Somewhere in the marketplace was Ren who had disguised himself as a middle aged noble man in expensive clothes.
He still looked handsome in this disguise that some young maidens and middle-aged women could not help but wanna snatch him home and keep him for themselves.
It was evident on their love struck faces.
However,the object of admiration pretended not to see.He had bought 16 outing clothes,four nightgowns,and 3 pairs of lady shoes earlier when he disguised as a middle-aged lady.Now disguised as a middle-aged man that even made some youths around want to hide themselves under rocks in shame,he was heading to the jewelry shop close by.
When he finally entered,he was welcomed by a blushing female receptionist/sales girl.
Ren had picked 3 golden bell-shaped hairpins,2 pairs of golden leather belts,a golden comb and rings.
"Ah!That should be enough to satisfy that savage mistress"he thought as he kept the things he bought in his storage ring to the awe of some in the shop.Some pretended to be happy and even commended him for buying jewelries for his wife.
Ren nearly choked when they said .wife'.
Man!He is clearly single. Can't they see it?
Everything he bought at the jewelry shop amounted to 100 gold coins but he did not mind dropping a pearl before walking out of the shop empty-handed.He need not worry about food as he had bought her freshly cooked noodles from a not so top notch restaurant.
Now he was good to go,so he walked into a lonely alley with a sly smile.After going in a little deeper,he stopped walking.
"Come out "he said not looking back.
Immediately 3 men jumped down from the roof of a house wearing mean expressions but Ren only laughed coldly in his heart.
"You call that scary?I give you just one star in acting"he thought mocking them.
"My fellow man,you've got something wonderful there"said the oldest among the 3 men.He was wearing green gown and white trousers.on his waist was the waist tag that read
"Arrow".
"Wow!Are you talking about my c.o.c.k? You've got great eyes.My c.o.c.k is really wonderful. Would you like to try it?"Ren asked as if he did not know what they talking about.
"We're not perverted like you.Now give us the ring."The other man demanded.
"Ring?But that's meant for my grandma"Ren replied looking hesitant to give them anything.