Chapter 514: The Image of the Fool Fulfilled
Alex appraised the image confronting him, in manyways, his reflection in the mirror was more than a little discomforting.
It was as if hed finally done it, betrayed himself, embraced his role in Uldars grand scheme at long last.NewW novels updates at novelhall.com
Or, at least, that was how he looked.
His costume was a garish crimson, chequered in yellow and blue. Big, white gloves covered his hands, and his shoes were so long, they made his feet look like they belonged to some giant, humanoid rabbit.
His face was painted a stark white, though one of his eyes was covered by a black star, and below them, a foolishly long false nose protruded, fashioned from a cored, waxed carrot.
Worst of all was the hat. More of a cap, really.
It was big and floppy, dyed bright red, sickly yellow, and vibrant blue; projecting from the top were four drooping horn-like sleeves that hung down past his ears, and attached to the end of each?
A single tinkling bell.
Four bells in total, ringing and rattling each time he moved his head: the final signature that completed his Fools uniform.
Finnius Galloway would have nodded in satisfaction as he penned Alexs entry into another volume of A History of Our Heroes and their Opposition of the Ravener.
Were he still alive, at any rate.
As far as Alex knew, the author was long in the after-world, and this ridiculous costume was likely to be the only thing standing betweenhimand a demons hungry claws.
In more ways than one.
After hed bought his troupes costumes, hed set about enhancing them with alchemy. They hadnt become actual suits of armour, but hed increased both the strength and resiliency of the fabric, then layered an enchantment of greater force armour onto each one.
Itd been expensive work, but he had the coinwith more on the wayand losing their lives would have been, well, just a tad more costly.
He just wished the entire get-up didnt look so ridiculous.
If the worst happened, hed rather death found him looking far more dignified.
Alright, Alex, he clapped his hands to his cheeks, bringing his mind into focus. No sense in wasting any more time. Lets go.
On his bedbeside his stafflay a satchel dyed in gaudy shades of purple. Waves of emotion came from the aeld branch as he picked it up: nerves, curiosity, determination and excitement.
Were going to get out of this together. Alex soothed the staff, taking one last look around his bedroom in the bakery.
It was far bigger than his room in the insula and his old bedroom in the Lu Family Inn combined, and was well furnished with high quality furnishings. The bed was the most comfortable hed ever slept in, the wardrobe had more than enough room for more clothing than he owned, and there was a sitting area near the window.
A sitting area! In his bedroom!
Id better not die right after I finally get rich enough to enjoy this stuff, Alex grumbled, dragging himself to the door.
On silent footsteps, he made his way down the stairs to the dining room where a welcoming group was waiting, which hed kind of expected.
What surprised him though, was just how many people were waiting for him.
Hed expected Theresa, Selina, Claygon and Brutus to be up, ready to see him off, but he hadnt expected Prince Khalik, and Isolde to be sitting at the dining room table along with Thundar. Whispered conversation fell silent as he appeared in all of his foolish glory.
Tadaaaa he said, trying to lighten the mood, though his voice was a little weak. I finally look the part.
Not a single laugh answered him.
Prince Khalik crossed his arms, his face grim.
Isolde narrowed her eyes, her gaze hard and stern.
Theresas death-stalker face grew even more terrifying.
Claygon stood impassively, but a wave of determination reached for Alex through their link.
Ido. I dont want to diebut I amstill ready.
Ugh, well now I feel shitty for turning coward at the last minute. Thundar glanced down at his mustard-coloured costume. Like, shit, yellow was the perfect colour for me.
Yeah, I get what youre saying. Alex shook himself, taking a deep, calming breath. Were the ones practising meditation and the Cleansing Movements the most, and we cant calm ourselves down? Come on, whats the matter with us? Why should we be afraid, except for common sense, of course.
Yeah, and the danger of being horribly killed, Thundar added.
Mashed into pulp Claygon chimed in thoughtfully. Stone ground to dust. Eyes gouged out. Elbows shattered. Knees split. Our bodies burned away. Our limbs hacked and mangled
Yeah, maybe we should bravely run away, Alex interjected.
Turning tail and fleeing sounds good. Thundar nodded seriously.
The three companions looked at each other, then laughed for the first time that day.
As they laughed, they drew eyes from those out in the early morning air. Merchants looked at them with puzzled expressions, as did travellers and folk having their morning meal on their balconies, watching the streets below.
But one person in particular caught Alexs eye. Just for a moment. It was a lean woman, one whose face was very familiar, who disappeared as the morning crowd moved around them.
Alex thought hed seen her before, and it took a minute for him to remember who she reminded him of.
She bore a striking resemblance to Lucia, the sky-gondolier whod ferried Alex and his family to the university on their very first day in Generasi. When hed last seen her, shed been making great haste to leave the city after Khalik had paid her a hefty sum to take themand one unconscious mana vampireinto The Barrens.
But it couldnt be her.
Since when did Lucia wear such rich, finely-made clothing? And the woman definitely lacked the dead-fish stare that was characteristic of Lucias face. There was no way shed have such lively eyes and bear an expression that was so relaxed.
No, it must have been a relative of hers.
Morningtide, boss! a voice called from up ahead.
Ripp was waving the wizards and golem into an alleyway. The swiftling was dressed in bright greens, looking like a merry forest faerie. A big bycocket sat jauntily on his head, its forward brim so long, that it reminded Alex of a ducks bill. Your tailoring was right on the coin, boss. It fits me as well as my own skin.
Glad to hear it. Alex smiled wanly, stepping into the alley with his two much larger companions. Well need it to fit well in case theres any fighting to do.
It might not come to that, Ripp said. The plans solid, even if we need to make it happen earlier than planned. But thats the way with monster hunts. Things got a way of surprising you.
Yeah, thats when youve got to think and adapt, Alex said wryly.
Ripp frowned as he led the trio deeper into the alley. Thats not a bad expression, you know?
Well, its something of a mantra of mine. The Thameish wizard came to a dead stop as the alley ended. So, you all ready?
Ripp spread his vest open, revealing an array of nasty looking hooked knives. Oh Im ready. You sure theyll let us bring weapons in with us?
Within reason, Alex said. If its part of the act, then it wont look suspicious. Therell be a lot of us taking part in the sword dance.
Aye, I getcha. Ripp glanced at the minotaurs mace hanging from his belt.
Thundar shrugged. Weapon dance doesnt sound as good.
Aye, that it doesnt. And you got the other supplies we need for the acts?
Yep. Alex patted the heavy pack on his back. And enough dried waybread to last us a week if things turn bad and we end up having to hide out in the maze.
He didnt mention some of the other things they were bringing with them.
Claygons bag held two chaos bombs, ready for use if things went really wrong. Dozens of potions were spread among all three packs.
And lastly?
Alexs hand fell on his garish satchel, feeling the small book within it; he had brought the book of the Traveller along, and with it, he hoped to unravel her mystery at long last.