Chapter 5: [Monster] and [Little Monster] and [Son of Monster]

Name:Maybe a Fake Gintama Author:
Chapter 5: [Monster] and [Little Monster] and [Son of Monster]

"Search, it turns out that it was [beep--] who hacked randomly." Katsura supported his chin and nodded at the same time.

"Shouldn't you be complaining at this time? What kind of lousy name is this!"

This time, it was Takasugi's turn to ridicule Katsura.

"I was just thinking, maybe this name has some other meaning." Katsura raised his head to look at Takasugi and explained.

"What's the point of this kind of broken name? It's clearly a certain author is not good at words! It's obvious at a glance!" Takasugi replied, but in the end, he still sighed, "Forget it.".

"Strange strength, extraordinary physical ability. In addition to your disorganized sword technique, it is simply like a [little monster]." Takasugi looked at Kawaki who was showing off the sword in his hand and said.

"It's not some [little monster]. It's just a fool of this universe." Gintoki could not help but saying.

"What did you say You silver-haired sh*t sh*t maniac!" Kawaki immediately grimaced in pain.

However, this time, Gintoki didn't continue arguing with Kawaki. Instead, he looked at Takasugi and said, "But neither I nor this idiot took a single book from Shouyou."

"I see I'm getting more and more curious about him." Takasugi did not seem to care at all.

"Up to you. But before you win against the two of us, you won't have the chance to challenge Shouyou."

"Even if you say so, it's impossible for you to win against me."

"Speaking of which, is it really okay for you to skip classes every day?" Kawaki suddenly asked curiously.

"It doesn't matter if it's today, because today is the weekend..." After Katsura finished speaking, Kawaki and Gintoki were both stunned. Katsura's words kept repeating in Kawaki and Gintoki's minds.

"Don't you know?" Katsura continued.

'Don't know?'

'Do you know?'

'Today is the weekend, the day is the weekend, the weekend is the weekend, the weekend, the weekend, the end'

Kawaki's mind was filled with these two words, "I just feel that something is wrong! Why are there only the two of us in today's private school?"

"The two of you are really a pair of idiots." Takasugi couldn't help but ridicule them.

Then, the four of them began to laugh. There was nothing else mixed in. It was just the purest laughter that spread from the dojo to a very, very distant place...

....

"Shouyou," Kawaki shouted.

Shouyou, who was sitting in front of the door and looking at the sunset, turned his head and showed his signature smile.

Kawaki walked to Shouyou and sat down.

"It's so beautiful ---" Kawaki also looked at the sunset in the distance and sighed.

"Compared to the sunrise?" Shouyou asked.

"I don't know, but Not just the sunrise and sunset of every day, but every moment of every day, the current me feels incomparably beautiful."

"It seems that you have found the answer to [life]," Shouyou said happily and reached out to touch Kawaki's head.

"Probably." Kawaki lowered his head and touched his chest. "I really want to see someone or two people again. The current me really wants them to see."

After the match, the three of them sat side by side in front of the door, looking at the setting sun in the distance. Shouyou sat in the middle, while Gintoki and Kawaki sat on both sides of Shouyou.

"What a pity, you two," Shouyou said.

"Teacher, what do you think is a pity?" Gintoki asked with a head full of bags.

"It's here," Shouyou replied without hesitation.

"Where exactly?" Gintoki instantly answered.

"Alright, actually, it's there," Shouyou replied.

"Shouyou, what can I do to become as strong as you?" Gintoki sighed and couldn't help but ask, "Before I met you, I didn't even lose to an adult. A simple adult is not enough to describe you. You are [Monster]."

"Then I am [Little Monster]! Gintoki, let's go play volleyball together!" Kawaki interrupted.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have lent you the >Haikyu!!!!<!"

"You're wrong, Gintoki. Actually, what about me?" Shouyou looked at Gintoki, paused, and continued, "I like Os- Bu."

[Author Note: Japan has the names of two baseball teams. One is a giant, and the other is Osaka.]

"Teacher, did you hear what I said? I mean I have never seen a monster like you! You two are enough! One is a baseball, the other is a volleyball! What kind of obsession do you have for the ball?"

"Isn't it normal for a man to be interested in the ball?" Kawaki retorted.

"Who said it was that ball! Speaking of which, where did you learn so many dirty jokes from!"

"You are the one with a brain full of thoughts, [beep--]. The ball I was talking about is not the ball you were talking about, you bastard!" Kawaki retorted.

"Haha, the relationship between the two of you is really good." Shouyou looked at the two little ones who were about to start fighting again and couldn't help but laugh.

"Who has a good relationship with this guy?" The two of them said at the same time.

However, Shouyou did not mind. He continued, "Monster, little monster, and the son of the monster. In a sense, it is the same. Monster is inhuman. Monster's sword can't kill monsters. Therefore, the two of you shouldn't imitate me for becoming stronger. Of course, Kawaki had already done this very well. You must use your own swords, human swords, to make yourself stronger than me. I am looking forward to that day..."

"Teacher, I don't want a son like Gintoki." Kawaki raised his hand and said.

"Who is your son! It's just a metaphor! Are you stupid???" Gintoki couldn't help but complain, "You didn't just listen to the first sentence, did you? Your expression is completely in a dilemma! Can you listen carefully when the teacher speaks? You bastard!"

"What right does a guy who can't even attend a few days of classes in a month have to criticize me!" Kawaki retorted without hesitation and poked at Gintoki's sore spot once more, "Even Little Gao has already defeated you ---"

"You!"

When his humiliation was brought up, Gintoki instantly exploded.

"Gintoki, why do you want to become stronger?" Kawaki finally became serious.

"What kind of question is this? Do you need a reason to become stronger? Of course, it is..." Gintoki curled his lips.

However, the next second, Gintoki was stunned. The answer seemed to be on the tip of his tongue, but he could not say it no matter what.

'Why?'

Gintoki suddenly did not know how to answer.

"You too? Me too. Why do you want to become stronger? What is the meaning of becoming stronger? I can't find an answer. Teacher, can you answer this question? Why do we want to become stronger? Why can't we help but want to become stronger?" Kawaki asked, looking at Shouyou.

"Who knows? But there is only one thing. If willpower makes you stronger, then follow it and become stronger. In the future, perhaps your strength can become something you want to rely on to protect." As Shouyou spoke, he placed both of his hands on Kawaki and Gintoki's heads at the same time and rubbed their little heads.