Chapter 80: The Feeling That Only One Person Can’t Think of the Answer When Playing a Guessing Game...

Name:Maybe a Fake Gintama Author:
Chapter 80: The Feeling That Only One Person Can’t Think of the Answer When Playing a Guessing Game...

In the early morning, the Earth terminal (Space Terminal Station) welcomed two special guests today.

"Earth is still too dangerous..." Umibouzu muttered.

"I think it's quite good..." Kouka took a fuff on her smoking pipe, looked at the brightly lit Edo, and continued, "Also, can you stop following me? After all, we're already divorced."

"Who said divorce! It's just a temporary separation! I never signed the divorce agreement! I won't admit it!" Umibouzu quickly denied, "Also, I didn't follow you, I came after a parasitic space monster!"

"Is that so? I thought you came for your precious daughter, but it turns out that it was only for a space monster..." Kouka did not care. Instead, she continued to walk forward. However, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

Umibouzu thought for a full 0.001 seconds before chasing after her, "Hey, have you replenished enough Altana on your body?! If anything happens to you, that stinky brat will definitely hunt me down throughout the whole universe! Of course, there is another stinky brat that I have not seen in twenty years..."

"Why do you want to watch such a boring exhibition! Isn't it better to watch Panda on TV? Why do you have to watch Panda on such an important day!" Seita's entire face was filled with displeasure.

"Little brat, no one asked you to come and see. If you want to complain, send your face to the other side. Otherwise, I can't guarantee what I will do to you." Kawaki's eyes were still fixed on the panda playing in the glass window.

"Sister Tsukuyo~" Seita acted coquettishly at Tsukuyo on the other side, "I don't want to watch pandas~ I want to watch [Alien VS Yakuza]~ I've been waiting for this movie for a long time~"

However, just as he finished speaking, Seita noticed that Tsukuyo did not hear what he said at all. Her beautiful eyes were staring at the panda inside the glass window.

"Sister Tsukuyo!" Seeing this, Seita shouted loudly.

"Ah?" At this time, Tsukuyo finally reacted, "If you don't pay attention... Sure enough, pandas are too dangerous..."

"Dangerous my ass! You're also addicted to it!" Seita retorted. However, the next moment, Seita noticed that Tsukuyo's eyes were once again looking at the panda inside the glass window, "Forget it, I really don't want to retorted it anymore. But in the afternoon, you must accompany me to watch [Alien VS Yakuza]! Definitely!"

Just as Kawaki and Tsukuyo's attention was completely focused on the giant panda in front of them, they were suddenly interrupted by a group of Shinsengumi's police officers.

"Shinsengumi is investigating a case! Unrelated people, leave quickly!" A member of Shinsengumi shouted.

Most of the audience began to consciously leave the field, and in the end, only Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Seita were left.

"Hey, leave immediately." A member of Shinsengumi patted Kawaki on the shoulder and said impatiently.

"If you pat me again, I will throw you into the sea to feed the sharks." Kawaki said without turning back, "Also if you dare to disturb me from looking at the panda again, I will tear down your Shinsengumi. You won't be able to see a gorilla!"

"Do you know what you are talking about? The crime of threatening Shinsengumi is enough to arrest you! Not to mention insulting our chief!"

"Hey? When did I say your chief?" Kawaki turned his head and asked curiously, "I was talking about a gorilla. Why do you say that I insulted your chief? It's so strange. Do you think your chief is like a gorilla? In that case, you are the one who insulted your chief, right? I remember that you, Shinsengumi, have some kind of law or something? I don't know if there is an insult to the chief~"

This Shinsengumi member had seen Kawaki once or twice, so he recognized him instantly. He realized that the other party was not easy to provoke, so he quickly apologized to Kawaki and explained.

"I can't see the panda anymore."

"They really know how to cause trouble." Kawaki walked on the road with a helpless face.

"Then accompany me to watch a movie! It's really super super super super super, super, super good !" Seita said excitedly.

"I'm annoyed when I hear the word "Space Monster". When I see it, I must destroy it!" Kawaki said hatefully. At the same time, he looked at Seita, "Also, why don't you go to the dojo during this rest day?"

"Brother Shinpachi said that we need to combine work and rest. He gave me a day off today." Seita replied.

"I... I'm sorry..."

"You really have changed a lot, but I still think you're cuter when you were a kid."

At this moment, a voice broke the atmosphere.

"WAIT!" Gintoki said. At the same time, he walked to the side of Kawaki and Kouka, "Kagura calls you Mommy? Kawaki calls you sister? Wait, let me will smooth them out..."

"Take your time," Kawaki said as he pulled Kagura's hand and used his other hand to block the sun for Kouka, "Then we will go first."

"Go my ass!" Gintoki said as he kicked Kawaki, "So you are that stupid uncle?"

"Eh? You don't know?" Kawaki was a little curious, "I thought you already knew."

"Know my ass! What do you mean by [I thought you already knew]! Who would know if you didn't tell?"

"Eh? That's strange. I thought everyone around knew about it."

"Strange my ass! No one knows at all!" Gintoki asked, looking at Shinpachi, "Do you know?"

However, something that shocked Gintoki happened. Shinpachi nodded slowly in silence.

"How did you know?"

"I can only blame you for being too stupid, Gin-san. That's why you didn't notice." Shinpachi muttered softly.

"What about you?" Gintoki looked at Tsukuyo.

"I guessed it too," Tsukuyo replied.

"Me too," Seita raised his hand.

"In fact, I also guessed that the strange little girl had something to do with that guy," Toshiro raised his hand and said.

"And me," Sogo also raised his hand.

"Hahahaha, and me too!" Katsura's voice rang out, but it was on the roof of the bank, "Gintoki, you are too slow!"

"Katsura!" Toshiro shouted and led a group of Shinsengumi's team members to chase after him.

Gintoki's face was completely black, "So, I'm the only one... I'm the only one who doesn't know? Is it only Gin-san who is kept in the dark? Is it only Gin-san who is foolishly taking care of your niece for you?!"

"Don't say that, Gin-san. Kawaki-san has usually helped us a lot," Shinpachi said.

"Shut up, you four-eyed!"

"Hey, did you forget one person-aru? Like a super cute girl or something?" Kagura narrowed her eyes and said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Kagura-chan doesn't know either, right?" Shinpachi said.

"I... I had already guessed that it was-aru!" Kagura said, trying to be brave. At the same time, he thought to herself, 'If I say that I don't know about this situation, I will be on the same level as that silver-haired naturally wavy hair! She'll be a fool and be ridiculed by everyone!!'

Hearing this, Gintoki's face turned even darker...