Chapter 41 - Han ling 2

In a not so big room, a man sat on his bed reading a book about s.e.x positions.

This guy wasn't married and neither does he visit brothels.

Besides, he hates close contact with females so whenever he goes out, he wears white gloves.

"This position is lame, i prefer the other one--"he thought as he flipped through the pages.

He heard a knock on the door and quickly put the book under his blanket.

Then he got up and arranged his clothes.

"What is it?"

He asked with a low voice.

"Doctor Fu, the Han family requires your assistance," said the guard who stood outside the door.

"I'm feeling sleepy. Let me sleep for a while then I'll come" said doctor Fu as he pretended to yawn sleepily.

"My lord it is urgent. The young miss is in danger" said the guard who was already sweating hard.

If he fails this task, his whole family might be wiped out.

"Her life is hanging by a thread" the guard tried to persuade the lazy doctor.

Doctor Fu is 200 years old but only looks 45 with a few white strands on his originally brown hair.

He is the most renowned doctor in the imperial city.

He loves drinking wine and reading a.d.u.l.t books when he has free time just like now.

He is also lazy so lazy that he doesn't wash his body for a week unless he feels like his body is getting dirty.

He's also a fan of perfumes as they make him smell really well.

"Please let me get some sleep. I'm so tired i burned the midnight oil studying."doctor Fu finally said before activating a spell that was meant for intruders originally but he now used it to catch rodents, which is demonic rats.

Though they're evil, they make a good meal.He even ate one yesterday.

The guard was fl.u.s.tered when his legs could not move from their very spot.

"I told you not to disturb me. I wanna sleep."doctor Fu said lazily before lying back down on his old bed.

The house he lived in was old and looked abandoned because doctor Fu was too lazy to take care of it.

There were great bushes that almost covered his rooftop.

Doctor Fu would not even let appreciative patients of his remove them.

From these bushes, he gets his daily meal.

The demonic rats, the short-eared rabbit and there were even some plants that were edible and so delicious when eaten raw.

Whenever anyone tried to forcefully remove them, Doctor Fu would reduce their cultivation by a level and proclaim around three nearby streets.

"No one should trespass into my property. Why do you hate me so much that you want to take away the source of my daily bread?"

These words were what he usually said.

Now no one bothered to remove them but then some still came to ask for treatments that no one could provide.

This guard from the Han residence suffered a lot and almost lost his way to the front door of the house since there was also a faint mist in the bush.

After everything he went through he ends up trapped like a demonic rat waiting for slaughter.

"Madam, i did my best"the guard muttered before sighing.

Author: how did you force your way into my book? and aren't you allergic to bread?

Doctor Fu; *yawns* no reply. Just keep writing.

Author: you---whateve