Chapter 375: A Plan Gone Awry
Hui slowed to a halt and watched Han Qin soar out into the infinite space. He smirked, lifting his hand to his chin and striking a bold pose as he allowed his tiny body to swell back up to its usual size. Excellent! Ive accomplished it. Han Qins clone is sealed, and I can go about my day! The source of this content nov(el)bi((n))
He gestured, summoning his items back from his storage node, then flew over to retrieve his beating stick. From on high, he surveyed his various tunnels hed carved to infuriate Han Qin. Digging tunnels and throwing my voice down to the end of them as a tiny me was a fantastic idea. He was totally befuddled! Giving up on finding me and taking off to destroy the village hehe, yes, yes! Playing in the palm of my hand I love this feeling. I should do this more often!
Ah, well, I cant put aside my excellent skills at disguising and hiding my qi and aura, and many other death-faking skills that I put to good work to become an earthworm with a big voice! Death-faking is truly the ultimate skill. Everyone should pursue it! I dont know why everyone thinks Im so strange for learning my death-faking skills
Ah, if I didnt enrage him with my very presence, it probably wouldnt have worked out so well. I cant claim to be a perfect mastermind.
Perfect? Me?
Hui slapped his cheeks and shook his head hard. No, no, no! Heart-demon, begone! Truly, truly, this hideous heart-demon, the longer it goes untreated, the more powerful it becomes! But I dont even know how to treat it! Aside from suppressing it, can I remove it? Can I ugh. I should add looking for a heart-demon specialist to my list of things to do.
A bolt of lightning surged out of the pure blue sky.
Hui darted to the side. The lightning struck the ground, missing him by a hairs breadth.
Gazing up at the sky, he grinned triumphantly and clenched his fist. Alright! If I just dodge another 199 of those, Ill get the ultimate weapon
A pale white foot materialized behind Hui and kicked him forward. Hui stumbled, his arms flying out. He tried to stop himself, but an absolute force propelled him forward.
Hmph. Using my space as a prison? Reflect on abusing your elders goodwill for five hundred years! a cute and high-pitched voice declared.
Hui turned over his shoulder, but all he saw was a disembodied pale leg hanging in the air. From halfway down the thigh to the small white foot, the leg hung there, and no other part of the senior appeared.
Eh, but this isnt my fetish? Hui thought, and then he stumbled into the infinite space.
The air warped subtly around him, and he spread out his awareness, closely watching every spatial ripple and wrinkle, pouring all his overpowered mental energy into the comprehension of the spatial technique. His forehead wrinkled, and pain assaulted his brain, but he pressed on. I have all this mental energy. I might as well try and gain spatial skills! Even if I fail, its a step toward my comprehension.
The cute voice sounded in his ear again. For that thought, a second punishment. Space warped again, harder this time.
Eh? Im not allowed to comprehend spatial skills?
Healer cleared his throat. Er, Im pretty sure that Senior is referring to your fetish remark.
Hui scowled. Damn Seniors, punishing us for thought crimes!
Yeah! You tell em! Mortal cheered with all his might.
The world warped, and he stepped out into the sky over Han Qin. Fire blasted at him, and Hui darted back. Argh! That evil Senior, putting me right next to Han Qin isnt this an infinite space? Coincidentally coming to the same space is a chance that approaches infinity! Obviously, she did this on purpose!
Extra punishment? She might as well directly tell me to die!
Hui dodged. He prepared to defend himself, only for Han Qin to whirl about and fire flames in the opposite direction. After a few blasts, he nodded to himself. Han Qin is attacking randomly! Im safe. I havent been discovered.
Then, I might as well leave!
Hui turned and flew away, exerting as little qi as possible so as to not attract Han Qins attention. He slunk off into the sky, quickly vanishing to a pinprick.
That is true.
However, you also know how extremely annoying it is to kill me. Even now, even in this situation, I have techniques that will allow me to escape with my life intact. I do not wish to use them because of their high price, but I do have techniques, Hui continued.
Your point? Han Qin rumbled. Heat emanated from him, and fire began to flicker from his hands. Huis organs let out hissing sounds.
Ow, ow, ow, that hurts, that hurts a lot, Senior! Sweat dripped down his face, and his face twisted in very real pain. Ive never experienced someone directly branding my internal organs before theres a first time for everything, I guess!
He twisted slightly, trying to avoid Han Qins hands. My point is that two heads are better than one. Currently, Im in the advantageous position. I have many clones, and I can create many more at a moments notice. Losing this clone is a small loss for me. On the other hand, it seems to me that you have a hard time creating clones, and that each clone is a large loss for you. In conclusion, rather than destroying me, as Im sure Illuminous Sir could, we should work together to escape this realm.
Work together, with a slippery fifth-stage bug? Han Qin laughed.
Hui tried to bow, only to come up short as Han Qins hands intervened. Instead, he bobbed his head very slightly. It might be hard to believe, but this small cultivator has much experience with destroying ahem, breaking out of secret realms.
Is that so? Even a secret realm of this level? Han Qin asked skeptically.
Indeed. In fact, I suspect that I have broken or at least, assisted in breaking a secret realm made by the exact same man who made this one. Ah, I was only fourth stage back then, too, Hui added.
With assistance, Han Qin said, unimpressed.
Hui let out a gentle, slightly embarrassed laugh, turning his eyes aside. That is true, that is very much true. Well, to be quite honest, I can still contact all my other clones outside this space, and I do still speak with the Senior who helped me break that realm. If you want to break out, Im your best bet.
Han Qin released Hui. Hui sucked in a breath and sagged backward, huddling around his torn-apart chest. He sent his life qi to the wound, and the wound soaked it in. At last, the wound closed, his broken ribs healing and the flesh once again hiding his beating heart. Hui grimaced, eyes squeezed shut, desperately biting his lip. Dont scream. Dont scream. Not in front of Han Qin. Keep it in, keep it in hurts, hurts, hurts, Im going to die, Im going to die, ow, ow
At last, he stood upright. Glancing down at his filthy robes, Hui grabbed his snakeskin and pulled, tearing apart the disguise to reveal relatively clean robes beneath. The remaining cuts and bruises vanished with the snakeskin.
However, the gaping hole in the chest of his robes didnt vanish. He pressed his lips together, displeased. Han Qin did pierce through the disguise to grab my heart. Naturally, the clothes wont fix themselves. But still! These are my nice robes. I paid for them, dammit! Han Qin, youre the enemy of money, of all money and debtors everywhere!
Pressing a hand on his chest, Hui cast the snakeskin technique again, covering up the hole in his robes with a copy of the same robes, but complete.
Ive killed you, and when I escape, I will continue to hunt you down and kill you. Why would you help me? Han Qin asked, eyes narrowed at Hui.
Hui coughed into his hand. Er, although I still consider you to be a villain worthy of killing, my paltry skills are incapable of such incredible actions. Given that I cannot kill you, and I want to leave this space, my best chance of escaping lies in joining hands with you, if only temporarily.
He glanced at Han Qin and bowed. In addition, although Elder Brother has fewer clones than this small cultivator, I dont believe youre out of clones entirely. Freeing this clone from this realm might be a larger boon for yourself than for this small cultivator, but ultimately, its not as though sealing you here would keep me safe forever. Leading you here in the first place was simply a way for me to buy some time, before you sent the next clone over.
You understand that I will attempt to kill you as soon as we are free? Han Qin clarified.
Er, Elder Brother, youve at least stopped killing me for now. As far as this small clone is concerned, Ive accomplished the same goal by bargaining with you that I set out to accomplish by locking you in this realm: Ive bought myself some time. Besides, I can always run away and attempt my soul-burning fake death technique! In keeping Han Qin from killing me in the moment, Ive bought myself a golden chance to escape in the future!
Plus, Han Qin doesnt know about the mysterious senior locked in this space. If I reach out to her, she may agree to keep Han Qin locked up and let me go or at least to give me a head start against Han Qin.
Han Qins eyes narrowed. Youre scheming something.
Hui bowed again. Naturally. And naturally, Elder Brother is scheming something as well, no?
Han Qin harrumphed. He turned away.
Hui let out a breath. He raised a hand to his chin. Okay. So. Now that Han Qin isnt trying to kill me how on earth do I escape this place?