Chapter 121: Don’t Yell at the Funeral!

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Chapter 121: Don’t Yell at the Funeral!

"Hello, little uncle~" Kagura's voice came.

"Hey, it's Kagura-chan." Only then did Kawaki notice Kagura, who was greeting him across the road with Gintoki, Shinpachi, and an old man with a wonderful hairstyle.

"Do you want to play kick the can together-aru?" Kagura shouted at Kawaki.

"I'm really sorry. I can't play with Kagura today," Kawaki pointed to the black kimono he was wearing, "Today, little uncle will attend a friend's father's funeral."

"Friends?" Gintoki asked, "Are there any friends I don't know in Edo?"

"Can you not underestimate other people's social circle?" Kawaki scolded, "Anyway, see you later."

After saying that, Kawaki also greeted Shinpachi and prepared to leave.

"That's what you mean. You can go alone with your friend. What is she going to do?" Gintoki glanced at Tsukuyo, who was also dressed beside Kawaki.

"I don't know." Kawaki also glanced at Tsukuyo beside him. Then, he curled his lips and said in a low voice, "She insists on following me and talking about etiquette. But I think the reason is definitely because she wants to have more opportunities to appear."

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, a kunai had already stabbed into Kawaki's head.

"Then, see you later." After saying that, Tsukuyo dragged Kawaki away.

"Little uncle is not participating." Kagura sighed and then looked at the old man seriously, "It doesn't matter-aru! We can do it!"

"We your head!" Gintoki scolded, "How many times have I told you not to play with strange uncle!"

"I'm not an uncle but an old man. I am okay, right?" The old man stepped on the jar and said.

"Shut up. Men are all beasts." As he spoke, Gintoki turned around and started walking. As he walked, he reminded, "Kagura, ignore the old man you don't know. An old woman you know is going to treat us to meat. It's very rare."

As he spoke, Gintoki looked at Otose, who had just arrived, "This era is dominated by the old woman, and the old man can't do it anymore. The old woman is amazing! The old woman who will never give up when helping others is referred to as [Dead Granny]! "

"Who are you calling dead granny! Bastard!" Otose cursed.

"Then, kick that old woman. Let's play kick the can!" The old man shouted.

"Shut up! Damn old man!" Catherine shouted as she rushed towards the old man and kicked the jar away, "If you want to kick so much, I'll kick you!"

Looking at the can that had flown away without a trace, Catherine held a cigarette in one hand and revealed a difficult expression at the same time, "Get the can back within 20 seconds. If you can do it, I'll play with you. Damn old fart."

"You're so bad, you're so bad," Shinpachi couldn't help but complain.

"Catherine, how can you bully the elderly" Kagura also shouted righteously.

"Shut up! I'm in a hurry to get protein now. I'm in a hurry." After blowing out a smoke ring, Catherine replied in a tone that deserved a beating, "Hurry up and go before the old lady changes her mind."

"Catherine, go back to the store and watch it." Otose glared at Catherine and said,

"If you don't respect the elderly, don't think that the elderly will be good to you."

After saying that, everyone walked in a certain direction.

"You should be more or less the same! Sleeping at the funeral is not respecting the deceased!" Tsukuyo scolded from the side.

"Hey? You, why are you here too?" Sacchan looked at Kawaki and muttered, "Could it be..."

In an instant, Sacchan imagined a drama series, "Although I knew that my master was not careful in the past, I did not think of illegitimate children. But since it happened, we must face the reality, Zenzou!"

"What are you thinking about?" Kawaki scolded, "How is that possible! It was Brother Hattori who invited me here!"

"Huh? Why? Aren't you enemies?" Sacchan asked in confusion.

"What nonsense are you talking about? We are life and death friends." Zenzou waved his hand and said.

"It can't be! Didn't you guys have a big battle in Chintaro House?"

"Huh? What big battle? Speaking of which, what exactly are you talking about?" Kawaki was confused.

"Eh..." Sacchan lowered her head and held her glasses as she continued, "Let me think about it first... At Chintaro's house, we all thought that you were being held back by Zenzou... What exactly happened?"

"That time," Kawaki said with a laugh, "Don't worry too much about it. We got together because of those things, right, Brother Hattori?"

"That's right," Zenzou laughed at the same time, "The friendship between men is always built in battle!"

"Hey, did you two hide something?" Sacchan still did not believe their words.

"No, no!" The two quickly denied it.

"Don't talk about such a heavy topic. Get ready, the funeral is about to begin." Zenzou continued.

After this small episode, the funeral finally began.

One by one, the guests went up to offer flowers to the dead.

"Hey, it's your turn." A guest whispered to Kawaki and Tsukuyo.

Kawaki nodded and stood up. He held a chrysanthemum in his hand and walked forward. Kawaki knew the etiquette of the funeral, so he tried hard to make a sad expression.

Finally, after the ceremony, Kawaki finally looked up and took a look at Zenzou's father's face. This time Kawaki was stunned on the spot.

If there was a reason, this old man looked exactly the same as the old man who was with Kagura and the others on the way here!

"Hey, hey, that's enough," Zenzou reminded, "Don't be so serious."

"Oh, so it's like that..." Only then did Kawaki respond. He lowered his head and walked toward his seat with a dark face.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki, who was kneeling down again with a dark face and asked in a low voice, "Your face is very bad. Why are you sweating so much? Is it hot?"

"You..." Kawaki murmured, "Don't look at that old man's face... Don't look at it... You will have nightmares..."

"He's just a dead person. Do you really have to do this?" Tsukuyo said disdainfully. She stood up and walked forward.

"Hey!" Kawaki wanted to stop her, but it was already too late... Tsukuyo had already walked over.