Chapter 32: Be Sure to Prepare a Good Speech Before the Competition!

Chapter 32: Be Sure to Prepare a Good Speech Before the Competition!

In Yoshiwara. Seita, who was watching TV in the room, was stunned when he saw Kawaki appear on TV. He hurriedly shouted, "Mom! Sister Tsukuyo! Brother Kawaki is on TV!"

Then, Tsukuyo pushed Hinowa in.

Looking at Kawaki on TV, Tsukuyo was speechless, "Didn't that idiot say he wants to buy the latest game?! Why would he participate in such a boring show!"

"If you say so, why do you still want to record it?" Hinowa said with a smile.

"I just want to record this idiot's stupidity!" Tsukuyo said through gritted teeth.

"Hey, who is the master and who is the pet?" Kawaki whispered to Shinpachi beside him.

"The one who can talk is the master, right?" Shinpachi replied in a low voice.

"Hey? Speak? Language? Don't you find it strange? It's possible to communicate with sea lions, right? I mean to communicate in [sea lion language], so what's the point of speaking Japanese? Don't you think it's strange? Shinpachi," Kawaki complained in a low voice, "That's absolutely against the rules. It's the same race as a pet or something. Just like if I take Gintoki to the pet competition, it is not against the rule, right? Shouldn't it be easier for me to win if I take Gintoki to the competition? After all, it's easier to communicate with the same race, isn't it? Hello?"

"I'm not a sea lion! I can't speak the sea lion language! I'm an earthling! An earthling! It's just headgear!" Mask de Meow, who was at the other end of the screen finally couldn't help but shout out and at the same time, he pulled off the Sea Lion Headgear that was covering his head, "This is just to show my affection with my cutest MISS GARTER BELT! The affection between owner and pet!"

"Well, why didn't you say so earlier? It's easy for people to misunderstand you like this, okay? Also, you can't remember such a long name for the pet at all, okay? The readers will have objections, okay? Saying it once will take up a lot of words, okay? You're originally a lazy author, what if you copy and paste it a few times?" Kawaki rubbed his chin and chattered, "Um, what's the name of your pet?"

"Sea Lion [MISS GARTER BELT]!" Mask de Meow replied with a proud face.

"Sea Lion [MISS... ] What was it again?" Kawaki closed his eyes and tried hard to recall.

"MISS GAIYA BT-aru" Kagura reminded him from the side.

"Hey! Why did Gaia come out? That sea lion evolved too quickly!" Shinpachi shouted.

"I see, I see, miss bt. Let's call it BT for short. It's easier to remember." Kawaki did not care about the flustered Mask de Meow. He waved his hand and said casually, "Well, you and your BT wait for me! The championship will definitely be ours!" Yôur favorite stories at novelhall.com

"It's [MISS GARTER BELT]! It's not BT!" Maske de Meow was so angry that he stood up.

"It's not BT. Could it be DT? What a good name, simple and easy to remember." Kawaki praised, "Then wait for us with your DT. See you later~" Kawaki waved his hand after he finished speaking. At the same time, the host also turned off the big screen in front of Kawaki and the others.

(DT: has the meaning of being a virgin.)

"That, the one who is biting Mr. Sakata and refusing to let go is Sadaharu, right?" As the host spoke, he handed the microphone to Gintoki.

At this time, Sadaharu was behind Gintoki

However, before Gintoki could reply, Kawaki rushed over and stood in front of the host. He grabbed the microphone and said, "No, it's just an ordinary molar stick!"

"Molar stick? Does the molar stick look like this?" The host was puzzled.

"Ah, there are all kinds of molar sticks on the market now. This is a silver-haired natural wavy hair human-shaped molar stick that was customized for Sadaharu!" Kawaki replied, and at the same time, Kawaki glanced at Gintokii beside him. As if to say: If you dare to speak, you will be abolished! Must win!

"Is that really not a real person? It's already bleeding, is that blood?" The host pointed at Gintoki, whose face was covered in blood from Sadaharu's bite.

After Kawaki shouted, he saw Sadaharu directly jump into the air. Like a somersault, he spun twice in the air and landed successfully. If there was an accident, it was Gintoki who was still in Sadaharu's mouth. As Sadaharu fell to the ground, Gintoki was also heavily thrown to the ground.

"720 degrees turn to the right, again!"

Following Kawaki's command, Sadaharu jumped into the air again. After two turns on the side, he landed again. Of course, there was also Gintoki

"720 degrees turn to the left! Again!"

"720 degrees turn to the back! Again!"

"I can't bear to watch anymore..." Looking at Gintoki who had fainted a long time ago, Shinpachi covered his face, "As expected, Kawaki-san is also a natural S..."

"Go, go, go, go, Sadaharu!" Kagura praised and looked at Katsura, "Have you seen it-aru? This is the result of the special training!"

"Results? Stop joking!" Katsura snorted, "Sadaharu has been trembling from the beginning until now! It's like saying [If you don't follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], this is not the right thing to do with pets at all. The way we get along! "

However, Kawaki did not listen to a single word. Instead, he walked off the stage and grabbed a piece of photography equipment before rushing onto the stage again. He gave Kagura, Sadaharu, and Shinpachi a series of fierce shots.

"Kagura-chan, look a little more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for the award speech?"

"Shinpachi, you too! Relax, it's just like the last show when you won an award!"

After Kawaki finished speaking, Shinpachi really took out a crumpled piece of paper.

Shinpachi was about to start reading, but he was interrupted by the host.

"What are you guys doing?! The competition hasn't ended yet!" The host reminded, "Elizabeth has just finished showing her talent! The judges haven't started to score!"

At this time, Kawaki, Shinpachi, and Kagura turned their heads to look. They saw that Elizabeth was holding a brush, and there was a painting in front of her. To be precise, it was an abstract painting. With the setting of the sun and the humidity of the air, it could be Katsura and Elizabeth.

"Let's make it clear beforehand, I hate abstract painting." Kawaki had a disdainful look on his face.

"No one asked if you like it or not!" The host was on the verge of collapse, "Then, I would like to ask the judges to give the two pets points. But I have to say, both pets are very outstanding!"

After saying that, the score of the two teams was quickly displayed on the scoreboard.

Sadaharu 500: Elizabeth: 500

"Haha, it looks like they are really evenly matched." The host sighed again.

"What kind of joke is this! How can that kind of tamed beast compare to our family's Elizabeth! Look!" Katsura pointed at the painting, "These lines that are filled with tension! The characters with plump expressions! And the emotions that Elizabeth displayed! That is nothing compared to that... Ah!"

Before Katsura could say anything, he was slapped over by Kawaki.

Kawaki turned his head and smiled at the host, "Then, hurry up and start a new round of confrontation!"