Chapter 218: The President: Part 1

Chapter 218: The President: Part 1

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*DING DONG*

"Yes, wh-"

"WHERE IS HE?"

"MISTER PRESIDENT?! OH my god, I'm a big fan..." Angelina Jolie was shoved aside as Hector entered. He knew that Beelzebub had heard him and was hiding somewhere.

"Boy, sniff his ass out," he ordered.

Moony moved his nose like an anteater and ran around the big house. Then soon enough, he returned with Beelzebub in his jaws, held by his diaper.

Hector stared daggers at him, "You know what you did?"

Beelzebub tried to look away, "I just wanted some fun."

*WOOSH*

He held Beelzebub by his leg, upside down. "FUN? The whole world is talking about you now. You caused me so much trouble this time. You deserve some well-deserved spanking."

Angelina Jolie came running and tried to take Beelzebub away, "What are you doing? You're hurting the child."

Hector sneered, "Are you blind? He's an alien, and he's not a baby. His mind is that of a grownup; he's just stuck in this body. Do you seriously believe a baby can speak?"

"B-Bu.."

*SLAP*

Hector slapped Beelzebub's ass. He cried, "AAAGH! YEAH!"

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Hector and Moony glanced at him in disgust. This was not the kind of cry they were expecting. Hector threw him on Moony's back. "I will be returning him to his people. You're doing a good job, girl. But not every child is really a child."

Angelina Jolie nodded heavily after seeing that the baby was seriously too vulgar to be a real one. She simply saw them as they vanished from the spot.

...

Funhouse Dimension

"How did you escape?" Hector asked him.

"Magic!"

"This means I just need to put better measures to keep you here."

Beelzebub made a real crying face, "No. I don't want to be here anymore. There is nobody to talk to, and your skeleton demons don't speak at all. Take me with you; I will behave."

"You seem more of a liability than an asset," Hector thought about it, honestly.

"Come one. The old man sent me here to learn from you anyway. How will I do that if I am away from you? Right, Moony?"

"Wuf" ~Don't drag me in.~

"Come on, Hector. You can't keep me locked in here forever. I'm Beelzebub, not some random demon." Beelzebub pleaded.

Hector sighed and thought about it. He couldn't trust Beelzebub, knowing his track record. "Hmm... I will take you, but if you make even one mistake, I will throw you back here. Got it?"

"YES!"

"Let's go then."

Hector corrected him, "It was not me. It was Jean who saved your mother. Go and thank her."

"Maybe we can use him to play your role? He's tall enough and has a handsome face." Steven suggested all of a sudden.

Hector stared at Thor's smug face for a few seconds. Then he shook his head in disappointment, "Hmm, he's handsome. But sadly, he's too dumb to even memorize a single line."

"What about his father? I saw him once on the television from the alien invasion."

Hector thought about this as well. "Hmm, Odin is certainly old and can pull off a serious look. But he won't look be able to joke around, and he's also fat."

"DID YOU CALL MY FATHER FAT?" Thor was offended.

"He is a little bit fat. I'd say he just has a wide frame, which makes him appear fat. But, meanwhile, I look nice and tall in the coat."

Thor glared at him, "Father will hear this."

"Oh, shut the fuck up, Draco. Do you want to thank Jean? Go to Xavier Academy. Now shoo, don't disturb people here, or I will kick you out of the planet." He snapped his finger and teleported Thor out of the White House.

"Now, do you have any actors in mind?"

"I do, sir. It's Harrison Ford. He's old and has a handsome face. He can also pull off all the emotional faces." Steven Spielberg suggested.

"How old is he now, seventy-one? I remember him from Star Wars. I worked with him, although we were never on the screen together. Did you ask him about this role"

Steven coughed, "He's waiting outside, sir. I asked him, and he instantly agreed."

~Hmm, I will need to get that man some supplements, or he might just die on the film set.~ Hector thought, "Call him in then. It's about time you folks recorded my childhood.

Hector had no childhood in this world in reality. All of it was fake and just forced into the world. But he was simply going to pick some memories from his past life and add them to this one. He only needed to fake until the time he became governor, as the records from there were pretty straightforward.

Soon enough, Harrison Ford entered. He was wearing a nice formal suit and had even grown his beard to look like Hector.

"Since how long have you been planning this movie?" Hector inquired.

"Actually, we have been planning it since 2005. But we thought you were dead back then, so now we are changing some things. The movie is simply going to be called The President: Part I." Steven explained.

"Part I? You're making it in parts?"

Steven added, "No, it's just that since you are alive and still creating history every day, we left space to make another movie if need be in the future. Maybe I will be dead by then, but someone will take the baton."

"Haha, I might die in a few years too, kid. Nobody can be sure of such things. Anyway, let me start with my childhood. I was born in my house, Mount Vernon, on the 4th of July, 1870. My father was an asshole and..."

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