Vol 2 Chapter 11: comedy

As soon as the purple-faced man stopped talking, he urged the horse, and the horse flew upstairs like a flying arrow.

This is really Qiba, who just hit the floor right away.

The man on the other horse moved quite fast. His left ear was missing half, and a scar on his face was drawn straight from the corner of his left ear to the corner of his right mouth, which looked even more hideous.

The purple-faced man rushed upstairs, and the others flew away from the horse and volleyed towards the door of the room.

When he arrived at the door, he flew a "bang" and kicked the door of the Tianzi room next to the staircase door.

When his people threw in. Holding the pair of judge pens in both hands.

But soon he suddenly froze. There is only one woman in the room and no one else.

This woman is fascinated by her barely half an inch of strands, her snow-white skin, and her slender legs.

This is a woman who will be moved by any man when he sees her. But she was just above the roof beam.

The beam was high, and she was sitting on it with an impatient expression. She wanted to scream but could not scream because her mouth was stuffed with a ball of cloth.

The purple-faced man asked: "Where is the person?" At the same time, he took the cloth out of her mouth.

The woman on the beam finally gasped, and then replied: "Go, he seems to have discovered my identity long ago."

The big scared man asked, "Where did he go?"

The woman said, "Listening to the sound of his horses' hooves, it seems to be heading north to Yellowstone Town."

The two hurried to chase outside. The whole outside ignored her whose acupoints were blocked.

She sighed, the door was open. She looked at her body, bit her lip and said, "I don't know which **** is taking advantage this time."

"It's me bastard." Little Beijing was walking in with a smile and the door was closed.

Huangshi Town is a big town. The streets are so bustling.

The two galloped on horseback.

The scared man stopped the horse and looked around. He asked, "Which inn do you think he will stay in?"

The purple-faced man said: "Yes."

"He" is also an individual, who is going to sleep at night, but everyone knows that this person has a problem with sleeping.

The big scared man said: "If he lives, where do you think he will be?"

The purple-faced man said without hesitation: "It will definitely be Yingchun Pavilion."

Yingchun Pavilion, you can tell by its name, it is a beauty nest.

"He" must sleep without a woman, this is his fault, everyone knows.

At this time, the lantern at the gate of Yingchun Pavilion was on, and the scarlet light attracted everyone who passed by.

The purple-faced man was so brutal that he rode in on horseback.

Only saw a man with yellow face and thin skin. Sitting on a wicker chair in the yard, napping.

The whip in the purple-faced man's hand turned towards him. Roared: "Is there anyone here in a red cloak here tonight?"

The man was so scared that he couldn't speak, and it took a long time before he nodded.

The purple-faced man said: "Where is it?"

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The man said: "He was drinking with four people in the Peach Blossom Hall just now, and the four took turns to drink him. He is probably drunk now."

The scarred man's face changed a little and said, "What kind of people are four?"

The human said: "Four people who look fierce, but are very kind to him."

The big scared man said, "What about them?"

The man said: "I saw them take him back to the room, but he hasn't come out yet."

Two people went to fight. They rushed to the room and opened the door, they were shocked.

There were only four people in the room. There were four people in a row, kneeling there, all pale and bloodless faces, their faces flushed when they saw the two men rushing in.

The clothes worn by these four people are particularly luxurious, and it seems they must be very grandiose people.

But what makes people laugh is that the faces of all four people have been drawn in a mess.

The first person painted a turtle on his forehead. Draw four words, "I am a tortoise."

On the second person’s forehead is the only **** "I am the bastard."

The third person "I am a live pig."

The fourth person "I am a native dog."

Two people stood at the door, looking at them. Looking at the pictures and words on their faces, they laughed wantonly.

It seems that this is the funniest thing in the world.

The four people gritted their teeth and stared at them fiercely, but each of them could only kneel there, unable to move.

The big scared man suppressed a smile and said: "The famous Jiangdong Sijie has become a tortoise, a bastard, a living pig and a dog, haha, it's so ridiculous, so ridiculous!"

The purple-faced man was already laughing, and shouted at the people outside: "Welcome everyone to visit the famous Jiangshui Four Masters. Whoever comes to visit, I will give him a dozen silver."

The cold sweat on the four faces of the Jiangnan Sijie kneeling on the ground fell like rain.

The two laughed and watched.

Suddenly the laughter of the two people stopped, and they saw someone walking in with their heads down.

She is a little girl who is only fourteen or five years old at most, although she looks mature. But the pitiful and cute childishness still appeared. They didn't know who this little girl was, and they were surprised.

She lowered her head, seemingly timid, and asked, "Did you two come to see Master Lu?"

The scared man roared, "How do you know?"

The little girl was so scared that she couldn't speak, and whispered: "Master Lu seems to be too drunk just now. I will sit next to him and wait."

The big scarred man smiled coldly and said, "It seems that he is really popular among women."

The little girl seems very shy. Said: "I thought he was too drunk to wake up personnel. Who knows, he suddenly became sober and said that my person is pretty good, so he gave me something and said it was to make me rich and let me sell it to you. "

The purple-faced man shouted sharply: "What did he give you?"

The little girl was so frightened that she stammered: "Yes-yes... it's a sentence."

The purple-faced man frowned and said: "A word? What is a sentence?"

The little girl said: "He said that this sentence is worth at least three hundred taels of silver."

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