super hard to the part about underwear!
And then one flashing it is as expected Vice Pres B-san, as expected, she was actually a very dangerous character! Just which part of her allowed her to getFirst Place in Good Person Ranking? Ah, but that is some good stuff, they are bouncing? (bounce bounce)
And since she is opening her clothes to show off her bra, the boys, who already were one with the air, had vaporized, polluting the air? Looks like a powerful air cleaner is required.
Haruka-san! Please make them for us too, well work for it!
Aah, well, after so much showing off, they would end up wanting the same. but I already gave dresses to Royal Girl and Merimeri-san? Royal Girls one was super lewd though.
Apparently, Royal Girl wants red and Merimeri-san pink, but its Multicolor? Just set the color yourself?
And apparently, Im going to be taking measurements in the morning. Normally, there would be no issues with taking measurements during the morning, but Im sure it is going to become a huge problem, incident, and uproar. Well, since its a rare occasion, lets make one for Maid Girl as well.
I mean, they have the same physique anyway, since she is a body double for Royal Girl, so its quite convenient.
S-s-s-s-s-s-stripping Her Highness naked, s-s-s-s-such insolence! A crime! Its a criminal indecency with treacherous intent toward the Royal Family! Even capital punishment is too lenient!
You should be arrested under special indecency laws!
Come on, I told you, there will be a proper Proper? Well, there is a Blindfold President, in name only, who is going to make sure to keep my eyes covered, so in theory, Im not going to see a thing, so will be fine, or rather, she still wasnt dismissed, I wonder why?
For some reason, the visibility keeps going up, while vision blocking ability keeps dropping, despite already being despairingly low? Kind of?
They are already fully equipped with underwear, dresses, shoes, gloves, and garter belts on, so there should be no issue with opening my eyes, there shouldve been no issues, but thats definitely not the case.
Yeah, having a kingdoms princess, a young lady of a noble house, and accompanying maid, hanging from the ceiling unconscious, bound by chains, kind of makes for a fatally villainously brutish image seeping with plenty of wickedness worth an infinite number of negative Affection Rating.
Why does it make me feel that my Affection Rating-san has run away at lightspeed with such momentum as if its trying to get to the other side of the macrocosm?
No, I mean, I simply made clothes for them? They asked me to do it, so I did, so what the hell with Affection Rating-san escaping at the speed of 299792458m/s?
Well, lets just give up if the speed goes over 300000km per second. Now then, I should be able to finish dresses for the girls tonight, and Royal Girl and company also had outfits prepared. Then dance battle conquest of the Royal Palace and Playkings subjugation could be carried out tomorrow, I guess?
Well, this can be left up to Meripapa-san to decide, I guess?
The equipment is perfect, the only question left is how the nobles will react.
With the decadent nobles being purged from the Capital and the real power falling into the hands of upstanding nobles and the Royal Family leading them, there is should be no issues left.
There might be some small fries left here and there, but as proper structure solidifies, they should be left with no room left to meddle, or a chance to ever come to prominence. But countryside nobles are different.
Among the Four Great Marquess Houses, one sided with the First Prince but the pig faction has lost its power, so its going to be demolished, another one supported the Second Prince the monkey faction also was purged, so its going to remain in name only, but in fact is also to be demolished.
But, that leaves two houses that didnt join the rebel forces since they were at odds with those two houses, but also didnt act for the sake of the Royal Family.
The battle for the Kingdom is over. Are they going to kneel and pledge their loyalty? Or are they going to try to do something? If they arent on our side, then they are the same as enemies, and if they are enemies, we must be prepared and have means to crush them.
Its an instant victory if its about military power, its an easy victory if its about economic power, and even in terms of political power, the Royal Family has formed a unified front with the Frontiers count and the Capitals nobles. Well, I guess its underhanded means then?
But even now, after such a long wait, and all of the signboards that I installed at every corner, to guide and welcome the would-be attackers, there is not a single assassin (beautiful female assassin) showing up. Just when Beautiful Female Assassins are going to come?
This scene looks way too suspicious, reminding of That sort of thing, and leaving them unconscious is also kind of pitiful, so I showed three healing mushrooms of the lowest tier into their mouths, and oh, how wondrous, the scene looks even worse than before? I wonder why?
As expected, making shorts is way too dangerous, and leads to the most outrageous outcome. Yeah, I think this is the face one shouldnt make before one gets married?
Haruka-kuun, when you are done with this, please make more womens clothes Wait, what the hell are you doing here?! This is definitely GUILTY! Well be taking you into custody!
Yeah, this entire scene kind of smelt like a crime, so I thought I might get scolded, and I got scolded after all? Or rather, Im being hauled off as caught red-handed?
Do you have anything to say in your defense?
This pattern again. Looks like Im going to have to explain the mechanism of this world, in other words, me doing nothing wrong at all, again.
No, you got it all wrong.
They asked me to make clothes for them, so I was making them clothes, and then they all collapsed, and just when I thought that its difficult to work with them lying on the floor, a passing-by nice lady in the face Dancing Girl-san hang them on chains and since wasting that kindness wouldve been infinitely cruel, I made clothes while they were handing and in my thorough care fully dressed them, and also prepared shoes, fully finishing the outfits, but since they just wouldnt wake up I went for the first aid and introduced some mushrooms into their mouths, so I did nothing wrong?
I merely made clothes and provided some medical attention. I havent done anything indecent or dirty, but it kind of does feel like oops, Ive done it, but I wasnt the one who hung them? Kind of?
GUILTY, why you just left them hanging like that!
I mean, if I left them down, the dresses that I just made would get wrinkles and dirt on them, but it got me scolded anyway? No, Im pretty sure if I undressed them to avoid wrinkles when I put them down, I still wouldve gotten scolded?
It seems that this world is overflowing with all sorts of false accusations, matching the number of existing possibilities. Like, I get falsely accused no matter what I do? Its so puzzling?