Lu Xiaofeng continued to say strangely, "Who is Ouyang Qian?"
The honest monk saw that no one paid any attention to him, his face became even more red, and he stammered.
He said in a voice that was so low that he could only hear: "Ouyang Qian is...a very...well-known...prostitute."
The honest monk seemed to have used all his strength to eat milk before finally uttering the word prostitute.
His face turned redder.
Lu Yang, Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were almost laughing.
But they were so calm and decided to play the joke to the end.
Lu Yang smiled lightly and said, "This is nothing, this kind of thing is originally a very ordinary thing."
The honest monk seemed to have heard the most incredible things in the world. He was taken aback and said, "This kind of thing is very common?"
"Of course." Lu Xiaofeng deliberately said seriously: "The monk does not have a wife, and he is a monk without a wife. The monks eat fast and reciting the Buddha, and each one is strong and physically strong. If you can't go to a prostitute, what should you do, should you go to a nun? "
The honest monk was stunned and forgot to speak.
Lu Yang also smiled and said: "Furthermore, high monks and prostitutes, isn't this the most suitable and wonderful couple in the world? Moreover, they originally had a very close relationship."
"It's related? What's the relationship?" The honest monk couldn't help asking, he had never heard of such a theory.
Lu Xiaofeng said, "The eminent monk is a monk for a day and hits the clock for a day, but the famous prostitute is a clock for a day and hits the monk for a day-isn't this relationship close enough?" He couldn't help but laugh before he finished speaking. I have to bend over.
Lu Yang and Huamanlou couldn't hold back for a long time, they laughed so hard that tears came out of their smiles.
The honest monk was so angry that he was in a daze. After a long time, he sighed and murmured: "I am Buddha merciful, why did you ask me to meet Grandpa Sun last night and meet Lu Xiaofeng this morning? It's really a lingering disadvantage. You monsters."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly couldn't laugh, and his expression became very anxious: "Have you met Grandpa Sun? Where is he? I am just going to find him now."
The honest monk seems to have never heard Lu Xiaofeng speaking, and he muttered authentically: "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are really impossible to do. Those who approach the Buddha should be sincere. If they do something wrong, the Bodhisattva will punish. He, I didn’t believe it at first, but now I know, because I did something wrong, so the Bodhisattva punishes me to meet you. I really deserve to die. The Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back."
The honest monk was just thinking about it, and he actually bent down and crawled away.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the honest monk and smiled bitterly. There was really nothing he could do with the honest monk.
Lu Yang looked at him, couldn't help but walked over, and asked Lu Xiaofeng: "The honest monk really intends to climb back like this?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed and smiled bitterly: "If he says he wants to climb a ten-mile road, he will definitely not just climb nine and a half miles, because he is an honest monk and he will do it when he says it."
Lu Yang laughed: "It seems that he is not only an honest monk, but also a crazy monk."
Climbing this way, is the honest monk still like the honest monk?
auzw.com "But he is pretending to be crazy and crazy. Without a sober person like him, he definitely knows better than anyone else." Lu Xiaofeng said.
Everyone admits this, just like Huamanlou is not blind.
Huamanlou hasn't been out of the world for a long time, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "Who is Master Sun?"
Before Lu Xiaofeng had time to speak, Lu Yang had already replied for him: "Master Sun's full name should be Master Gui Sunzi."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and became very interested: "Do you also know this old monster?"
"Yes." Lu Yang laughed.
Huamanlou couldn't help laughing: "Why would anyone have such a name."
Lu Yang laughed haha. "He took the name himself. Because he often said that if he has no money, he is the grandson of the turtle, and if he has money, he is the grandfather, and his surname is Sun, so everyone simply called him grandfather Sun. "
Huamanlou laughed: "You know so many monsters."
"Haha, because he himself is a monster, the number one **** in the world." Lu Yang laughed haha.
"Compared to you, that's a far cry." Lu Xiaofeng smiled. "You are the eldest brother. With these, how dare the younger brother compare with the eldest brother."
"You," Lu Yang was speechless.
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Fortunately, among those monsters, none of them are very annoying, and Master Sun, let alone feel annoying."
Huamanlou smiled and said: "I'm all confused by you. You suddenly find Ximen Bixue, and you find Datong and Dazhi. Now it's Master Sun again, who are you going to find."
"Of course it is Datong and Dazhi, but Datong and Dazhi are also two big monsters. No one has ever been able to find them actively, and no one knows where they live and whereabouts. Only Master Sun can find them, so we have to find them first. Master Sun." Lu Xiaofeng said.
"Unexpectedly, speaking of Master Sun, this is quite a skill."
"Master Sun eats, drinks and plays, he is free and wandering. He has never really done a serious thing in his entire life, and he has no other abilities that can be shown, but this one ability can make him happy. "Lv Yang smiled.
"Yes, many people are like this. It is enough to do one thing well." Lu Xiaofeng smiled.
"For example, you have four eyebrows, that's enough." Huamanlou laughed.
"You can add the same outside." Lu Yang said solemnly.
"Which is the same?" Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou asked at the same time.
"Digging for earthworms." Lu Yang sold out enough and smiled.
"You!" Lu Xiaofeng was angry, not knowing what to say, but Huamanlou laughed loudly, tears streaming out of her smile.
"Next time, if there is such a thing again, I recommend someone to find you." Lu Yang patted Lu Xiaofeng on the shoulder. ..
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