Chapter 701: Slashertopia

Chapter 701: Slashertopia

Jie Xinlei led him through the village. and thats where Zhai Shenyuan lives. She makes the best bao, youll have to try some sometime.

Do you need to eat, Elder Sister? Hui asked politely, only half paying attention.

Im not hungry, Jie Xinlei said.

Hui cleared his throat. I mean, ever.

Ah I suppose not, no. But eating is fun, isnt it? she said, tapping her lip.

Yes, I agree, Hui said, nodding. Ah that makes me miss Elder Sister Meimei. I wonder how shes doing? I hope shes still happy, wherever she is. And hopefully still making her delicious food!

Jie Xinleis eyes widened, and she nodded to herself. Oh! Since its your first day here, what if I cook you a special meal? My duck is the best duck in the village!

Quack!

Hui jerked. He looked slowly at her.

Er are you not a fan of duck? Jie Xinlei asked, confused.

He licked his lips. Its not that Im not a fan, Elder Sister, but due to certain circumstances, I er, suppose I might have become a bit averse to duck?

Jie Xinlei tapped her cheek thoughtfully. How about chicken?

Hui hesitated, then nodded. I can do chicken.

Its decided, then! She smiled.

Looking her in the eyes, Hui settled back on his heels. He put his hands behind his back. Elder Sister, do you like it here?

Its all Ive ever known, so of course I do! she said happily.

Youve never wondered if there might be something else out there? Hui prodded.

She hesitated, then shook her head. No. Why would I?

Hmm. Shes not telling the truth, is she. Hui nodded. Then I suppose Ill settle in. At least for a time.

Jie Xinlei nodded. Im sure youll stay forever.

Stop saying such horror movie lines, Elder Sister! Your phrasing, your phrasing is a bit off! Im sure youll stay forever? How ominous. No choose to or want to, but simply surety that Ill stay? If this isnt some kind of dystopia or slasher village, Ill eat my loincloth!

Why do cultivators wear loincloths, come to think of it? Its not as if were using that part of our bodies except for occasional fun, nor do they get dirty any faster than any other part

Hui shook his head. Keep your thoughts in line, Hui! Now isnt the time to be wondering about underwear choices!

A little voice in the back of his head muttered, Im sure Bai Xue would say we wear underwear for the allure of taking it off

Hui bowed his farewell. Then, let me take my leave, so Elder Sister can rest as well.

Ah, appreciated, Jie Xinlei said.

With a wave, Hui wandered back to his house. All the way there, he continued to watch the village. Nothing stood out. A harmonious, ordinary village scene unfolded around him.

Hui put his hand on his chin. Almost too harmonious.

And no magic, either. No one is casting spells or using qi. Even though theyre all Immortals and have Immortal-level cultivation, none of them are even exerting their pressure. They could be like Jie Xinlei, born here with Immortal-level cultivation from birth but no training or ability to properly use it, but I doubt it. She mentioned that her parents came up from the mortal realm. You only ascend from the mortal realm by cultivating to Immortality. Her parents definitely know how to use their cultivation. And since they do, all the more mysterious that Jie Xinlei doesnt, and that no one in this village seems to use any magic at all.

Is it a mortal LARP village? Is it? I really dont have another answer!

No. I just havent dug deep enough yet. Theres more to this.

Nodding to himself, Hui walked back into his hut.

Dont believe them.

He jumped, startled.

The man on the cot peeked an eye open at him. At the sight of Hui, he scoffed. Did you only ascend yesterday?

Er Hui rubbed the back of his head. Today, actually.

The man stared.

Wheres my manners! Hui quickly bowed. Ah! Greetings, Senior. This small cultivator is known as Xiao Hui.

You unfortunate soul, the man said, shaking his head. Zhang Ming.

Do you know whats wrong with this village? Hui asked, tilting his head.

The man scoffed. Youve at least noticed that much, then.

Yes. Senior, as magnificent as the aura Senior is letting off is, Senior must be wise enough to know exactly whats going on, Hui said, nodding.

Indeed. Zhang Ming closed his eyes again.

Senior! Senior, dont simply say yes and ignore me! Senior! Hui despaired silently. He shook his head at Zhang Ming and settled down on the floor to meditate.

I dont give you a week, Zhang Ming whispered.

Senior? Hui asked, opening his eyes.

Zhang Ming sat silently, ignoring Hui once more.

Hui shivered. This whole village is bad vibes. All of it!