Vol 2 Chapter 192: Charming Gongsun Aunt

But when it comes to treacherousness, Lu Yang is probably not as good as Aunt Gongsun.

"What is the second battle?" Lu Yang said.

Lu Yang smiled. No matter how powerful the swordsmanship of the embroidered thieves is, he will not take it seriously.

"Compared with a sword, there is nothing remarkable." Lu Yang said.

Aunt Gongsun said: "Okay, wait a while, I'll change my clothes."

Lu Yang said: "You have to change clothes again."

Lady Gongsun said: "Yes."

Lu Yang smiled bitterly: "Are we better than swords or clothes."

Aunt Gongsun said: "You don't understand this. Of course you have to wear drinking clothes for drinking. Of course Bijian also wears Bijian clothes. How can they be confused?"

Lu Yang said: "Why is that?"

Aunt Gongsun said with a smile: "Because clothes can also affect a person's mood. For example, do you wear the same clothes when you go to drink and sleep? There is another more important reason. Women are born to like changing clothes very much. "

Lu Yang only had a wry smile and reasoned with women, who was the stupidest person in the world.

Lu Yang now feels neither tired nor hungry. Wine can often give people a little strength, very strange spiritual power.

But this kind of spiritual power is deceptive. Many people say that only when you drink alcohol will you have the ability. The more you drink, the greater the ability.

The same goes for Wu Song to kill a tiger when he was drunk. One point of alcohol will give him a point of ability, and one point of alcohol will give him a point of ability.

Lu Yang now has more confidence in himself, because at the beginning he felt tired and hungry, and he could fall to sleep even on the ground.

Now he is ten times more energetic.

To deal with Aunt Gongsun, she had already calculated the timing, position, and judgment of the shot.

Must be very vigorous.

However, Lu Xiaofeng's worried expression had already appeared on his face, and the other women in the room actually laughed.

Jiang Qingxia never said a word to him, but now she looked at Lu Yang with compassion and compassion in her eyes.

It seemed that she was looking at someone who was about to die, except Sanniang, all other girls looked at Lu Yang with this look.

Lu Yang looked at Sanniang and suddenly said with a smile: "If I lose, I will cut off my nose like them and give it to you, okay?"

Sanniang whispered: "I've passed it long ago, I don't need a nose anymore."

Lu Yang smiled and said, "Oh, yes, what you want now is your tongue."

Sanniang said: "But now I have changed my mind again and don't want your tongue anymore."

Lu Yang said: "Then what do you want?"

Sanniang said: "I want your head. If you keep your head at home, it seems to be a very interesting thing."

Lu Yang laughed and said, "Well, if I lose, I will give you my head, but I don't know, when you face my head, you will have nightmares at night."

Sanniang actually laughed: "Your head is not ugly, and you should have a spring dream when you do it."

Lu Yang smiled.

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For him, it seems that headlessness is not a very important thing.

Now those women looked at Lu Yang with a more happy expression, as if they had seen that Lu Yang's head was no longer on it.

Lu Xiaofeng was still looking for a drink, that kid, Lu Yang really convinced him.

It was so dangerous in front of him, he was like a okay person.

Lu Yang's eyes suddenly stared straight behind him, staring straight at a woman who walked in from behind.

That is an extremely beautiful woman! A woman who is as brilliant as a cloud, noble as a queen, and so beautiful as a fairy!

It even seemed that the clothes on her body shouldn't be owned by the world, but neon clothes made of colorful clouds in the sky.

Lu Yang had never seen such a beautiful woman before, and he did not know her.

This woman is the most beautiful woman he has never seen.

Could this be the middle-aged woman just now? That scabies beggar Atu? An old woman who sells candied chestnuts?

If it were not for the pair of short swords in her hands, I really don't know who she is!

The front is one foot and seven inches long, and the sword is tied with red satin.

Could this be the true face of Aunt Gongsun? Lu Yang rubbed his eyes, and Lu Xiaofeng was rubbing his eyes, they couldn't believe their eyes.

Aunt Gongsun looked at Lu Yang and said with a smile: "Don't you know me anymore."

Lu Yang sighed and said, "Now, I just can't figure it out."

Aunt Gongsun asked: "What can't you figure out?"

Lu Yang said: "I really can't figure out why a woman as beautiful as you is rare in the world, why should she pretend to be an old woman or a beggar? If it were me, even if I put a knife on my neck, I would not agree. ."

Aunt Gongsun said: "How do you know that this must be my true face."

Lu Yang said: "I don't know, but I hope that's the way it is."

Lady Gongsun said, "Why?"

Lu Yang sighed and said, "Because if I must die in someone's hands, I only hope that I can die in the hands of someone like you. It would be happy to die."

Aunt Gongsun smiled and said: "You are indeed a sweet-mouthed person, and now I almost have to be softened by you."

"I hope you will admit defeat now." Lu Yang sighed.

"Why?" Aunt Gongsun said with a smile.

"Because I can take you away, and walking with a beautiful woman like you is the happiest thing in the world." Lu Yang said.

"You won me, then you still took me away." Aunt Gongsun actually blushed, so cute.

Aunt Gongsun walked graciously, and the colorful neon clothes on her body seemed to be dancing in the wind, like thousands of colored ribbons flying in front of her eyes.

Lu Xiaofeng saw his eyes straight, and his eyes did not leave Aunt Gongsun's body for a moment.

Lu Yang sighed and said, "Next time I compete with swords, I will also make a suit of this kind of clothes."

Gongsun said, "Oh, why?"..

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