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I see that at eight o'clock in the morning the phone has rung who knows how many times. Zhang Yushi also broke into the room, ending my Spring and Autumn big dream. After breakfast, he went straight to the swimming pool. Outside the swimming pool, Zhang Yushi pointed at the female staff member's office and said: "I'm going in. You two settle it yourselves." With that, she skipped away.

He looked at me and said in a very dirty tone, "Handsome! Do you have money? "

I nodded, then shook my head. Extending his middle finger, he disdainfully said, "Go! "Watch me, I'll take you in, and you can treat me to lunch for the money you saved."

I looked at 66 with worshipful eyes and followed behind. At the door, 66 asked: "Excuse me, are you recruiting a lifeguard here?"

At the bar, a man in a suit looked at me and 66 and asked, "Are you here to apply?"

66: "Yes, do you have any requirements?"

The man said, "Buy your ticket first. There will be an interview when you enter. You'll be working eight hours a day. You're not allowed to leave early or late."

"We are applying for a job and we still need to buy tickets." I even brought my student ID, we're not here to play. For the sake of earning money, I didn't even wait for you to spend money to buy a ticket, that's not appropriate! How about this, I'll be a colleague after I've successfully applied for the position. Can I buy you a drink another day? "

The man looked at us for a while before waving his hand and saying, "Go on in. Since you're here for an interview, let me remind you that your initiative is stronger."

66 nodded and said, "Got it. Thank you! "Thank you!"

I followed behind 66 and entered the restaurant. 66 said proudly, "You saw it right? We saved you 50 yuan worth of tickets. How about you treat it to dinner tonight?"

I was greatly shocked. "I can treat you to a bowl of Liangpi. I'll compensate you with a few pies."

"Don't be so stingy, it's settled then. The dorm has been dehydrated for a few days, I'm going to take a shower. Even if you don't want me, it's fine. I'll take a bath for free."

The diaosi's idea was so novel, she actually took advantage of this small opportunity. The swimming pool had just been built, and this was the first time I'd been in such a big place. Several pools. The two lumps of flesh on her chest were extremely white and tender, and that deep gully made one's imagination run wild. Her slender waist and long legs were such a beauty in the mortal world, I never thought that Zhang Yushi would be this sexy while wearing a swimsuit. When she walked, she twisted her butt. Walking to me, Zhang Yushi squinted her eyes and laughed: "This place isn't bad! There is no stuffy feeling like in any other swimming pool. "

66 Pointing to the distance, he said, "There are still children learning to swim over there. If I had known earlier, I would have applied for the coach. Right... "What about the interviewees?"

"You haven't arrived yet, right? Go down and swim a few rounds. " After I finished speaking, I looked at Zhang Yushi. "Do you know how to swim?"

Zhang Yushi nodded his head, "I learned it when I was in high school, what about you?"

I swallowed my saliva and braced myself. "I knew that when I was in primary school. "If you're not convinced, then go ahead and compete."

Zhang Yushi pointed to the three meter high platform, "Do you dare to jump down from there?"

I said to 66, "I'm giving you this opportunity. I won't steal your limelight. Show it off properly!" "A slut!"

Without waiting for 66 to speak, Zhang Yushi laughed: "I don't dare either, haha!"

F * * k! If I had known she wouldn't dare, I would have said I would. I didn't dare to explore the depth of the water beyond the diving platform. The swimming pool was from one meter to two and a half meters. I could only jump about a meter and a half. Zhang Yushi and 66 kept looking at me and laughing. Then, the two of them jumped down from a depth of 2.5 meters, and splashed out with waves of that height …

Zhang Yushi's appearance caused all the men in the swimming pool to have a feast in their eyes. I could see the greed in their eyes, and I hated that they couldn't just push Zhang Yushi down from the sky for a few hundred rounds, of course! I also wanted to, but I was luckier than them, because I was standing 1.5 metres deep. Seeing Zhang Yushi swimming over to my side, Zhang Yushi giggled and asked, "Do you know how to?"

"Of course! You can see for yourself. " I began to swim in the most primitive way — dog paddle! Even after half a day, he was still unable to swim more than a few meters away. 66 disdainfully said from the back, "He's such a promising guy, didn't you notice that the more he swam, the shallower he became?"

I'm so angry, it's just a swim! Climbing onto the shore, I walked up to 2.5 meters. I was still a little afraid, 2.5 meters of water was at least 30 meters away from the water's depth of 1.5 meters. According to my previous records, I would be able to swim about 10 meters without breathing. If he got cramp in his leg midway, he would lose face. After some deliberation, I decided to give up.

66. Zhang Yushi and I were laughing even more happily down there. I sat on the stairs alone, and I didn't know when Zhang Yushi came ashore, but she brought a cup of milk over, "Do you want a drink?"

I shook my head and looked down at the joyful 66. I feel really inferior. Zhang Yushi asked: "Are you working or playing?"

"I'm waiting for an interview!" I stretched my body and told Zhang Yushi: "Look at those who can swim, they are all in the shallow water, how can they choke on water? Looks like this job is quite easy. "

He instinctively turned his head and saw a person lying on the surface of the water. I really admire his courage, he's so fat, why is he still rolling? He must have been an amateur who didn't have a good grasp of the time when he fell into the water, so he laid on the surface of the water … It must have hurt.

Suddenly, a lot of people surrounded him. The person flopped a few times on the surface of the water and started to cry for help. Standing beside me, I asked, "Why don't you go down and save them? Aren't you a lifeguard? "

The people on the stage immediately looked at me. I pretended not to authenticate and said loudly, "Ah? Who? "Who's the lifeguard?" While saying that, I looked around. I had to pretend that I didn't know what was going on. After a while, when no one noticed me, I finally said to Zhang Yushi: "Lower your voice. It's so deep down, I don't even know if I could make it up the stairs."

Zhang Yushi covered her mouth and laughed: With your skill, you're still a lifeguard? That's right! Haven't you had an interview yet? Could this be part of the interview? Many companies use this method of interviewing. "

When I suddenly thought of this question, I felt a chill on my back. I told Zhang Yushi, "I've jumped down, if I don't come back later, you remember to go down and save me."

Zhang Yushi immediately pulled me back, and said: "It's better if you don't go down. Look, she's about to come ashore. Besides, how can I save you if you go down? I can only swim by myself. "

Interview! Interview!

I had no choice but to do the follow-up work and run to the other side of the river with the towel in my hand. He began to think about how he would deal with an interview if it was really an interview.

Sure enough, not long after, a man wearing a bathrobe walked in. He clapped his hands and shouted, "All the interviewees, come here."

Let me look at 66, this kid just went out to save someone, he looks quite excited. As we stood side by side, there were a dozen of us, and I wasn't worried about failing the interview. I was worried about him asking me for the ticket money.

The man walked around and said to the first person, "Someone just fell into the water. What did you do?"

The man opened his mouth and said, "I'm going down to save them."

Man: "Very good." Then he walked over to 66 and nodded. Without saying anything, the next one would be me. The man asked, "What did you do? Did you go down to save her? "

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, I couldn't lie anymore, so I said, "I'm watching them on the shore to save people."

Man: "Why not?"

F * ck! Down? It's a three-meter platform, and I don't even know how deep down it is. You want me to go down there and save him? Do you think I'm a submarine? Although he wanted to, he couldn't say it out loud. Instinctively, he said, "I'll see what they need from the shore. I'll help them. There are so many people below that would be in chaos."

The man smiled and asked, "I just saw you in the shallow water."

My face wasn't red at all as I replied, "The shallow water area is filled with children. I feel that the ones being protected should be the children. That's why I've been there the entire time."

The man didn't expose me right away, smiling as he moved on to the next person, and I knew that my interview would not go through, but that I was successfully hired, that my pride had been hurt once, that it was not even eleven o'clock when I left the swimming pool, and that when I was waiting for the bus, I saw a demolished section of the wall on the side of the road, with a large "tear" written on the wall and a circle around it. Zhang Yushi pointed to the wall and asked, "Why do you want to draw a circle?"

66 said, "When the owner spits, there is a central point."

"Wrong!" I retorted, "The reason for the removal was that I was afraid that the owner would add the word 'no' before the word 'dismantle'." And then it would be "not dismantled." "No," I said. "No," I said. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Zhang Yushi laughed, "You can even do that, your imagination is really rich."

66: "If it were me, I would write 'your grandpa' after the word 'dismantle'. The owner of the house would stand by the wall and read aloud, "Take down your uncle."

It made sense. The word 'domineering' was added after it. Zhang Yushi took my arm, and said in admiration: "I actually saw such a picture on the internet. Could it be that your house was demolished, and you added it?"

66 Great Sweat! He sighed, "Laozi has graduated from university, and my first official job is as a lifeguard. This isn't reliable for my department."

"How many departments can a university have that are reliable?"

"That's true!" 66 happily said: "I came here to experience university life, to let the university go to me for a bit, Xiaofan, do you know? Three months before the college entrance exam, I changed the signature of my QQ personality to 'human beings'. My mother praised my son for his talent, and a week before the exam, I changed the signature to 'all of fate'. My mother said I would adjust myself. When I got home, the first thing I did was sign my QQ. This time, my mom criticized me, saying that I usually don't study well, and that's what happens to me. "

After lunch, and I headed home. Along the way, Zhang Yushi taught me a thought and advised me to prepare a resume, to straighten my hair out, and then to first recruit people for a job that suits me online. Even if I don't go for an interview, right now I want to submit my resume online.

When I thought about it, I felt that it made sense. When I went back home, I started to download an electronic resume from the Internet and casually filled in a copy. Zhang Yushi read on the side and occasionally reminded me to write beautifully. First, I will spread my reputation, and then talk about it. Finally, after writing it down, I felt that the person who this resume described was not me, but Zhang Yushi at the side said: This is called marketing.

Fine! This is called marketing, and the goods I sell are my own.

After dinner, I received three letters from the station telling me to go for an interview tomorrow. What pained me the most was that their interview time was actually 9 am. Among these three companies, I carefully considered whether I could only go to one of them, and after repeated selections, I decided to apply for a position in a company, at least on the same level as the one I loved.