Time is short, business matters.
I looked at Uncle akbo seriously: "Uncle akbo, now you go and call those evil spirits from the scrotum to let them stop thinking about women."
"Thank you! Thank you very much Uncle akbo ran back excitedly. After a while, he suddenly came back and patted pelos' buttocks. He pointed out solemnly, "hide your butt." With that, uncle akbo ran back again.
"What does my father mean?" he said
I glanced at his buttocks: "your father means that your buttocks are too cocky, which will tempt the hungry and thirsty zombies. They are regardless of gender. They don't care about your face when they are hungry and thirsty. They won't let go of your buttocks."
Pelos's face was instantly flushed. He was in the zombies. Of course, believe me, he immediately looked for things everywhere, as if to cover his buttocks.
"Ghost! Find something for pelos I called into the river.
"Pa" ah GUI threw two big lumps of river mud, and "Ba Ji Ba Ji" fell in front of pelos, smelly and dirty.
Pelos took a look, and without hesitation, he pulled them up and stuffed them into his trousers, which were fat, loose and smelly.
Pelos has the courage. If it was me, I would not have stuffed the river mud into my pants, because this is a polluted area. I have tasted the mud.
Just then, the village was ablaze with fire, and many people began to walk down.
I immediately looked at Lucifer and Agui: "ah GUI, Lucifer, I need you to do me a favor and play a play. Later, when the zombies come down to watch the water ghosts fight the flying corpse monsters, you two have to work hard and sacrifice to help the women here, and the time will be as long as possible."
Ghost and Lucifer nodded. I watched Lucifer gratefully. After all, he was a child.
"Thank you, Lucifer." I held Lucifer's leg, because when he was deformed, I could only hold his leg.
He shrunk slowly, reached out and hugged me: "I love hugging!" He fondly rubbed my shoulder, "my mother said you always held me when I was a child. I am familiar with this feeling, and this feeling makes me very warm." He sand sand, with his youth with a hoarse voice said, like coquetry, let your heart also for this lovely warm cute youth melt.
"Yes." I touched his head, held his face, and could not help kissing his forehead. Since he was born, I have held him in my arms. I love him from the bottom of my heart. "Thank you for helping me. You are still a child. I shouldn't let you get involved."
Lucifer's silver eyes twinkled happily: "I like sister Luobing to kiss me. Can sister Luobing kiss me again?" He looked at me expectantly, I was full of his smell, he was not far away from me.
I laughed and couldn't say no to his big, Shanshan eyes. I hold his face and kiss him on both sides of the cheek: "good boy, good boy, good boy!" I hit him on the forehead again.
He was smiling like he was when he was a baby and we were kissing him.
"Get ready." People began to walk in.
"Yes He jumped away happily, his body swelled in an instant, and the huge shadow covered all of us.
"Wow All of a sudden, ah GUI splashed water on me. I looked at him. He pouted his mouth hard at me and turned his mouth into the image of a fish's mouth.
"Go away! Don't you think I stink? " I stepped down and stepped on his mouth, which turned into fish lips.
He shrunk his mouth, sank wrongly and began to spit bubbles.
As the noise drew nearer and nearer, the group stopped three meters away.
Uncle akbo and other uncles gathered around their dark eyes. Uncle akbo waved to me: "pelos! Go away! Don't smoke, Lord! "
"Yes! Yes I'm going away with pelos.
Lucifer immediately raised the sky and roared: "ow --" the howl of the flying corpse also made the ogres marvel and excited.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Everyone gathered around.
Suddenly a beam of light fell from above and fell on Lucifer.
Uncle akbo jumped out again and stood in front of Lucifer, holding a microphone in his hand for some time: "my dearest Lord with dark eyes and all powerful soldiers! Standing on the shore is Lucifer, the corpse monster we captured and domesticated
"Oh --" Lucifer beat his chest and stomped his feet with unusual cooperation.
"He is three meters two! Every day, they eat about 30 jin of food and pull about 10 jin of excrement -- "
" poo ha ha ha... "The zombies burst into laughter.
I'm stiff. Lucifer can pull so much shit!
"Oh --" Lucifer was not happy. He turned around and pouted his back to Uncle Akbar who was standing in front of him.
They were wondering what he wanted to do. Suddenly, they just heard "thump!" With a cry, uncle akbo flew up, and the zombies exclaimed, "the flying corpse farts --"
"Lord Yin eye, I'll protect you --" a zombie clan jumped to the front of the dark eye and pushed out his hands. The sudden gust of wind blew Lucifer's natural attack back.The wind from the fan hung down on Uncle Akbar's face again. He got up and was fanned out again. Lucifer saw that he reached for him and put him back to the shore.
Uncle akbo touched his beard rigidly. I was stunned by his gesture and manner of touching his beard. For some reason, I thought of elder arufa.
He was disgusted: "Ouch! Next, we captured the water ghost who was still in the process of Domestication -- "
as soon as Uncle akbo shook his hand, the ghost jumped out of the water with a beautiful turn in the air, his limbs stretched out, and his lower body was a red smiling face swimming trunks.
Then he fell into the water with a thump.
"Oh ~ ~ ~"
"wow --" applause broke out.
"Interesting, interesting." The zombies showed their interest. Because no one has ever tamed a zombie or a water devil, and let them perform like this for everyone.
"Monster war is about to start Uncle akbo yelled and ran away.
Lucifer began to fly, hovering in the air.
Everyone's eyes are fixed.
At the most quiet moment, Lucifer immediately threw himself into the water and immediately drew cheers from everyone: "good! Good -- "
" thump! " Lucifer threw himself into the water and caught a GUI. He seemed to struggle in his hands. Suddenly, he grabbed Lucifer with his sharp claws. Lucifer immediately let go. The ghost fell into the water again. Lucifer chased him and dived into the water again. Then, Lucifer and Agui fought in the water. They looked very lifelike and cooperated with each other very well!
I gave my thumbs up.
A ghost and Lucifer were inseparable. Either Lucifer caught him out of the water, or he dragged Lucifer into the water. The novel and wonderful performance attracted the attention of those ghost eaters.
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