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"What?"

"What did you say? And confiscate it? What's the matter? How many of them do you want to collect? It's against you, isn't it? "

As soon as I finished, the two women glared at each other. It seemed that they would eat if they didn't agree!

"Ha ha..."

I Shan Shan a smile, "this time is also a slip of the tongue, it is really a slip of the tongue, ah, my wife's ears hurt!"

"Hum!"

Wu Ruoqi white eyes angry at me one eye, "know the pain is good, let you long point memory!"

"Yes, it's going to hurt you!"

Ye Chaofan also learns her appearance, stretched out his hand to pull on my other ear, "remember?"

“……”

I can not help but speechless, this woman is also a trouble!

Thanks to that girl didn't come, otherwise I didn't have three ears twisted!

Through the mirror, I saw Hu Meier, who was as red as an apple. She had no reason to have a dry mouth. She said that the woman's heart was very big. We were talking about her, but she didn't reply. She even laughed shyly?

She doesn't really want to be accepted by me, does she?

Cough!

This woman is really hard to accept. Bah, I can't accept it!

When the car starts, I'll be the driver.

"Where to?"

"Go home!"

"Eat!"

"Take me back."

“……”

None of the four women said the same thing. I said, "since you can't make up your mind, I'll make up my mind. Go to dinner first!"

Zhao Xue looked up at me, "Zhang Shan, put me down. I'm not hungry."

"Goo Goo..."

As soon as she finished speaking, her stomach began to growl without waiting for me to reply, and my brow raised, "what? Is it nice to have dinner with me? "

This woman is really hungry. She even says she's not hungry, and she doesn't know what she thinks.

As soon as I said that, Zhao Xue blushed instantly and turned her face to one side with her stomach covered.

At this time, through the rearview mirror, I saw that Hu mei'er seemed to have something to say, so I asked, "aren't you hungry? If I'm not wrong, you didn't eat lunch, did you? "

"Of course I'm hungry."

"What do you mean by not talking? Do you think it's too much to eat with me? "

Hu mei'er got married for a while, looked up at me several times, and finally said:

"Zhang Shan, at night Can I sleep in your house? "

"Crunchy!"

Listen to her say so, my hand shakes, the car almost didn't turn into the ditch, quickly stepped on the brake.

"To die! Don't drive slowly

"Zhang Shan, you bastard, oh, you hit my head!"

The two women roared at the same time.

"Well, it's not my fault, is it?"

I said,

"sister mei'er, you told me to go home to sleep with me in front of my two wives. Don't you think it's too much? What's more, I will never agree to a man with integrity, ideals and ambitions like me

At this time, seeing that the two women were about to eat people's eyes, he quickly showed his loyalty.

Are you kidding? If you don't understand, those two women can't give me a sharp pinch when they go home?

Alas As a man loved by all women, I am also very helpless!

Sure enough, after I said these words, Wu Ruoqi and ye Chaofan looked much better.

The eyes seemed to say, you know what you are!

Then I very proud to start the car again, toward the front to drive, in the heart to their point 32 praise, I'm really great!

It's just not long after the car left, and Hu mei'er's words almost didn't make me bleed!

"Sorry, I don't want to say it in front of your wife, just If you don't say it now, you won't have a chance in the future. "

"Poof..."

Dying, dying!

Nima, does this woman mean to hurt me?

What do you mean if you don't talk about it now, there will be no chance in the future?

You, a woman who looks like a goblin, told me in front of my wife that she would go home to sleep with me. Do you think there will be a chance?

I Pooh!

Even if you want to say that, you have to carry my wife, don't you?

Well, Pooh, no, I'm serious!

I struggled in my heart for a long time. Looking at the murderous eyes of the two women, I said helplessly:

"well, you see my wife. She seduced me on her own initiative, but you can rest assured that I will never agree. I'll send 4!"

"Zhang Shan, you big bastard, I want to get off! I think it's bad for my son to take a car with my child! "“…… Wife, I am wronged! I said Sister mei'er, would you explain it for me? Nothing has happened between us. Even if I have seen your body, you let me take the initiative to... "

"Zhang Shan!"

Before I finished, I heard Wu Ruoqi yell, "what did you just say!! You've even shown people's bodies. How dare you say nothing? Tell me what's going on! "

Day!

It's the end that Hu mei'er accidentally said something wrong. Originally, when Hu mei'er said it, it was enough for her two to misunderstand. Now I say it again It's really yellow mud falling into the crotch. It's not excrement, it's excrement!

What should we do?

Explain!

Creak!

The car braked again and stopped steadily on the side of the road.

"Wife, listen to my explanation. It's really a slip of the tongue this time. In fact, it's a long story. I think I should bring it to you from the beginning. Only in this way can I show my devotion to love. Well, yes, Newton once said..."

"Bah! Shut up

Before I finished speaking, ye Chaofan glared at me, "are you happy to tell me that you are single-minded? There are only three women sitting in this car. How about you make it up for me

“……”

I'm speechless!

It's said that a scholar meets a soldier, but it's not clear.

When I come here, when a man meets a woman, he becomes unreasonable

"Well, whatever you think, anyway, I have nothing to do with her. The last time she took off her clothes for me to see, she just wanted me to see the scars on her body, and then..."

"Ah, ah

Wu Ruoqi went crazy, "you bastard! I thought I saw breasts or something. I didn't expect you to see her undress when you You really piss me off

Shit, what this chick thought was that I only saw Hu Meier's chest?

Nima, as long as I knew, I didn't explain. This explanation brought me into the ditch again. Speechless, I asked God, where are your eyes!!!

In five minutes

Finally, I stopped in the car. When I was very embarrassed to tidy up my calm clothes, I suddenly heard a voice coming from the side:

"Damn, there are so many people these days. I just park my car on the side of the road in broad daylight and drive it dry. It's really the downwind of the world!"

Oh, my God!!

I almost cried, NIMA. I was pushed to the seat by two women and beaten, OK?

Whoo!

With a long sigh, I said to the two women with a straight face:

"is it clear now? I said, I have nothing to do with her, you have to believe it. Oh, whose bra is this? Take it back

“……” Wu Ruoqi's face turned red! When did you tear my bra off! "

Ha ha!

There was a faint smile in my heart. This woman really didn't have anyone. She pushed me to the chair. I didn't know the tofu I had eaten for a long time when I was struggling. I even didn't find her bra pulled down by me

Oh, no!

Can't this woman be eaten tofu on purpose?

It is reasonable to say that after being pressed for such a long time, how can there be no response Well, it must have been intentional!

But just after thinking like this, I found that I was wrong!

Because Wu Ruoqi glared at me, "you bastard! The salty pig hand that just hugged my chest is yours! "

“……” I'm speechless. This woman really knows, but what does she mean by that?

Does she think ye Chaofan is touching her chest?

Women still have this hobby?

Er, well, I'm evil again. It's not so cool for a woman to touch a woman, is it?

Anyway, I don't know.

Quiet down, I pretended to stare at Hu mei'er, "sister mei'er, you see, I was bullied by women. It's all because of you. Don't you want to say something?"

Hu mei'er chuckled, her chest heaved, and she said with white eyes: "actually, I want to say that I want to go to your house..."

"Stop!"

I hastily compared a forbidden gesture, "aunt, you can stop going to my house to sleep, do you have to let me die in the car?"

"Bah!"

Hu mei'er was angry with her eyes, "You Rascal still says you are pure. It's clear that you have a ghost in your heart and want to soak your sister, right?"

Gollum!

This woman is really bold enough to speak, and she is not afraid that these two women will beat her?

But then she said, "I mean to hide from Zhao Tianyang first, and there's no other place to go, so I want to go to your house to hide, not to sleep with you. You look excited!"

"Well Well, then, you have to ask my wife, right

"Hum!" Ye Chaofan turned his eyes at me and said, "you are wise!"Then she turned to Hu mei'er and said, "Zhao Tianyang is your man. What can he do to you? Besides, your man has harmed my man so many times. Are you willing to say that? Do you think I'll agree? "

"Yes."

At this time, Hu mei'er's face was sincere, and she only answered such a word.

I almost vomited blood. What does this woman think?

"How do you know?"

Ye Chaofan sees the idea in the heart was guessed thoroughly, pursue a way.

"Because we are all women."

Ye Chaofan didn't speak any more. He looked at me in a complicated way. I didn't understand what it was. Maybe he was giving me face as a "man".

"Tell me why you want to live in my house." I asked.

"When Zhao Tianyang goes to exchange money, if he finds out that he has been cheated, he will not be able to run away. He will surely spread his anger on me, so I can only live in your house to hide, because that's the place he didn't expect