"I don't care," he said. Had Huang Xianzhe looked for Zhang Yushi in the past two days? I'm very curious, the concert Zhang Yushi escaped, didn't he get angry? "

"Who knows!" I hate it when I talk about Huang Xianzhe! "Zhang Yushi said that Huang Xianzhe is coming over tomorrow, and he even bought a lot of delicious things today …"

"F * ck!" 66 shouted in shock: "Isn't this Zhang Yushi too kind, she even wants to treat Huang Xianzhe to a meal? "Apologize?"

"No way!" I said in a low voice, "As for Zhang Yushi's friend, even if there's someone called White Snow, she would still come. Forget it!" Let's not talk anymore, let's go eat some fish. " I remember that in our first year of university, Cao Xiaoting and I went there to visit Fuxian Lake to buy a ticket a few days in advance. In the end, we were disappointed, the beach was not as good as Qingdao, and the seawater was not as clean as Qinhuang Island. The fish produced at the Lake of Immortals are very delicious. A single grass fish actually managed to blacken our 168.

I still remember that grass fish! Fucking expensive.

During dinner, Brother Hui poured me a cup of wine and casually asked: "Xiaofan, is there anyone usually going to your room?"

"I don't usually, but occasionally Zhang Yushi would help me tidy up my room."

The Brother Hui hesitated for a moment, then laughed: "I want to spar with you on a real football match some other day. How about it? "I feel that my level is about the same as yours. I can't even kick a 66, much less you?"

"FUCK! I didn't show my strength today, but the referee blew his whistle. You really think I don't have the strength? You can take care of this Stone Cauldron Fish first. In a while, go play with him. Tonight, I plan to win the face of that boss. "

Brother Hui laughed: "When you have lost more or less, just give it a good kick and it will bring you a whole bunch of game coins."

With a beaming smile, he said: "This is a good idea. Xiaofan and I will take the game coins and run, at that time, don't tell me that I know you, I'm afraid of getting beaten up."

"What do you want to drink tonight?" I picked up a cigarette from the table and lit it. King Furong, you really made a fortune here, Brother Hui? " Brother Hui smiled but didn't say anything. The waiter brought over a dozen of beer, causing 66's eyes to brighten up. I coughed dryly to regain my senses, but the waitress quickly turned around to leave. "Wait, wait …"

The girl turned her head and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Mm …" Hungry … This... Is there a beer opener here …. "" No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no "Bottle opener."

The girl rolled her eyes and said, "It's on the table."

66: "That... You... "Is there anything special here …"

The girl smiled and said, "You guys are calling it the signature Stone Cauldron Fish. This is already the most famous specialty of our restaurant. What else do you need?"

66 Swallowing his saliva, he finally introduced himself. "Where have I seen you before?"

The little girl smiled even more happily and said, "Aren't you from the Media College's 66? Of course we've met before. I'm younger than you, so when I came here, you were the one to take on the new students. "

66 slapped his forehead and said, "I say, you look so familiar."

The little girl said, "You've already forgotten about me. If you hadn't, how could you not remember that you wrote an email to me on QQ?"

66's face immediately turned red and she said, "No …" It's fine now! "

I hastily shouted, "Wait!" Wait! Junior! Junior! Tell me what's going on? Did I write you a love letter? "

The little girl shyly smiled and said, "It can't be considered a love letter, right? It's pretty obscure. You must be Xiaofan! I saw your article in the e-magazine at school. I still have to go to the other tables. "

After the primary school sisters left, Brother Hui and I looked at 66 and 66 hurriedly said, "Come …" Come on, I'm thirsty... "Let me have a drink first …" Then the kid poured himself a glass of wine and held it up to his mouth, not drinking it or putting it down, his eyes still darting around.

"Sure! "Little 66." I sincerely praised, "I didn't expect you to have such a beautiful period. "You're not being honest today, I definitely won't let you out of this room."

Brother Hui spoke up from the side: "It's fine even if you don't want to talk about it. Why don't we ask that girl later!"

66 immediately put down the wine cup and said, "You two go on with me. I really didn't do anything bad. I really didn't do anything bad." 66 expression, let me think of four words "guilty of being a thief".

I took a sip of my beer and asked, "66, what the hell did you do to that girl? Or do you need to do something bad to just pull your pants and not admit it? "

66 glared and said, "Why does it taste so bad in your mouth? How could I not know her if she did anything to lift her pants? Move your pig head and think about it. "

"When did I become a pig's head?" I retorted, "As long as you're here, I'll never be able to be compared with a pig. I don't deserve it, because there's still you."

Brother Hui said: Alright, let her go. I see that 66 doesn't have the guts to take off her pants with that girl, right?

66 slapped the table. "Who said that? This is blatant provocation on the part of both of you. "Just you wait." After saying that, 66 walked out of the private room. Brother Hui and I looked at each other and smiled. Not long after, 66 came back smiling and said, "In a while, you two can go play games. I want to take this little beauty to see a movie."

I shouted, "You want to leave the organization? Don't find excuses, if you have the ability, bring the little beauty with us to the video game city. "

66 said with a bit of grievance, "The two of you are too dishonest. It's their first date, why are you two messing around with each other? Can you give me a second chance? "

"That won't do! If you take them to the movies and it's just the two of you, the atmosphere will be awkward. Let's go to the video games city together, the first time you establish a relationship, the second time you go to the movies, it won't be too late, by then you can just hold hands. You can't just shamelessly go and hold her fair little hand on your first date, right? "

Brother Hui hurriedly added: "Xiaofan is right, you should learn from me. In the field of picking up girls, you are truly inferior to me, me too! "The books he writes are all so beautiful. As the saying goes, 'Men are not bad, women do not love'. Sometimes you are just a little bit 'cheap'. That is indeed the case."

66 He thought about it for a moment, then said, "What you say makes sense. Why don't you go and play?"

I said, "That's right! You can also teach her hands-on and create a chance to touch her little hand when you encounter a difficult hurdle. "

66 Staring at me for a few seconds, she said, "I didn't see it. You're so fucking beautiful!"

Me: "…"

After dinner, 66 actually brought the primary school girl to the video game city. I don't know how this brat managed to fool her. But at around ten o'clock, 66 obediently sent the family back to school, and then continued to run back to play with us. After midnight, they found a bath center to make a sauna, lay down in the lounge, and began to brazenly chat and brag.

In the darkness, after lighting up the cigarette, he threw the cigarette case and lighter to me and asked: "Xiaofan, how long after you and Cao Xiaoting had known each other, did you go to get a room?"

I lit a cigarette and took a long drag. "Why do you ask?" Does it have anything to do with you? "

"I just wanted to study it a bit. In my freshman year, I had a girlfriend. I didn't touch her for three months, so at most, I just kissed her on the cheek. After that, I was ruthlessly abandoned, and she said I wasn't active enough …" Within a week of my second girlfriend meeting me, I had the courage to say to her carefully, 'Let's go out and get a room.' Then my face was slapped and abandoned. It seems like getting a room at some point is still a piece of science. It can't be too early, it can't be too late. "

I recalled for a moment and said, "I think I went out to get a room with Cao Xiaoting more than a month ago. I also forgot the specifics, who had nothing to do but open the room record phone? "How boring."

Having gotten interested, she asked, "Then what about you and Fang Xue?"

"I forgot. Let me tell you, you have to think about it yourself. Some girls are very shy and obviously want to, but they don't dare to say it. You have to rely on your glib tongue to fool them, I believe you can do it well. The kind of work where women are very popular. "

"I haven't. If I had the time, I might as well try DOTA!"

"You can take a look and also study the psychology of girls. You don't realize that girls' porn novels are all of that kind. The male lead is very handsome, he has an inexhaustible amount of money, or he's a prince, or something like that. Moreover, he had to have an outstanding personality, as he wouldn't be conquered by any woman. Usually, when there is such a male lead, there will be a pornographic bedtime scene, basically, it would be 'Overlord Bow' forced on him, and finally, it will be this woman who will be deeply infatuated with this male lead. "

66 asked in a surprised tone: "Are you educating me?"

Brother Hui was grinning from ear to ear for a long time.

"You better understand. I didn't ask you to do anything illegal. If you fail your experiment, don't sell me out."

66 The head with the cigarette in its mouth kept shaking as it said, "Too YD! Too despicable! Too despicable! Too... How can I know you? "

"Bastard!" You don't have any face to know laozi? "

"Birds of a feather flock together! How can a young man in the 21st century like me be in cahoots with a despicable web writer like you? This is simply an insult to my character! It's just bad luck that I know you! "How about this, just tell me how I can trick this junior sister into getting a room at a hotel, I won't feel a sense of shame knowing you!"

I really can't be bothered with him. Such valuable theoretical experience, even though I passed it on to him, he still doesn't dare practice it. I'll pass it on to someone else another day, and when it's proven feasible, I'll try it out as well. Although I'm not a prince or a noble, I still want to make a bet.

66 While smoking and daydreaming about the next date, I suddenly felt I had a problem with my education and added, "66, you can't really force your way in. I can't afford to abet a male delinquent."

66 scolded: "I'm not as stupid as you, and! "Don't call me a virgin from now on."

Brother Hui laughed at the side: When are you going to break? Are there any videos? "

He also knew that in front of me and the Brother Hui, he would never be able to take advantage of us.

I found myself sleeping soundly in the bathroom lounge. When I opened my eyes the next day, it was already past ten o'clock. 66 was still snoring, the Brother Hui took a stroll first.

I woke her up with a kick. "I went to eat. If you go back to sleep, the waiter will come to collect your tip."

66. Faintly following me out of the bathroom, she turned on her phone and found that there were twenty odd missed calls. From around ten last night to almost all of them were called by Zhang Yushi. I didn't dare to neglect this girl and quickly returned it, "Girl, what's wrong? "So many phone calls?"

Zhang Yushi sighed, and asked: "Where are you? "Why haven't you come back tonight?"

I secretly rejoiced in my heart, since when did this girl start to care about my private life? "Last night, I had dinner with Brother Hui and the others, so I went to play around. After that, I found a place to sleep."

Zhang Yushi asked: "Are you awake now, can you come back now?"

"I'll be right back. If I don't go to the website update and the readers don't eat me, the editors will scold me. "

Zhang Yushi said: "Come back quickly, we have guests at home."

Huang Xianzhe? F * ck! Does he count as a guest? I was a little depressed, so I ate something with 66 by the roadside and hurried back!