Chapter 42: I Really Can’t Think of a Title and So That’s It!

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Chapter 42: I Really Can’t Think of a Title and So That’s It!

"Seita, Seita, are you okay?"

Shinpachi had already brought Seita to the shore, but Seita's condition was not very good.

"I'm... I'm okay..." Seita stood up and answered in a daze.

"Then, let's do it again," Kawaki said and lifted Seita up again, "I think you'll be able to learn how to swim after a hundred more times. Come on, Seita!"

"Hey! That's enough! At least add a swimming ring for Seita!"

"It really is a brat." Kawaki sighed and looked at Seita and Gintoki who were swimming with a swimming ring in the sea. He muttered disdainfully, "How can that kind of thing make people learn how to swim? Maybe in the future, he will become like that man with silver-haired naturally wavy hair."

"Kawaki-san, that alien monster is not in this sea anymore, right?" Shinpachi yawned on the side.

"It just so happens that I hate eating seafood the most..." Kawaki replied while lying under his umbrella. Yôur favorite stories at novelhall.com

"No, it won't." At this moment, Hasegawa walked over. "That guy must be in this sea. I can feel it! The alien monsters are waiting to confront us, waiting for the decisive battle between men! The excitement when there is no way out! And it's about man's romance with the sea! ... The alien monsters must be waiting for the arrival of that tense battle, hiding their entities and not showing their faces! Can you understand this feeling?"

After saying that, Hasegawa finally raised his head. However, he saw that Shinpachi had jumped into the sea at some point in time, while Kawaki had already fallen asleep. Beside him were Kagura and Otae, who were holding umbrellas.

"Miss, can you understand how I feel?"

"Yes, I can," Otae replied. She took out another lunchbox, opened it, and handed it to Hasegawa, "If you don't mind, would you like to have one? I made this omelet this morning."

Looking at the unnamed object emitting a dark aura in the lunch box, Hasegawa swallowed his saliva, "Uh... that..."

"You can't fight if you're hungry," Otae replied.

Hasegawa looked at Otae's clear eyes and could only pick up a piece and put it into his mouth. However, after chewing a few times. Hasegawa's face, no, it should be said that his skin changed color

"If you don't mind, do you want another one?" Otae handed over her lunch box again.

"Uh, no need. I'm already full..." Hasegawa quickly refused, acting as if he had already eaten his fill. He then turned his gaze to Kagura, who was beside him, and asked, "Little girl, do you understand... my feelings..."

"I wish I could swim like them." Kagura looked at Seita and Shinpachi who were playing in the sea and Gintoki, who was lying on the swimming ring.

"I see. You're sensitive to the sun so you can't go swimming.." Only then did Hasegawa understand and look at the sea. "However, it's actually safer not to go into the water. Maybe the alien monsters will pop out soon. Are those people okay..."

"I don't care. Let these people who don't listen to me die..."

Just as Hasegawa finished speaking, he saw Kagura walking over with a spherical stone with a diameter of more than an adult height.

"Must be nice to swim...." Kagura raised the stone and looked at the sea.

"You... hello." Kawaki forced a smile. The next moment, he turned around and swam frantically towards the shore.

"Hey! Little brother! Wait for me!" Hasegawa shouted from behind, "Aren't you here to save them?"

"I will cry for ten more minutes at the funeral. Let them go without worry!" Kawaki shouted without looking back, "And I really hate the smell of the sea!"

"Go back to the sea!" Tsukuyo shouted and jumped down, kicking Kawaki in the head.

"What are you doing!" Kawaki covered his head and roared.

Then the two of them started fighting in the sea, but just as they were on top of each other, a huge shadow appeared above Kawaki's head.

Kawaki and Tsukuyo turned around at the same time and saw a pair of eyes bigger than a person's head staring at them

"You... hello..." Kawaki turned around and swam back to the shore.

"Hey! Leave the woman and run away! Are you still a man" Tsukuyo chased from behind while shouting as she chased.

"Hey, you two don't have to run anymore..." Hasegawa's voice came from behind.

"Oh, there seems to be a sound," Tsukuyo said.

"Don't look back! You'll definitely be eaten later! Do you know the story of the ghost? It must be like this now!" Kawaki replied without hesitation.

"You two, it's really okay!" Hasegawa's voice sounded again.

"Would you like to look back?" Tsukuyo suggested.

"I don't want to see it! It's just the sound of death! It's on the same level as the singing of a mermaid!" Kawaki replied. At the same time, he shouted without turning his head, "Don't worry, I will hold a grand funeral for you!"

"Can you listen to people? How big is your imagination!" Gintoki's voice sounded.

"Even Gintoki..." Kawaki wiped the corners of his eyes with some reluctance. At the same time, he shouted without looking back, "Gintoki! Your burial item is one year's worth of strawberry milk. Don't worry!"

However, this was the end. The next moment, Shinpachi was thrown over by Gintoki and hit Kawaki on the head.

At this time, Tsukuyo turned around and found that everyone was lying on the back of the alien monster safe and sound

Kawaki sat on the beach and looked at the crowd playing happily with the alien monsters in the distance. He curled his lips and lay down again.

"Although he looks like that, that guy is actually not bad," Hasegawa said from the side, "That guy must just want to play with us... I understand because the guys who live in the sea are not bad. Because the sea can wash away all evil..."

But Kawaki has already fallen asleep