Vol 2 Chapter 324: Unlock many things

Who would have thought that under the mask of blue beard, there was such a delicate middle-aged man, and he looked as weak as a girl.

Lu Yang was stunned, and suddenly laughed and said, "Now I finally understand that there are two sets of Blue Beard, and it really didn't disappoint me."

Blue Beard also smiled: "Lv Yang is indeed Lu Yang, and he didn't disappoint me."

As if facing Lu Yang, Blue Beard didn't feel any difference, and didn't care about him.

Lu Yang said: "Oh?"

Blue Beard sighed and said, "Actually, even if we arrived, you will definitely find here sooner or later."

Lu Yang sighed and said, "But I myself didn't expect that I could find here so soon."

Blue Beard said: "But you are here."

Lu Yang said, "That's because I was lucky enough to meet a kid who can learn how to bark and fight."

Blue Beard said: "There are many children who can learn how to bark. There is nothing strange about this."

Lu Yang said: "However, in addition to learning how to bark, it is fascinating that people can make all kinds of sounds with just one mouth, which is unimaginable."

Blue Beard laughed again: "I know there is such a person, he can even hear the sound of running water, the sound of cars crossing the bridge, the sound of many people buying things there and bargaining, learning as if they were really there. General."

Lu Yang said: "It seems that this person is not only good at verbal skills, but also ventriloquist, and is proficient in all kinds of martial arts."

Blue Beard smiled: "Unexpectedly, you are also an expert."

Lu Yang smiled: "Among a hundred things, ninety-nine things are my expertise. People like me should be prosperous and wealthy."

Blue Beard smiled: "Aren't you now the first person in the rich world."

Lu Yang shook his head: "No, no, I am far from many people now."

Blue Beard said: "For example, who?"

Lu Yang stared at Blue Beard and said, "For example, you."

Blue Beard also stared at Lu Yang for a long time, and the two of them stared at each other like that, silent for a long time.

Fang Yufei and Fang Yuxiang didn't seem to see anything. They were drinking.

Lu Yang sighed suddenly: "But we are a little different."

Blue Beard said: "Which is different?"

Lu Yang said: "I like women, especially women who shouldn't be liked."

Blue Beard said: "I like women too."

Lu Yang said: "What you like is a woman you should like, but I often like a woman you shouldn't like."

Lu Yang went on to say: "So, although I am smart and capable, I tend to be fooled by women, such as this time."

Blue Beard smiled: "A man who has never been a woman is definitely not a real man."

Lu Yang sighed and said: "Because I am a real man, I volunteered to be your wife's flower-guard messenger, sitting in a carriage with her to go around in circles, like a fool, obediently letting her She was blindfolded."

auzw.com Blue Beard said: "At that time, you never thought that she would bring you back here again."

Lu Yang said: "It wasn't until I met the child that I remembered that those night markets, flowing waters, and bridges we passed by were actually just in one's mouth."

Blue Beard smiled and said, "Not only does that man know how to ventilate, he can also drive a carriage."

Lu Yang said, "Of course the voice in the empty house was also made by him."

Blue Beard said: "No."

Lu Yang was stunned: "No? Can an empty house make so many noises?"

Blue Beard said: "The empty house is under the casino. As long as you open a vent, the sound from the top will pass through the vent to the bottom."

Lu Yang smiled bitterly: "No wonder, I can't figure out how he got out of that house."

Blue Beard said: "Then you, of course, have already thought of why we did this."

Lu Yang said: "You deliberately made me dizzy, so that I can't figure out where I was last night, and then you will pretend to be me to commit the crime and let me carry the gangster on your back!"

Blue Beard said: "No!"

Lu Yang said in surprise: "Is it really wrong?"

Blue Beard said: "Our purpose is not to make you a scapegoat, we just want you to do something for us."

Fang Yufei said: "As long as this matter can be successful, we can not only clean up your grievances immediately, but also do whatever you want."

Lu Yang sneered, "I want you to be my brother-in-law, so that's okay?"

Blue Beard said: "Yes!" He smiled and said, "Friends are like brothers and feet, and wives are like clothes. Clothes can be changed at any time."

Lu Yang said: "So, you can change it at any time?"

Blue Beard smiled and said, "Men always have to change into several sets of clothes throughout the year."

Lu Yang said: "Then how many times have you changed?"

Blue Beard said: "I only changed it once, I used four for one."

Lu Yang laughed: "Unexpectedly, you who are so savvy will also do such a loss-making business."

There were several scrolls of paintings on the ledge at the back, and Blue Beard pulled out a Zheng from it and handed it to Lu Yang.

Lu Yang said: "Whose painting is this?"

Blue Beard said, "It's Li Shentong's painting."

Lu Yang asked, "Who owns Li Shentong?"

Blue Beard said: "He is my former brother-in-law."

Lu Yang had planned to take over the painting, but now he immediately pushed it out: "I am very interested in other people's paintings, but I really can't flatter the brothers' paintings."

Blue Beard laughed: "You might as well open up and take a look. No matter how terrible the painting is, just taking a look will not scare you to death."

Lu Yang thought. ..

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