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Crazy, crazy!

See I said to the guy above jump or not, the atmosphere of the whole court was lit up again in an instant!

But this time, they seem to have understood that the guy didn't want to jump off the building at all. He clearly wanted to steal money!

So they didn't say anything bad to me this time. Instead, they yelled at the people above:

"young man, if you don't jump, get down quickly! It's very hot in the sun. What if, as the guy said, you're suntanned and can't find your girlfriend? "

"Yes! We are tired to watch you here. You might as well enjoy yourself! If you jump, just jump down. If you don't jump, just hurry down, right? The shop owner said that he just gave you a girlfriend. Don't you want to

"Yes! How enthusiastic your boss is, and you should be satisfied with the insurance he bought for you

"That's right. If I were you, I would definitely plunge down. How refreshing?"

That guy definitely wants to die!

What I didn't expect at all was that after I said those words, these onlookers even followed me to say such words!

What's more interesting is that the reporters held up the microphone and interviewed them:

"this young man who wants to jump! Are you doing performance art? He also said that you should use this kind of behavior to publicize some of your views

"Yes! Come and tell us about it! We can help you to do a lot of news, as long as you can cooperate with us, come down with us to go back to the company, finish the news, we guarantee that you can become a new generation of network red

"You see, we offer you such good conditions. I think the last time you had one roof, it's worth it. Why don't you look at your own feelings about the purchase restriction now?"

"Young man, you have to look forward. You can see that you have achieved so many benefits this time. Should you let go of your resentment? Why don't you tell us what kind of people you like? We can help you to advertise for free. As long as you promise to go back with us, we decide to help you to find your girlfriend in the shortest time

“……”

The guy stood on the top of the building. After hearing the reporter's words, the sweat on his forehead was pouring down. It wasn't hot, but cold sweat!

Nima, he didn't expect such a thing to happen today!

I didn't expect that I wasn't afraid of his threat at all. On the contrary, I told him so much bullshit with a smile, which almost made him vomit blood!

What's more hateful is that those onlookers are so "enthusiastic" that they have to drag him to jump!

If he wanted to dance, he would have done so much earlier. Would he need so many people to encourage him?

Grandma's a leg!

The most hateful thing is that those reporters even followed suit!

Damn, look at the terms they offer. They are both Internet Celebrities and girlfriends. They even have clearly marked prices What kind of performance art are you talking about!

I know the art of behavior!

Have you ever seen a performance artist standing on the top of a thirteen story building on a hot day?

At this time, he doesn't know what to say!

And he already knew in his heart that his thoughts had been seen through by these people!

He thought that if he went on like this, it would not be a shame, but should be faced with the problem of how to explain to the boss!

If it doesn't work out and there's so much noise, maybe you'll be beaten up!

Just when he was very hesitant, the following reporters could not bear it again!

Today they got so much good news that they were already very excited. Now they have come across such a big news. I really want to get this person to my magazine!

Because only in that way can they get the maximum benefits!

So at this time, they all want to take this man back to their magazine!

So one by one they yelled at the top:

"young man! Our magazine is the top three in the city! As long as you go back with us, we guarantee that you will get a lot more money than them, and if you want to make any further news in the future, we will also help you, and we will sign a substantial cooperation relationship for you! What are you hesitating about? Don't think about it at all. Come down and follow us

"Cut! Don't listen to him! Also said he was the first three! Although they are in the top three in the magazine, we are the new media on the Internet! At that time, I think it's very simple to make you a net star! At that time, you are the God of thousands of girls! That can be to want beautiful woman to have beautiful woman, want money to have money

"None of you are reliable! I can recommend to our boss that you take part in all kinds of variety shows! You don't have to say anything, just go up and talk to them about your feelings before you jump off the building. Even these things don't need your own thinking. We will arrange your lines for you. Think about it, your life will take off from now on! "Shit!

Now these reporters say this kind of words one by one, and I'm really impressed by them!

If I had known that they would make such a big temptation, I might as well go up by myself

However, I just want to think about this idea. Although they say so well now, in fact, there won't be much that can be realized in the end. At most, I want to borrow this man to create a momentum for my magazine or media. Once the storm over this matter is over, the man will surely fall to the origin, and even live worse than before!

This kind of thing is everywhere in the entertainment industry, they will fall after passing the breath, let alone this is just a little gangster!

Standing on the top of the building, the guy was stunned by these people. He almost believed it. Just when she was about to open her mouth and answer, a person suddenly appeared behind him!

Dong walked past carelessly.

Say to him:

"Yo? Man, how about jumping off a building? "

"Chen Xiangdong? What are you doing here! You Stay away from me

Obviously this guy knew ah Dong and knew his cruel style, so he stepped back two steps after seeing him.

"Why are you so afraid of me? I don't know how to eat people. Oh, by the way, I want to say that it's a coincidence that I'm here to jump. "

"What? You Are you here to jump, too? "

"Yes, don't you think it's a coincidence! And we would choose the same day and the same place. Do you think it's fate

WOW!

Dong's voice was not very loud, but he was carrying a loudspeaker, and the place where the loudspeaker was connected was the broadcasting in the hotel!

So what he said was immediately heard by everyone!

Just for a moment, the following people became boiling up!

"My God! What's going on today? It's amazing how many people even do this! You've really opened your eyes

"Ha ha ha! I know this guy. Isn't he the leader of the waiters? "

"Ha ha! This guy is going to make trouble! I'm laughing to death

And at this time, those reporters as a very sensitive journalist, of course, is to shoot a burst of fierce above!

For a moment, the sound of click on the spot rang up!

"What are you doing! Do you want news or not

At this time, as a very kind person, I winked at the reporters and said.

"Ah? Yes, yes, interview! "

"What's your name, sir? What's your motive when you go up there! "

"Can you tell us what you have in common with him? Why did you choose to go this way? "

"Or do you just want to make fun of him? By the way, are you a policeman in plain clothes? You just want to confuse him, and then save him when she can't prevent him?"

"This gentleman! Do you have any difficulties in your life? In that case, you can go back to the magazine with us! Just promised to the young man's conditions, we can also help you do it! Please don't doubt the strength of our company! "

"Poof..."

Hearing these words, I almost didn't vomit blood. This guy definitely fell into the eyes of money!

Always want to give people to the magazine to do news!

Compared with that guy's "indifference" and "no response", Dong's performance is much more generous!

He looked at the guy and said, "man? Are you still dancing? If you don't dance, I'll be rude. Don't blame me when I rob you of your good time? "

“……” That guy is speechless!

Dong Ha ha a smile, "OK, since you don't jump, you stand aside, I still have some things to tell you."

“……” That guy still can't say a word!

What can he say at this time?

Can you say I want to jump?

Definitely not!

Can you say I'm not dancing?

Of course not!

So what he can do is to be silent!

Ah Dong laughed again. He strode to the side and said to the following:

"Hello, everyone! My name is Chen Xiangdong! I'm a member of this hotel! I'm very lucky to meet you in this special scene today

"What is it?"

"Is this guy running up to meet you here? Or did he go up there just to tease me? "

"Ha ha, I'll go! Lucky? What on earth is he going to do? "

Seeing the following arguments, Dong did not explain, but continued:"Today's opening ceremony of our hotel is very busy. Just now, we were too anxious to see you waiting. So we invited this boy to come up and make a fool of ourselves. Now it's OK. You can go in and have a meal."