"Eh..." Li Da, who became the focus of attention, was at a loss and didn't know what to do. He pinched his body and stood up for a long time:
"sorry to disturb you. That what You go on. We'll just keep it down. " Li Da kept beating, and at the same time he was bowing.
The appearance is pompous, the acting skill is moving!
Chen Yang could not help but help his forehead, a headache. God, why does he know such a chubby?
"Look, go ahead and cut him off!"
Longge was angry and angry in his eyes. These two people clearly don't pay attention to him. Li Da jumps up and down like a monkey in a circus. It's provocative!
When did he long Ge suffer such grievances Oh, no It's an insult.
The eldest brother has spoken. As a younger brother, you must be obedient. How can you be a qualified younger brother without this awareness?
As a result, the dark crowd went to Li Da and Chen Yang. In the winter, they were all naked, with machetes and sticks in their hands. I have to say that the appearance is quite bluffing.
At least, Li Da is no longer a hippie now. He picks up the empty bottle and looks at the crowd with a frozen look in his eyes.
"I hear you are a master?" Chen Yang is still doing it. He looks at Li Da as if he is facing a great enemy and asks in a voice.
At the moment, the group of evil men and the two people closer and closer.
"You're no nonsense. Of course I'm an expert..." Li Dabai glanced at Chen Yang, and before he finished speaking, he took the lead in smashing the wine bottle in his hand and "pa" broke the glass residue on the ground.
Face a Leng, this boy still dare to start first?!
Just as they were about to fight, Li Da shook the bangs in front of her forehead, raised a finger, and said a word slowly:
"slow!"
"Boy, what do you want? Wise quickly kneel down to call three grandfathers, maybe the master in a good mood will let you go. You are so delicate and tender that my grandfathers are reluctant to destroy the flowers. "
"Ha ha ha, that is ~"
when the man finished, he burst into laughter.
Li Da was not moved, but he said something:
"everyone is a man of honor, who can't get along with me. I am a little ant. If you step on it, you will step on it. I'm afraid it will dirty your feet. I'm really sorry. Buddha said that saving one life is better than building a seven level pagoda. Brothers, as long as you hold your hands high, you will be able to enjoy your splendor and wealth, and beauties and girls will enjoy them endlessly
Li Da tried to persuade the criminals with love and justice.
Chen Yang was stunned. It's a pity that Li Da didn't go to be a missionary.
However, the group stopped.
Really useful?!
Li Da was overjoyed, wondering if he would strike while the iron was hot, and then make these evil men lay down their butcher knives and become Buddhists?
At this time, someone in the opposite side said:
"I think your words are rough, but they are not. So we can give you two choices. One is to fight alone, but to fight in groups. Which one do you choose?"
Li Da was overjoyed.
Of course, it's a single choice! Although his kung fu is just like what Chen Yang said, he is more than enough to deal with one of these people.
Thinking like this, Li Da jumped up and gave Chen Yang a proud look, as if he was saying that I was watching my performance!
Chen Yang looked at him with a smile in his mouth.
"I'll take it on my own!"
Li Da stood there with his hands on his back. He was dignified and had a master's demeanor.
"Good," the villains threw away their swords and sticks, rubbed their hands, and their faces were full of chrysanthemum like smiles, and then said:
"we'll take you alone!"
Li Da was petrified in an instant, and then a howl came out.
I want to go back to the countryside. Li Da thought bitterly in her heart.
What a painful understanding!
"Bang bang bang!"
"Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa!"
Chen Yang picked up his glass and listened to the beautiful music (scream), without any waves in his heart.
It was not until Li Da burst out that he put down his glass and looked at the battlefield.
"Stop!"
Li Da made a great deal of mistakes, staggered out of the encirclement and came to Chen Yang.
Looking at his appearance at the moment, Chen Yang couldn't help laughing and shaking his head.
Is Li Da still the person in front of you? His hair was dishevelled, his face was black and blue, and his face, which was originally pretty, was beaten beyond recognition. Like a pig's head.
"Sister Brother in law I I can't Li Da covered her mouth and hummed bitterly, saying intermittently.
"Aren't you a master?" Chen Yang joked."When Of course, it's a master. How can a person as tall as me not be an expert... " Li Da mumbled that if Chen Yang Er Li was not good, he would not have known what he was talking about.
"Hello, boy." Someone yelled at Chen Yang.
"Well?" Chen Yang frowned and turned to look. Those evil men are making all kinds of provocative actions against him, some are whistling, some are raising their middle fingers, some are taking off their pants
Well, it was Chen Yang's imagination to take off his pants, but he had a very bold idea.
"Single fight or group fight?" Chen Yang smiles at them and suddenly stands up.
For no reason, the group of villains took a step backward, and after that, they felt puzzled.
"Brawl, of course!" Someone said in a vicious voice.
"Yes, I'll kill you, grandson!"
"So hard that your mother doesn't even know you!"
It seems that they are quite dissatisfied because they have taken a step back. They are filled with righteous indignation and shout to Chen Yang.
"Well, I'll choose to take it on my own. I'll pick all of you on my own!" Chen Yang's smile on his face did not decrease, his feet stepped on strange steps, and in a flash he came to the crowd.
People were surprised, many people rubbed their eyes, have expressed disbelief. Then there was a loud discussion among the crowd:
"lying trough? I'm not dazzled. How did this kid get here? "
"Shadow Shadow meaning? Flash? "
"Damn it! It's not a hell of a night. "
"Don't be afraid, brothers. We are full of Yang and dare not come near us even if we are ghosts."
At the critical moment, there will always be someone to stand up and stabilize the morale of the army.
"Yes, brothers, kill this son of tortoise!"
When people were ready to rush forward and rub Chen Yang on the ground, they were surprised to find that
Chen Yang is gone again!
Then someone felt a chill in his lower body, which made him shiver. Moreover, the chill seemed to be contagious. More and more people felt it until
Chen Yang appeared in front of them again and pointed to their lower body, and they just reacted and looked down at their body. But at this glance, they got angry, and instantly their faces turned red.
It turns out that when Chen Yang cut off their belts, their baggy pants were free to fall under gravity until they had a close contact with the ground, leaving a pair of underpants exposed to the air alone.
Chen Yang slightly cocked up the corner of his mouth, revealed a faint smile, and coughed softly. Then he said to the group of naked men:
"you see, your boss is so mean to you that he doesn't even give you clothes. I can't see it anymore. I thought, how can you wear pants without clothes? The most important thing to be a man is to be neat. You see, it's much better. "
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ~" Li Da, who kept patting the table with her palm, laughed and burst into tears. It's ugly enough. I guess ghosts will worry about this smile.
"What are you doing! If you don't put on your pants, you'll waste this boy to me