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Chapter 1 — Blow all of heaven and earth to smithereens! • Prologue •【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls△◇

Translated by KaiesV

Edited by KaiesV

1 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

This is a thread to talk about real life retired magical girls.

Let’s reminisce, compare them to current magical girls, or talk about them as you like.

The only temp is >1.

The next thread should be started by >950. If not, please specify a lower number.

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2 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Posting a thread

Below is a list of abbreviations for witches :

【Already Retired】

Sun : Rising Sun

Random Fire : Trigger Happy

Time : Chrono Keeper

Knight : Round Knight

Eastern Imperial Eagle : Harpy Eagle

Hellfire : Prime Flame

Acceleration : Accel Drive

Tightly Drawn Bow : Robin Hood

Hedgehog : Hedgehog

Denial : No-Way

Thunder : Monarch Sprite

Illusion : Imaginary Friend

Foresight : Oracle Talker

Bomb : Clear Bomber

Courage : Dreadnought

Rotation : Spin Order

Locust Swarm : Grasshopper

【Student Taking】

Sleep : Lazy Lady

Poisonous Insect : Discause

Doll : Wigs Crosseau

Winged Argonaut : Doppelganger

Frozen Ground : Permafrost

Gravity : Redball

Sorceress : Dragoncall

Magnetism : Ex-Magna

White Rabbit : Rabbit Foot

Brave : Simeracres

Shark Evocation : Bull Shark

3 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>1

>>I told you that only 1 is a template.

Go away, troll.

4 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Moderator Kitter is suddenly here.

6 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I’m not saying I’m a moderator, but it’s actually the only one with a temp, so it’s a distraction.

6 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I was pretty helpful when I first got here.

7 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Don’t let the trolls get to you.

Anyone who responds is trolling.

Well, that’s it, Roaring Thunder-chan is retiring today—

8 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

You say…

Monarch Sprite-chan was pretty old school, wasn’t she?

How long have she been doing this?

9 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I thought they were already there about 10 years ago.

I don’t remember—

10 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I looked at the unofficial WIKI and it looks like they’ve been doing this for 13 years.

I guess I’m not old enough to be a little girl anymore, hahaha

11 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Hah? Magical girls don’t age, though, do they?

12 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I mean, she hasn’t retired yet, so it’s a slippery slope, isn’t it?

>> I think you’re wrong about the second one too.

13 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>12 It’s urban legend

14 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I feel like this thread is all about witches.

Let’s talk about regular magical girls too.

Have you ever heard of Clover-chan?

15 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I don’t know

16 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I don’t know

17 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I don’t know

18 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>15-17 Y’guys are awful

Well, to be honest, I don’t know either.

I’m too biased in my name recognition to talk about it properly unless she’s a witch.

19 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>18

If she have a special weapon, she don’t have to be a witch to be famous.

20 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I mean, all these girls look like they were one step away from being witches.

21 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

And then there’s the idol magical girls.

22 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Those are the kids who came out recently, so I’m guessing most of them aren’t among the retired guys.

23 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I wanted to be shot by Trigger Happy-chan my whole life.

24 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

A pervert—!

25 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

But I understand.

I wanted to be kicked by those beautiful legs of Grasshopper-chan.

26 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I don’t understand getting shot or kicked, but I would have liked to have met them.

27 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I’ve seen one before!!

28 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

You’re lying

29 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Uploading evidence

30 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I guess magical girls aren’t real.

They’re fighting in a special world.

We don’t know what they’re fighting for.

31 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Eh—?

You’re right, I did see it.

32 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Poor thing……

I can’t believe I missed her so much that I hallucinated…

33 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>31 I’ve heard people say similar things before, but in the end there’s no proof

They seemed to have a hazy memory.

34 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I mean, now that I think about it, what is a magical girl?

I’m getting excited about it before I even know what it is.

35 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

When you put it that way, what is it?

I don’t really know.

36 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

As long as it’s cute, all the better!

I don’t care about the details!

37 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Spider

38 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

It’s the truth.

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Learn more

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578 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I don’t care about quality, witches are so numerous nowadays.

579 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

When it was less, there were maybe five of them–

580 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Was there ever a time when there were that few?

I just got into it recently, so I didn’t know.

581 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

This is fate, it must be so.

There’s gonna be a big fight coming up.

Let the festivities begin!

582 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Where’s the vertical reading? Here?

583 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>578 A confrontationist

584 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I don’t know how strong the enemy is, so I can’t make a clear comparison.

I don’t know who’s stronger, the old witches or the new witches.

585 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Speaking of then and now, though, Permafrost-chan have been around for a long time, haven’t you?

586 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I told you, magical girls don’t age.

587 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Permafrost-chan’s skirt has more layers every year.

Do you know what this means?

I don’t either.

588 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I thought magical girls were supposed to be attacked.

Like Rising Sun-chan, she’s not a witch, but she’s still a magical girl.

589 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

>>588 Well? Not that I have any idea.

590 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

What I’m doing is idolizing.

Turn on the TV and you’ll see them all the time.

Even more through the screen.

591 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

So magical girls have come of age in an era of diversity.

592 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

But Permafrost-chan has always been a witch.

593 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I mean, you’re talking about a witch who isn’t retired.

Let’s talk about our idol, Imaginary Friend-chan!

594 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Imaginary Friend-chan may have a loner’s name, but she’s not a loner.

In fact, she’s popular because she uses her friend’s magical girl magic.

595 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

I know!

That’s because she was such a good girl.

596 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Oh? Do you want to brag about being a good girl?

My Oracle Talker-chan is no slouch either, huh?

596 • No Name Magical Girl Lover

Since when did she become yours!