Vol 2 Chapter 49: The best **** in the world

"There are two more, one should be Huamanlou, and the other should be Ximen Chuuxue." Master Sun said with a big tongue.

"You are only half right, I am Huamanlou." Huaman stepped forward.

"I am not Ximen Chuuxue, I am Lu Yang." Lu Yang stepped forward.

"Oh, I only know that there are only a few friends of Lu Xiaofeng who can walk side by side with him. There is no one but these two. Who is Lu Yang?" Master Sun smiled.

"Lu Yang is Lu Yang." Lu Yang smiled.

"Lu Yang is my elder brother." Lu Xiaofeng said.

Master Sun looked at Lu Xiaofeng as if he saw a ghost, he couldn't believe it.

"So what I said, dare to make Lu Xiaofeng call himself a little brother, this world has never happened before." Master Sun said.

"There are many things you don't know in this world." Lu Yang smiled.

"I just competed with him. I didn't even have another move. Then I lost all night by digging for earthworms, which was a full ten pounds." Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly.

Master Sun was taken aback, and his voice trembled a little: "The world-famous Lu Xiaofeng can't take a trick? I heard it right, right."

"You didn't hear it wrong, it is indeed one move, none of which can be followed." Lu Xiaofeng didn't know why, but he would reveal its shortcomings.

"This is the biggest news in the arena." Master Sun drank his drink in one gulp.

"It's a pity that the biggest news can only rot in the stomach." Lu Xiaofeng sighed.

Master Sun gave Lu Xiaofeng a fixed look and laughed: "That's not necessarily true. If someone offers ten thousand taels of gold, maybe I will really sell him the news."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Businessmen are businessmen, and it's really different. If it were me, five thousand taels would be enough."

"Well, if someone buys it, I will give you five thousand taels." Master Sun laughed loudly.

Master Sun is okay, he can still sit, and now he is sitting in the carriage that Lu Xiaofeng has just hired, his eyes are already straight.

Lu Xiaofeng, Huamanlou and Lu Yang were by his side.

Master Sun seems to have never woken up, and he is still so drunk and dim: "Even if you are eager to find the two monsters, you should at least drink with me first and drink well before you talk."

Lu Yang sighed and said, "I'm so surprised that so many people know that you are already so poor that they even give you a drink."

Master Sun grinned: "Because they all know that someone like you will come to redeem me, and they can make a lot of money."

"Do you really have no wealth?" Huamanlou asked curiously.

"Of course." Grandpa Sun said with a knotted tongue.

auzw.com "Everyone knows that you will make the most money, why are you the poorest person in the world, waiting for someone to redeem it every day?" Hua Manlou laughed.

"How tired I am when I have money on my back. If I don't have money, I am not afraid of being killed by others. Like me, I eat and drink. I can play whatever I want. Why do I save so much money?" Master Sun laughed. stand up.

"Really bastard, big bastard." Lu Yang smiled.

"I was a bastard, a big bastard, the biggest bastard. Everybody in the world knows it." Grandpa Sun laughed.

In fact, Master Sun's head is very big, and it will never be smaller than anyone's.

People who have never seen Master Sun would never think that a thin and small person like him would actually bear such a big head.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the way he couldn't stand up and said, "Like you are now, you can't even walk. Can you find Datong and Dazhi right away?"

"Of course, this is the guy I eat. If this is gone, then I would have died."

Master Sun paused and said proudly: "Of course, no matter how weird the two monsters are, I can find them every minute and every second. I am their nemesis. They have nothing to do with me. As long as I want to find them, they I can also find them when flying to the sky."

No one doubts this.

"Let's make three chapters of the law first. If you don't comply, you won't see these two monsters."

"Okay, which three chapters, you say." Lu Xiaofeng said.

"One question is fifty taels. You must have ten silver ingots. The silver bills don’t count. When I go in to find them, you can only wait outside. You are definitely not allowed to go in. Of course the two old monsters will not see you. Even if you have any questions, you can only ask outside.” Master Sun said.

"I really don't understand why they don't want to see people so much." Lu Xiaofeng said with a wry smile.

Master Sun laughed again: "They think that in this world, except me, they are all big bastards. They don't want to see bastards."

As he said, Master Sun laughed loudly: "But they don't know that the biggest **** in this world is me."

The carriage stopped outside a small grotto in the mountains. The hole is very small, and you can only get in by crawling.

"You are waiting outside, I didn't call you, you are not allowed to call our names, let alone come in." Master Sun ordered, and slowly crawled in.

Lu Yang, Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou waited outside for a long time, but Huamanlou still smiled.

Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng were already impatiently waiting, their expressions were already beyond words.

Had it not been for Master Sun's instructions, Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng would have gone in and demolished this place long ago.

Huamanlou laughed: "Don't be so impatient, I know, you must be waiting very anxiously, but you can think about the beautiful scenery in this mountain, how good the air, how beautiful the scenery is, just the wind blowing. It’s extremely comfortable on the body. It’s a great blessing to be able to stay here for a moment longer. Isn’t this a great blessing?"

"How do you know that the scenery here is particularly good?" Lu Yang asked.

"Although I can't see it, it doesn't mean that I can't feel it. Therefore, those who have eyes but refuse to look attentively are truly blind." Huamanlou laughed, always so confident. . ..

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