Vol 2 Chapter 131: Loser

Gu Song sighed: "He invited us, but let others come and taste it first. Instead, we became unimportant people."

"That monk is really not ordinary eccentric." Mu Dao Ren smiled.

Gu Song Jushi said: "He must let us go to the incense bath before allowing us to serve the table, but these two people seem to have crawled out of the mud."

Master Gu Gua laughed and said: "The monks are really partial, but they are only partial to them. Even if you are angry, it is useless."

Wooden Taoist said: "Then why are you partial to them?"

Master Bitter Gourd smiled and said: "Because I met these two people, I have no way of doing anything,"

The Taoist Mu also smiled: "You can't blame you. Last time, they ran to my house and secretly drank my precious fifty-year-old daughter Hong. I can only stare at them both."

Huamanlou also smiled bitterly: "When you meet these two people, even the gods can't help them. This is a pair of live treasures in the rivers and lakes. Whoever touches the other is unlucky."

Who else will these two people have? Of course it is Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng.

A pot of vegetarian ham and a pot of potsticker tofu were all facing the sky. Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng finally stopped and smiled at the three people.

Lu Yang smiled and said, "Although you complain, I will eat mine. If you complain, I just have a good time."

Taoist Mu laughed and said, "I won't be fooled by others." He also sat down, and in a while, three plain ducks had already fallen off.

The layman sat down next to Lu Xiaofeng, frowned, and said, "You don't usually smell too bad. Why does it smell like a dog just picked out of the smelly mud today?"

He looked at Lu Yang again: "You seem to be a little better on you, but it's similar."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "Because, I haven't had a bath for ten days."

Lu Yang smiled and said: "I'm a little better than him, but I only wash it every few days, and it happens that I haven't washed it for a few days."

The Taoist Mu said in astonishment: "I haven't had a bath for a few days?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Ten days."

Taoist Mu frowned and said, "Then what have you been doing these ten days?"

Lu Xiaofeng said, "I'm very busy."

Mudao said humanely: "What are you up to?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Busy to pay off debts, gambling debts."

Mu Dao said: "Whose gambling debt do you owe?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said, "Apart from the big **** Sikong picking the stars, who else will have it?"

Mu Dao said humanely: "How could you lose to him?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "The last time I had a match with him, it was a mess to win him. This time he actually came to me and wanted to fight with me. Why would you say I wouldn't agree!"

Mudao said humanely: "Of course you will agree!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who knows that this kid hasn't done anything recently. He is just practicing somersaults, and he has turned 680 somersaults in one hour. You say you want to die?"

Mu Dao said: "What did you lose to him?"

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Lu Xiaofeng said: "We have agreed to bet. If I win, he will kowtow with me and call me uncle when I meet. If I lose, I will have to dig 680 earthworms for him within ten days. Tumble, an earthworm."

The Taoist Mu smiled and said, "It's no wonder that you look like an earthworm yourself."

He looked at Lu Yang and said, "Then what about you? You didn't lose by digging earthworms too."

Lu Yang smiled: "There is no way, this kid has to dig earthworms when he loses, and he is too boring to be alone, so he took a few jars of good wine and asked me to help him dig it together, and I just like this. So I was deceived by him."

Taoist Mu couldn't help laughing, and said: "You really dug 680 earthworms for him?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed again and said with a wry smile: "In the first few days, there seemed to be a lot of earthworms. In the next few days, it is harder to find an earthworm than a toad to find a wife."

Lay Gu Song couldn't help asking, "What does the king stealing king do with so many earthworms?"

Lu Xiaofeng said bitterly, "He doesn't want earthworms at all, he just wants to see me dig earthworms!"

Lu Yang smiled bitterly: "It's not because you dug ten catties of earthworms last time, but unfortunately he didn't see it, so he wanted to see it once."

Taoist Mu laughed and said, "I didn't expect Lu Xiaofeng to have such a day. This is so happy!"

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and said, "Do you want to bet with me too?"

Lu Yang smiled and said, "I am afraid no one dares to gamble with you now."

"I don't know what to bet, how can you be sure he won't bet with me?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled.

"People who know you will never gamble with you, because no one will gamble with lunatics." Lu Yang laughed.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "Brother Lu is always like this, I am always defeated by you for nothing."

"Because you are the number one **** in the world, this is recognized by the rivers and lakes." Huamanlou smiled.

The Taoist Mu asked: "What to bet on?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "We gamble on wine."

The Taoist Mu smiled: "I will never be fooled by yours."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him and said, "Did you give up?"

Wooden Taoist said: "I have given up long ago. I can't drink you when I drink. I can't match Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng in swordsmanship. No matter what, I can't match Lu Yang. If you really want to bet, I will Betting on Go with you!"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said, "Do you think I would be fooled by you?"

The Taoist Mu said proudly: "Everyone knows that I am No. 1 in Go, but I don't know that besides Go, there is another thing I can't match!"

Lu Yang said: "What's the matter?"

Mu Dao said humanely: "Eat, Lu Xiaofeng, dare you gamble with me to eat?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "I wanted to gamble, but it's a pity that I am not a rice bucket!"

Taoist Mu also sighed and said, "I never thought that the famous Lu Xiaofeng would also give up. It is really rare. I really feel very lucky."

"Lu Xiaofeng is also a human being, there is always something inferior to others, so there will be times when he admits defeat. This is normal." Lu Xiaofeng smiled. ..

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