Chapter 68： The worst scum in history!

"......"

Lord held his forehead with one hand, he just wanted to be quiet now.

Now he finally remembered that the tip of the spear should be the famous ‘Langinus’ Spear that appeared in the opening of "Hell Detective", the legendary ‘God Killing Spear’ that pierced Jesus’ chest!

No wonder...he has a familiar feeling!

Feelings are on the scene again!

John Constantine, the famous **** detective.

It is estimated that in the eyes of many people, Constantine's image is directly linked to Keanu Reeves.

Constantine, played by Keanu Reeves in the movie "Detective of Hell", is a handsome exorcist who is sentimental and righteous, whose appearance breaks through the sky and makes women unable to close their legs!

However...

Ideals are beautiful, reality is cruel.

The blond uncle who sits next to Lorde and squeezes out his folds and is showing his ‘passion’ to him is not Keanu Reeves’s Constantine.

Lord can tell you with great certainty that if you really follow the original version, let's not say whether Keanu Reeves agrees or not. It is estimated that even if it is filmed, it will be choking whether the review system of the United States can pass the review!

properly banned 18X movies!

What about Constantine who is so real?

John Constantine, given the nickname ‘Zha Kang’.

An exorcist who smokes, drinks and sells his teammates, prostitutes and gambles, cheats, deceives and commits all kinds of evils, and is a rummous exorcist on weekdays.

It is worth mentioning that this Constantine orientation is very broad, including but not limited to humans.

In addition, Constantine is a powerful magician. His ancestors are of the magic clan bloodline, dating back to the time of King Arthur and Merlin. He himself has traveled around the world, looking for some lost magic books.

But Constantine is definitely not a ‘decent person’!

He is the darkest ‘decent hero’ in DC and even the entire history of American comics!

He neither cares nor distinguishes between good and evil. Whether angels, demons, or friends of humans, they are just resources that can be used, and they are carefully selected chess pieces to accomplish their goals.

On the entire chessboard, everyone except himself as the king can easily abandon it!

He can throw an innocent little girl into **** for exorcism!

He can hurt his niece’s feelings for exorcism, and let her be completely crushed in the end!

He can sell, sacrifice, and sacrifice his teammates without hesitation for exorcism!

This is John Constantine.

A true **** detective, a man who wanders between **** and heaven alone, playing with angels and demons recklessly!

"Hi, friend, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing Lordson’s irresistible expression, Constantine moved his **** and squeezed over, and then asked with a ‘concerned’ face: "Is it uncomfortable that I haven’t gotten used to this world just after I came here?"

"Ha ha......"

Lord sneered and said, "It feels a bit ironic to say the word friend from your mouth."

Does Constantine have friends?

There must be, and this guy has quite a wide range of contacts. It can be said to be a modern version of "Song Jiang"!

He can live to this day, tempting crazily back and forth on the edge of **** and heaven, thanks to those friends who were forcibly sacrificed by him.

Want to be friends with Constantine?

The premise is to first calculate how many lives he has. An angel with 47 lives is not enough for him!

"Misunderstanding, absolutely misunderstanding!"

Constantine did not change his face, and said righteously: "These are the stories that the **** devil made up to slander me. My Constantine character is well known to everyone!"

"Puff ha ha ha..."

The waiter at the bar couldn't help but laughed.

Constantine's character is good?

This is one of the funniest jokes he has ever heard in his life!

But Constant doesn’t care. His face has been as thick as a city wall over the years, so how could he care about others’ ridicule.

In order to please Lord, Constantine did his best to continue bragging about how good his character is, and he also told about his glorious deeds of helping his friends!

But in view of the reputation of ‘Zha Kang’, Lord thinks that his deeds of killing his friends twice may be true!

"Stop...I know your character, no need to explain."

Lord did not bother arguing with him about this, waved his hand to stop Constantine who was still talking about it, and asked: "I just want to ask you, what's the matter with this letter?"

When talking about business, Constantine was quite normal, saying: "This is a soul contract sent to hell!"

"Soul...contract?"

Lord's eyes twitched slightly, and when he looked at the letter, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Yes, to put it simply, I pledged my soul to the devil, but He helped me do things." Constantine calmly picked up the wine glass and took a sip on his lips.

The tone and expression of his speech seemed very calm, as if he didn't care about pledging his soul to the devil.

However...

Anyone who is familiar with him knows that this man, Constantine, has not done this for the first time!

Mortgage for the soul is like being thrown away. There is a second time after the first time, and the more you get used to it.

Because he has offended too many people, I don’t know how many demons there are in hell. They are all expecting this **** to die quickly, and then fortunately torturing his soul forever in hell!

Although the devil has been deceived by him many times, the reason he is still willing to conclude a contract with him is that the soul of this **** is very popular in hell!

was cheated once and twice and it was okay, what if he could cheat him that time?

It is precisely because of this idea that the devil has been repeatedly manipulated between the palms of his arms by Constantine.

Even the famous Three Demon Kings of Hell, was deceived by Constantine, and almost went to war because of his soul!

is always ‘lovable’, maybe this is scum.

Lord rubbed his sour eyebrows and asked: "Since you said this is a contract, what about the content of the contract?"

"It was hidden by him with magic."

At this time, the waiter at the bar suddenly interrupted and said: "This is Constantine's habitual trick. There are often some inadvertent demons who are deceived by his tricks. UU reading , you are no longer the first. One."

Constantine laughed dryly, then snapped his fingers.

slap~

A crisp voice sounded, and at the same time the yellowed letter paper on the table suddenly began to burn, and one handwriting after another began to appear!

These words are hidden by black magic, there is no spiritual power fluctuation at all, or it is difficult to detect. So Lord didn't find out before, so he accidentally got caught by Constantine!

can only be said to be ‘Zha Kang’, he is really good at deceiving ghosts, no wonder those demons and angels are being played around!

"So you mean, I was forced to sign this contract with you, right?"

Lord's eyes gradually became cold, he hated the feeling of being calculated by others, and a cold murderous intent seemed to be real, shrouded in Constantine!

"hiss—"

Constantine suddenly felt cold all over, and then saw that the bar and the vicinity were covered with frost, and he was shocked: "Wait, you calm down, this is a neutral area!"

"Constantin, you have a three-sentence chance to convince me."

Lord's eyes boiled with murderous intent, and the chill grew stronger, and even gradually spread to the entire bar: "Otherwise...you are going to die here."

Constantine is really amazing. He can even deceive angels and demons, but he doesn’t know one thing!

That is... Lord is not in hell!

The contract he signed with Lord was basically useless!

How can a ‘devil’ who does not belong to **** be restrained by the rules of hell?

This is Constantine, the only thing that he missed!