"I am the messenger of hell, Lord Heiwuchang."
Ming Yang rolled his eyes and fainted.
Master Heiwuchang indifferently ordered: "Don't faint."
Ming Yanghua, who was afraid of ghosts and was about to faint, but with willpower to endure the faint: "..."
Master Hei Wuchang ‘floats’ from his left to his right at the same speed as the wind, and there is a gloomy voice in his ear: "You are dizzy, I will kill you."
Mother!
He squeezed his thigh and squeezed his strength. The pain made him awake, the pain made him weep, and the pain made him forget that he was also a second generation ancestor who was a world-and-dry ancestor, and all of a sudden--counseled: "You I will burn you as much as you want, don't keep pestering me... "You will cry! He was scared of ghosts since he was a kid, so scared!
Lord Heiwuchang does not stop for a moment, like a hanged ghost, jumping up and down in front of him: "I didn't pester you, no one else can see me, only you can see me."
Damn it...
He was really going to cry.
Master Hei Wuchang finally landed, and a dark group approached him: "Do you know why?"
He shook his head tremblingly, his legs trembling, moving back and forth, shit, he was really afraid of ghosts!
Master Heiwuchang said solemnly: "Because you have a unique bones and a different person. Only people like you can see the messenger of hell."
"..."
Finally, when he knew the "truth", tears fell.
Master Hei Wuchang's "husky" voice sounded again: "So,"
And so?
Ming Yang paled his eyes and began to roll again, struggling on the edge of fainting, tears in his eyes, he had to pinch his thigh to prevent fainting.
Master Heiwuchang slowly said his purpose: "You have been chosen by the messenger of hell."
She said she was pestering him? He was chosen!
Ming Yanghua shook her head, her appearance was bleak, a little bit fierce, but she was afraid of ghosts on her face, trembling in the wind, like a young tree sapling that was crumbling without support: "Master Heiwuchang , I don't want to die yet..."
He is only 24, so romantic and suave, he has not yet married a wife, nor has he inherited hundreds of millions of fortunes...
"Don't die."
Mingyanghua froze for a moment.
Master Heiwuchang is suddenly domineering, like a big boss in a TV series, flicking his sleeves, with one hand back behind him: "You are my messenger for my Lord Heichang, no one dares to let you die."
what?
Mingyanghua was stunned.
Master Hei Wuchang looked at him and shouted, "Emissary from the world."
He was dumbfounded.
Lord Heiwuchang shouted again: "Emissary from the world."
He continued to be confused.
Master Hei Wuchang raised her voice up, serious: "I'm calling you." She was too involved and forgot to pinch her throat for a while, "Human messenger."
The sound is pretty good.
Ming Yanghua hugged her hand in a resisting gesture, and her mouth trembled: "In..."
Master Heiwuchang jumped up and went to the balcony on the second floor. She raised one foot and stepped on the balcony. She stretched out her hand and made a beckoning action: "Come here, Master Heiwuchang has something to do for you now."
This female ghost...Ah yeah, Lord Heiwuchang can really fly.
The human messenger Ming Yanghua stepped forward hesitantly and grabbed a handful of scumbag tin foil. No matter how he didn't want to admit it, he still succumbed to the adulterous prestige of the ghost: "Please tell me."
Master Heiwuchang was very satisfied, and a pair of eyes squeezed out the shape of a meniscus: "Very good."
Zhou Xufang’s imitative ability is superb. Recently, she read a Tanmei novel called "Why is the Ghost Chasing Man Like This". It was about a male student who failed the college entrance examination. For a while, she couldn’t think about it, so she jumped off the building, but she didn’t fall. He died, but smashed to death a young man of tricks. The boy became an unjustly killed ghost and defeated countless unjustly killed people step by step. He became a ghost in hell. Six years later, he started his revenge plan. , Entangled the male classmate who had broken his life day and night... Entangled and entangled, entangled a period of love.
The segment that Zhou Xufang just performed was the segment where Master Gui Cha and the male classmate met for the first time. She played the role of Master Gui Cha.
Yes, yes, she has an extraordinary talent for acting as a female ghost.
At 7:30, the guests were all seated, and Jiang Zhi showed up soon after the banquet, panting and coughing three steps, five steps and one cough, and he came downstairs with his arms.
A Gui leaned over and said in Mrs. Jiang's ear: "Old lady, young master is down."
Mrs. Jiang immediately dismissed the eldest grandson Jiang Xiaolin next to her, moved the chair out and put a piece of fur on it: "Brother Zhi, come and sit here soon."
Jiang Xiaolin was accustomed to it, and changed his table to the table without changing his face, but his father Jiang Weikai's expression was a little bad.
This old lady prefers too much.
Jiang Zhi shuffled and walked really slowly. He sat down on that chair, panted and started to cough: "Cough cough cough cough cough..."
The pale face was dyed a bit crimson because of coughing, and the appearance was exquisite and beautiful. It was really pitiful to me. On the contrary, his eyes were pure and noble, without a trace of femininity, and it was just right, and it was just right. .
Let’s not talk about how the little prince of the Jiang family is so delicate and difficult to match, but the title of the first beauty in the imperial capital is well-deserved. When he comes, the eyes of the men and women in this house are stuck on him. opened.
"Cough cough cough cough cough..."
As soon as the beauty panted and coughed, her eyes became foggy and misty.
Fuck!
This fairy!
Xue Baoyi was at the next table, and she felt heartbroken when she looked at it. He couldn't stand a straight man like steel. Jiang Zhi's skin bag was really attractive.
"Why do you cough so badly?" After the old lady Jiang hushed and asked, she told the Gui family by her to get the hand-warming stove, her distress was overwhelming.
Jiang Zhi was breathless, his eyelids were closed, and his voice was not loud. It was just that when he spoke, everyone else was quiet. He could hear his sick words: "Probably the root of the disease was pushed into the sea a while ago. , I cough badly in the tide."
Why did you mention it suddenly...
"My father-in-law," the old lady of the Jiang family said her face was cold and she became cold, her eyes turned and fixed on the old man of the Luo family, "what do you think of this matter?"
Suddenly there was a chill in the yard.
The grandparents, one sang white face and the other sang black face.
Luo Huaiyu sat upright without changing his face: "The murderer has been arrested, and the trial will be held in a few days. He will definitely be fair to Brother Zhi."
The Jiang family and the Luo family are relatives in-laws. It is indeed surprising that Mrs. Jiang took matters to the bright side. No wonder they say that the youngest of the Jiang family is the eyeball of the old lady, and no one can move.
"If I remember correctly," Mrs. Jiang paused, her eyes turned to Luo Qinghe, "The murderer is under Qinghe's hands, right?"
Luo Qinghe put down the tea cup and stood up to talk: "Yes, Grandma Jiang, also rely on me, it's not good to discipline."
With a mild language, she meant to show her kindness, and she gave the Jiang family a step, lowered her head, and wanted to expose the matter.
But Mrs. Jiang didn't plan to do this.
"Of course it depends on you." The old lady said with a cold face, and suddenly attacked in front of everyone, her tone was strong and aggressive, "Not only you, but also your father, just perjury, and deliberately burned her hand, confuse the audience several times. What does your Luo family mean by not wanting us to catch the murderer so much?"
Now the attitude is clear, this matter cannot be solved, the Luo family must give an explanation.
Luo Qinghe showed embarrassment and stepped forward to reply. No matter how arrogant and arrogant he is, he would have to grab his minions in Jiang's house and whispered softly: "Granny Jiang, you misunderstood, my father didn't know what the murderer was."
Old Mrs. Jiang snorted, stern-faced, not eating hard and hard: "I don’t care if you really don’t know it, or if you don’t know it, it’s the police's business to find the murderer in solving the case. Tell them your innocence theory. An old woman will not settle the case, I know that your Luo family has no clear relationship with this matter."
Gui brought the blanket from the house.
Mrs. Jiang took it, put a cover on Jiang Zhi, and continued: "Since you are not clear, then don't leave. My brother Zhi has suffered a lot from this incident. You all know his body. I can’t afford to toss, I’m not embarrassing you, your Luo family will apologize in public and give me a few more medicinal plants for strengthening the body. Isn’t it an exaggeration?”
"Cough cough cough..."
Jiang Zhi occasionally coughs lightly, he is lack of energy and sleepy, as if this matter has nothing to do with him.
The Luo family had to pay for it. In addition to the old man Luo Huaiyu, the Luo family came to Tang Xiang and their two granddaughters, so Luo Qinghe came forward.
"Of course it's not an exaggeration." She walked to Jiang Zhi's side, lowered her eyes, and apologized in public, "I'm sorry Jiang Zhi, I'm also responsible if I don't have an optimistic view of my subordinates. I'll accompany you."
The responsibility is just not optimistic about the subordinates.
She naturally did not admit that this matter was related to the Luo family.
Jiang Zhi, who had drooped his eyelids, suddenly lifted his eyelashes, and said in an understatement, "That's how you made compensation for others?"
After he finished speaking, he covered his mouth and coughed lightly. It was clearly a weak Liu Fufeng's sick seed. This is not salty nor light, but it pinched the aura to the core. There is a strong saying, "Don't think about it if you don't please the Lord today. Get out of this door's posture.
Luo Qinghe's smiling faces couldn't hold back. It turned out that this birthday banquet was meant to show her Luo family's face. This gift is not enough, and I am afraid that this matter will not end.
This waist has to be bent if it is not bent.
She bowed, bent over ninety degrees, and said to Jiang Zhi, "Sorry."
Jiang Zhi showed the elder brother's temper and didn't even look at her.
This is probably the first time Miss Luo Family bowed her head to others.
Luo Qinghe hung his hands on his sides, clasping them tightly, and then straightened up after a few seconds, and his face quickly returned to normal.
Everyone thought that this was the end of the matter. No, the account hasn't been settled yet. Mrs. Jiang held the tea cup in one hand and the tea lid in the other. She brushed the tea leaves on her face repeatedly: "Changde is this today. Why didn't you come?"
Luo Qinghe replied: "My father had an accident, and the person is still in the hospital." She is a wise man, knowing what Mrs. Jiang means, "I'll make a gift to Brother Zhi on behalf of my father."
She is a junior, and the apocalypse is not too bad for the face of her Luo family.
Old Madam Jiang laughed: "How can you replace him, it is the father's fault that the son doesn't teach." The old lady took a sip from the teacup and looked at Luo Huaiyu, "In-law, what do you think?"
In a word, Luo Huaiyu's face changed.
Except for the Lu family who was at odds with the Jiang family, the emperor was all here, and asked him, an elder in his seventies, to apologize to the youngest member of the Jiang family. Mrs. Jiang wanted him to face the Luo family. .
The guests were silent and just watched the play.
At this time, a voice came in from outside: "I think Mrs. Jiang is right. This courtesy must be paid."
It's a young girl.
Old Madam Jiang looked up and was surprised: "Why Miss Lu Er came here?"
Everyone is also surprised that the second lady of the Lu family is also here.
The Lu family and the Jiang family are in the same situation. Over the years, the two families have never communicated privately, and they will also send greetings, but both of them have a tacit understanding and can't accept them.
Lu Sheng smiled like a harmless and well-behaved little girl next door: "My grandma is getting older and her legs are unwieldy, so she sent me over." She walked in, pulled a chair and sat down with her hands on the round table. He held his chin and blinked at Luo Huaiyu, and said in a playful tone, "Grandpa Luo, you apologize quickly. After apologizing, I will have dinner. I'm still hungry."
Compared with the Jiang family, Lu Sheng hates the Luo family more. The birthday banquet presented by the Jiang family is for everyone to watch the Luo family jokes. How could she be missing.
Lu Sheng urged charmingly: "Hurry up, Grandpa Luo, everyone is hungry."
The Jiang family and Lu family of the four great imperial families still stood in the same camp for the first time.
Luo Huaiyu was about to crush the tea cup in his hand, and stood up with a sullen face, facing Jiang Zhi, bending over and leaning: "It's all an old man, I can't help but I'm sorry."
With this waist bent, starting from tomorrow, this Luo family has been the laughing stock of the entire imperial capital.
Jiang Zhi covered his mouth and coughed, ‘no time’, making him an elder in his seventies and eighties bend his waist for more than ten seconds.
During the dinner, there were a few ignorant juniors who couldn't help but joked and teased each other. The three of the Luo family's grandparents were embarrassed.
"Cough cough cough cough cough..."
Jiang Zhi started coughing again.
Old Madam Jiang hurriedly gave him comfort: "Coughing so badly, I am afraid that the seawater will hurt the lungs." The old lady looked at Luo Huaiyu again, and said, "My husband, I heard that you have a Ganoderma lucidum. Since you also want to make up for my brother Zhizhi, it is better to send Lingzhi over to make up for him."
Luo Huaiyu: "..." A mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, and his face turned red.
Those few ignorant juniors laughed even more ignorant.
No one in the imperial capital knows that there is a precious Ganoderma lucidum in the Luo family. It is a real treasure, the kind that money can’t buy. The Luo family collected it from a tomb robber. The eldest son of the Lu family is not in good health. Tai once went to the Luo's family to ask for medicine, and paid a high price of 50 million yuan. Luo's family did not sell it, but Mrs. Jiang wanted to empty the white wolf.
Regardless of whether it is financial or snobbery, the Luo family has a few heads behind the Jiang family. In front of so many people, the gifts are also compensated. This ‘compensation’ must be reluctant to give up.
Luo Huaiyuqing said with a face: "I will send someone over tomorrow."
Mrs. Jiang was satisfied now: "Order to go down, let's start."
Even if the account is over here, the commotion has started again before the dishes are served.
"what!"
It was a scream.
When everyone turned around and looked over, they saw a jet of water falling from the sky surging down, and it happened to be aimed at Luo Qinghe who had not had time to return to his seat.
The water column was not small, Luo Qinghe was pushed down by the impulse, knocked open a table, and fell to the ground.
It just so happened that Xue Baoyi was sitting at that table.
"Fuck it! Splashed on me!"
He jumped up, quickly avoided, and stomped the water in disgust.
In this winter, the water was bitterly icy, and the accident happened too suddenly, without warning. Before everyone could react, Luo Qinghe was already sprayed with water and couldn't stand up.
Mrs. Jiang hurriedly asked Jiang Chuan to retreat with Jiang Zhi in his arms, and asked Jiang Chuan next to him: "What's the matter?"
The butler looked up at the water column, which seemed to be sprayed from the roof, and it was dark and could not see anything. He shook his head and couldn't figure out the situation.
The water column was still squirting at Luo Qinghe, her eyes could not be opened, she curled up and rolled on the ground, her delicate makeup and hair were all messed up, like an embarrassed lunatic, she finally couldn't help but started to cry.
"stop!"
As soon as she opened her mouth, the water jet took the opportunity to pour into her mouth.
"Cough cough cough... stop it!"
"Grandpa, grandpa!"
The water flow stiffened her face. The nose and mouth were full of water, and her hair was sticking to her face wet. The buttons of the coat came off when she struggled. The red dress inside, because of the force of the water column, The skirt was lifted up, revealing thighs wearing flesh-colored stockings.
The Luo family's eldest lady is afraid that she has never been so embarrassed.
She hugged her face and yelled, "Ah—ah—ah—"
No one came forward, the sky was cold and the ground was freezing, everyone was hiding far away, not wanting to touch a drop of water.
The jet of water sprayed far and vigorously.
Zhou Xufang was very satisfied, squinted one eye, aimed at Luo Qinghe’s face, and launched——
"Ah—ah—ah—"
Humph, let you pour other people's wine!
Squinting her eyes again, she aimed at Luo Qinghe's thigh and launched—
"Ah—ah—ah—"
Your running dog makes Jiang Zhi drink sea water, and I will make you a drowning dog!
Humph!
Zhou Xufang aligned again and launched again——
"Ah—ah—ah—"
Luo Qing hugged his head with one hand and pulled the skirt with the other. It was still too late.
Zhou Xufang held the water pipe in one hand and covered his mouth with the other, and let out a barbell-like laugh.
Downstairs, it was a mess.
Luo Qinghe screamed horribly and embarrassedly. At the moment the water column rushed her skirt up, she was irrational. The current was too high for her to open her eyes or stand up, so she could only shout for help. .
"Grandpa! Grandpa save me!"
"Stop it!"
"Stop it!"
It was the first time for everyone in the room to see Miss Luo Family, who was so imageless and faceless. She was very high on weekdays. This cold water poured in, not only screaming.
Tang Xiang walked to Luo Huaiyu and said in a low voice, "Someone is upstairs."
Luo Huaiyu sternly yelled: "Yinghe, go and help your cousin up!"
Luo Yinghe was taken aback for a moment, and immediately hid back: "I don't want it, it's cold."
If your family does not come forward, you still expect others to come forward? Luo Qing is arrogant and arrogant in peace and arrogant at the mall, and the yard is mostly people who are waiting to see her jokes and see her making a fool of themselves. Who will come forward to get covered in cold water?
At this time, Mrs. Jiang spoke: "Go and help Miss Luo up."
Only then did Jiang's servants help others.
It's useless to just hold it up. The water column looked like eyes with long eyes. He stared at Luo Qing and sprayed alone, and sprayed accurately on his face and thighs.
The man just got up and was washed down by water again.
"Someone upstairs is doing a ghost." Luo Huaiyu got up, looked at Mrs. Jiang angrily, furious, "Should you Jiang family give me an explanation?"
This explanation cannot be given now.
Didn’t Mrs. Jiang accompany him first? She ordered Luo Qinghe to protect her, and then ordered her servants: "You guys go and block the exit of the house, and you guys bring the guests into the house." After all arrangements were made. , Again, "Jiang Chuan, you go up to the top of the building to see who is making trouble on it."
Jiang Chuan responded and went upstairs.
At this moment, someone jumped out and said: "I know who it is."
He is the sixth child of the Ming family.
"Little Liu, you come back to me!" This one is uneasy! Ming Songding quickly dragged his stupid son back.
Although his son is a hooligan outside, he is simple in nature, like the stupid son of the landlord's house. He doesn't know how to look at people and is still yelling.
When Mrs. Jiang heard it, she asked, "Who do you think it is?"
Ming Yanghua said loudly: "It's the messenger of hell, Lord Heiwuchang."
Everyone: "..."
Ming Song decided to help his forehead. He committed evil in his previous life and gave birth to such a thing. The Ming family is not a nouveau riche. It has been in business for generations and has a good family background. I don’t know which link is wrong. fool'.
Ming·Fool·Yanghua kept his mission as a human messenger in mind, and stood up, in the stray air in the waves, and with a plausible aura: "Don’t believe me, I am a messenger on earth. I can see ghosts and spray on it. Water is the lord Hei Wuchang." At this moment, he felt that he was so arrogant, his tone couldn't help being high-pitched, like a little gangster, with a lot of spirit, "Master Hei Wuchang said, this woman is sinful and does no evil. Before claiming her life, she must be punished."
"..."
Everyone looked at him like they were mentally retarded.
Ming Songding wished to dig a hole in, and buried the mentally retarded son by the way, so that his beard would stand up with anger: "What nonsense are you talking about, don't shut up for me!"
Ming Yanghua didn’t shut up. He hadn’t finished saying: "Master Heiwuchang has also said that you know all the sins committed by the Luo family, and remember them all. It’s not that retribution is not retribution. The Luo family is careful, don't go out in dark, and don't come out to harm others."
It was at this moment that Ming Yanghua's admiration for Lord Heiwu had risen by leaps and bounds. It was really a ghost.
Of course, he is still afraid of ghosts and deep in his bones, so he dare not forget the instructions of Lord Heiwuchang. He straightened his back, facing everyone, righteously saying: "And you too, Lord Heiwuchang said, don't do evil, otherwise, she will come to you one by one."
His father is about to collapse.
"Little Liu! Don't talk nonsense!"
I didn’t talk nonsense, it was all accounted by Lord Heiwuchang. He was afraid of being entangled by ghosts, so he vowed to say: "I don’t have it, it's Lord Heiwuchang. If you don’t believe me, wait for the steward to come down and ask." Anyway, he believed it. The'boundless' female ghost must be an official. It's Lord Heiwuchang who has not run away!
Everyone thought, 80% of the Ming family was wicked. Didn’t they also be scared by the “female ghost” at the beach a while ago, and went to the hospital. Since then, they always said that they could see ghosts, probably because of mental disorder .
The Ming family should hire a Taoist priest.
Let's talk about the roof.
As soon as Jiang Chuan went to the top floor, he saw a dark figure, and he shouted: "Who is where?!"
The dark figure turned around.
Jiang Chuan's legs softened and fell to the ground: "Ghost, ghost..."
A black ball, only a pair of eyeballs are blood-colored, glowing faintly, and there are still wet things dripping down on the head.
Oh, it was Zhou Xufang who was so excited about his "playing with water" that he got his eyes.
She threw the water pipe away: "I am not a ghost."
"you--"
Before finishing talking, Jiang Chuan was dumbfounded, unable to move.
In the blink of an eye, the ghost ‘float’ to his side, his whole person was frozen, his pupils dilated, and he was extremely frightened.
In the ear, the voice was low, and she said, "I'm Lord Black and Impermanence."
After that, she went away again, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
After ten seconds-
"Ghost!"
Jiang Chuan ran down trembling.
When Mrs. Jiang saw someone coming down, she immediately asked, "Jiang Chuan, what's the matter?"
As soon as his legs softened, Jiang Chuan sat on the ground. He gasped for breath, sweating profusely on his head, and his eyes were horrified: "Old...old lady."
"What panic, who is on it?"
Jiang Chuan is also more than sixty people. He was so scared that he was about to faint. His lips were white and he stammered: "She said she said, she is...she is the black impermanence adult."
Ming Yanghua hugged her hand and snorted, her tone couldn't help but her little pride: "Look, I'll just say, it's Lord Heiwuchang." Believe it!
He is the impermanent lord with boundless power!