Chapter 14: Lustful Gains

Chapter 14: Chapter 14: Lustful Gains

*Ding*

[Received: 200 gacha spins]

Ricky didn't know what talents Dolly had, but the gambler in him didn't want to bet on something as trivial as those related to the nursing field so he took the latter.

'Ohohohoho baby, I'm feeling lucky!' Ricky's eyes lit up in greed as the roulette wheel appeared as he saw the 100x.

Received:

Common: Cobwebs x 76

Common: Scented Mint Lotion x 10

Common: Broken clocks x 4

Common: Scented Pineapple Lotion x 3

Common: LED flashlight

Common: Winecooler

Uncommon: 9mm pistol

Uncommon: Medkits x 10

Rare Item: Medieval Cannon

Description: Shoots cannonballs

Rare Item: Cross Necklace

Description: Makes an unholy being in the area unable to look you in the eye.

Rare Item: Courageous Thimble

Description: Whoever adorned this thimble on their pinky will be able to gaze upon an army of 100,000 masters and simply laugh at the challenge.

Epic Skill: Lie Detection

Description: Anyone who tells a lie in front of you will cause a sixth sense to go off in your mind signaling the falsehood of their words.

'Ow.' Ricky gripped his head after receiving the lie detection skill as infused into his mind.

'Wait, why do I have so many Cobwebs?' Ricky stared oddly at the received goods, unable to hide his strange expression when he noticed that he had received cobwebs.

'At least I got a wine cooler.' Ricky shrugged before seeing 100 gacha spins again.

'Come on, come on!'

*Ding*

Received:

Common: Napkins x 99

Legendary Item: Storage Space Key

Description: A key that can be turned on any door and will lead to a 36 x 36 yard room that can have anything in the mortal plane stored in it.

'Well, I guess that's useful.' Ricky thought while gazing at the legendary item only to scrunch his eyebrows at all the napkins.

Lastly, Ricky's curiosity was piqued by a purple coupon labeled 'Familiar.' Without considering privacy, he decided to rip it open right there.

The coupon lifted into the air, spinning wildly as purple energy stretched and coalesced into a small figure.

There was a sudden flash of purple light, and then, perched at the foot of the bed, a single crow appeared, tilting its head inquisitively at the two barely covered naked humans strung across the weirdly wet bed.

*Ding*

New Feature Gained: Familiar

Familiar: Itachi's Crow

Description: The crow of Itachi who died before it could gain Shishui's mangekyou sharingan.

Skills:

Chunin Chakra Reserves:

Advanced Genjutsu: The Crow is adept in the art of trickery and illusion which stems from the power source of its Chakra Reserves.

Favorability: 50

Ricky and the Crow were weirdly staring at each other since neither of them knew what was happening though each of them received some information on each other.

However, instead of complete obedience, familiars above the rank of Epic are not entitled to follow the words of their master.

0 Favorability: The user gets nothing and cannot perceive the familiar's powers.

25 Favorability: The user can communicate telepathically with the familiar and see their abilities.

50 Favorability: The user's telepathic reach has no limits, allowing them to connect with the familiar regardless of distance.

75 Favorability: The user can understand the familiar's thoughts and intentions.

100 Favorability: The user can borrow and use the familiar's abilities.

'Is that a crow?' Ricky thought as the crow tilted its head to the side as if understanding him.

'Raise a wing.'

Favorability: 49

'Please.'

Favorability: 50

"We can't let Slick be taken here!" Edward reached for his gun but Jake quickly stopped him.

"Wait, he's probably here to check up on Dolly. However, if he enters the house we'll go in, alright?" Jake spoke since if they took out Albert here then his allies would use this event to crucify the mob.

"Fine, but if that pig takes one step through that door he's dead."

"I'm sorry but I barely have anything on and I got embarrassed." Dolly quickly made up the first excuse that came to mind while Albert looked down instinctively, his face flushing furiously.

"Oh golly, I didn't mean to-"

"No it's ok-"

"I'll come back later!"

"Y-Yes!"

*BAM*

The door was then once again promptly shut in Albert's face as he stood there for a while before grabbing his face in distress.

"What are you doing Al." Albert gripped his forehead, he reprimanded himself in distress while looking at the yellow daisy's he was hiding behind his back.

Placing it at the walkway, Albert sighed before walking back as the three of Jake, Edward, and Bocca started laughing hysterically.

"NO WAY!" Rocco hit the back of the seat in a crazed laugh as Edward tried to catch his breath as he felt like he couldn't breath.

"We'll have to tell-" Jake was about to say something until he saw Albert not walking back to his car but to theirs.

*Tap*

*Tap*

Albert tapped on the window as the three of their laughs disintegrated into the air as a deadly atmosphere formed.

"Hello detective, how may we assist you?" Jake rolled down the window a bit before putting on a fake smile as Albert leaned against the car.

"Where's Slick?" Albert asked since the four of them are always together which made this situation even weirder.

"That's a good question, do you boys know?" Jake turned to the two as they both shrugged.

"Haven't seen him."

"Wonder where he is."

The two of them denied knowing where he was as Albert balled his fists as his eyes gave Jake a piercing glare.

"Why are you here?" Albert asked without asking as he hissed though Jake shrugged.

"We were out for a drive and decided to park on this 'public' road." Jake leaned back on the seat since they weren't breaking a single law.

"You really want to play this game with me right now?" Albert wiped his mouth as Rocco scoffed at this gesture.

"We ain't done nothing wrong, so why don't you go back to your pig pen and roll around with the other trash." Rocco sneered at Albert who faked a laugh at his implication.

"Get out of here." Albert demanded but now it was Edward's turn to scoff.

"Or what-"

"Or I'll go back to the station and grab four squad cars to beat the sh*t out of you three!" Albert was on edge since he didn't know why these goons were out front of Dolly's place but he wasn't going to wait too long to find out.

"Then I guess we'll wait." Jake smiled and once he did, Albert kicked the car before walking back to his car.

Jake waited for him to leave before exiting the car as Edward and Rocco pulled out their revolvers to watch his back.

*Bam*

*Bam*

*Bam*

"Y-Yes-"

"Slick, we need to go!" Jake opened the door to look past Dolly while yelling urgently as the half naked Ricky raised an eyebrow.

"Why are you still here?" Ricky asked since they shouldn't be here in the first place as Jake let out a skyward laugh.

"Edward's stubbornness." Jake explained quickly and Ricky sighed since he understood all too well while walking back to the bedroom.

"How long."

"Ten minutes."

"I'll be out in two."

Ricky and Jake exchanged a few quick words before Jake nodded and hurried back to the car.

Meanwhile, Ricky began to get dressed.

"Is something wrong Ricky?" Dolly worriedly asked from behind as Ricky pulled up his pants, buckling his belt in the next step.

Turning around, Ricky pulled Dolly closer before bringing her into an aggressive kiss as his hands made work in fondling both her perky buns.

"Ricky~" Dolly blushed as Ricky winked at her before rushing out the door as the sounds of sirens blared in the distance.

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID 10!" Ricky yelled as he rushed towards the card as Jake opened the door for him.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT PIG COULD ROUND UP HIS HERD SO FAST!" Jake yelled as he watched Ricky put on his jacket, quickly opening the car door for him to jump in.

The Cadillac roared as it sped off, and Ricky reached into the glove compartment.

Initially, Ricky could barely hit a target, however with a lot of practice and countless lessons from Lucky, he had achieved amateur proficiency.

"What did you do!" Ricky turned around as the two of Edward and Rocco froze, unable to explain themselves.

"F*ck!" Ricky shook his head before looking back to see cop cars popping up one after another behind him.

"We are so f*cked."