Chapter 65: If They Say Something Like a Friend’s Car Accident, You Can Just Hang It up as a Scam Call!

Name:Maybe a Fake Gintama Author:
Chapter 65: If They Say Something Like a Friend’s Car Accident, You Can Just Hang It up as a Scam Call!

At this time, Kawaki made an OK gesture to Shinpachi and Kagura beside him. At the same time, he cleared his throat and said to the phone, "Actually, Gintoki was in a car accident..."

Before he finished speaking, the phone was hung up.

"Hey! What's going on? Was it considered a scam call?!" Shinpachi retorted from the side.

"Maybe the signal is bad!" Kawaki comforted him and then dialed again, "There will be no problem this time!"

"Hello, Gintoki, he..."

After answering the call, Kawaki spoke very quickly. However, the phone was hung up again after just a few words were lit up. However, this time, the other party still said a few words.

"What did the other party say?" Shinpachi looked at the stunned Kawaki and asked.

"He said... [agree to donate]..." Kawaki answered slowly.

"I see, he agree to the donation," Shinpachi nodded and said. However, the next moment, he suddenly retorted, "What kind of friend is this! No friend will do this!"

"Don't worry!" Kawaki consoled again, "I'll try again! He definitely doesn't understand the situation yet!"

As Kawaki spoke, he called again. But this time, before Kawaki could speak, the other party had already spoken first. After speaking, he hung up the phone.

"What did he say this time?" Shinpachi asked.

"He said...[He will pay the funeral expenses]..."

"Hey! He really is a strange friend!" Shinpachi roared, "A friend who doesn't listen to people at all!"

Kawaki did not care about Shinpachi's complaints and continued to call, but it showed that the other side had turned off his phone

Kawaki, "..."

"Hey, I finally have a scene..." Matako pouted.

"If they say something like a friend's car accident, you can just hang it up as a scam call," Hentaipe replied.

"In short, it's better to take Gintoki to find someone he used to be familiar with. It might be helpful to him." Kawaki raised a finger and suggested.

"This is the only way..." Shinpachi said helplessly.

In the coffee shop.

"Huh? What? Amnesia" Sacchan was a little shocked, and her shocked glasses fell to the ground. "What is that? A new kind of play?!"

Looking at Sacchan who was talking to the passers-by, Kawaki and Shinpachi were speechless.

"Can you not be so old-fashioned every time..." Shinpachi was a little speechless, "No, never mind. If they can hear each other, they can converse..."

"It must be a setup to prank me! You want to give me a surprise! I saw through everything!" Sacchan said to the portrait on the wall, "Where are my glasses..."

"No, he really has amnesia," Shinpachi said from the side.

"That means..." Sacchan said as she grabbed the waiter who had just passed by, "He's completely forgotten all the embarrassing things he did with me and all those painful experiences that come with it?"

"Big Sis?" Kagura asked in confusion.

"In fact, the past is not that important. Compared to always looking back, it is better to walk forward." Otae suddenly said with some relief.

"What happened! Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Shinpachi shouted, "What exactly happened!"

"Seal up the previous Gin-san. From now on, you are the new Gin-san," Otae turned back to look at Gintoki and said.

"Sister, smelly things also stink even if you cover it!" Shinpachi retorted, but suddenly realized that his metaphor was a little inappropriate, so he quickly continued, "Ah, it is not that smelly..."

"How could a man with far apart eyebrows and eyes be any better? Compared with the sloppy Gin-san, he is much more reliable now." Otae blushed and continued, "Isn't this good?"

"Why are you blushing" Shinpachi is not calm anymore, "Don't tell me you really like him! I don't want him! I don't want a brother-in-law like that!"

"Who told you to say it so far?" Otae replied with a red face.

"Exactly! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, once the memory is restored, it will separate again!" Kondo said as he came out of the kotatsu, "It will become a lazy dead fish eyes again!"

In the next second, Otae had already stepped on Kondo's face, "Bastard, what are you doing here?!"

"I just want to come in and warm up..." Kondo replied weakly. At the same time, he reached out and took out a box of Haagen-Dazs that had already melted, "Look at this. I bought Haagen-Dazs. Let's eat it together!"

"They have already melted!" Shinpachi complained, "And how many hours have you been in the kotatsu?"

"Yo, long time no see," Kondo stood up and said to Gintoki, "Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this period of time..."

However, before Kondo could finish, he was kicked over by Kawaki who had just arrived.

Looking at Kondo who was lying on the ground, Kawaki raised his head and looked at Otae, "Hey, when did you raise a gorilla?"

"No, he just ran out of the zoo. I was just about to call the zoo," Otae replied with a smile.

"Oh, so it's like that." As he spoke, Kawaki sat down and put down the bag in his hand.

"This is..." Shinpachi asked.

"Sweet food, I bought all the sweets in Edo." Kawaki said matter-of-factly, "Doesn't Gintoki like sweets the most? Maybe it can help him recall his memory."

"This method might work!" Shinpachi replied.

"Gintoki, hurry up and eat. I spent a lot of money," As Kawaki spoke, he opened the bag, took out all the sweets, and handed them to Gintoki.

Originally, Gintoki was still looking at the already melted Haagen-Dazs in front of him. He wanted to eat them, but he felt a little disgusted. However, at this time, the sweets that Kawaki sent over solved the urgent need.

Gintoki did not stand on ceremony and directly picked up boxes of sweets and began to eat.

"How is it? Do you remember?" Kawaki asked.

As Gintoki stuffed the sweet food into his mouth and answered vaguely, "Oh, not much. I think, probably..."

"This method is unexpectedly reliable!" Shinpachi shouted, "Look, the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows is getting farther and farther! The black eyes are also getting smaller!"

"After eating these, I think it's about time," Kawaki nodded and said, "Remember to pay me back the money for these sweet foods after you recover your memory."

"Ah, I feel a little bit worse, just a little bit more and I can..."

Gintoki finally finished eating the sweet food. He even ate the melted Haagen-Dazs. Gintoki covered his big belly and burped. The next moment, he covered his head and said, "The last point, just a little bit more..."

"Sister!" Shinpachi shouted, "Hurry up and take out all the sweet food in the house! Just one last bit!"