Chapter 124: Isn’t It a Little Unexpected Today? Uh-Huh?

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Chapter 124: Isn’t It a Little Unexpected Today? Uh-Huh?

"I think I can see a new host rising up!" Another host said excitedly, "Sure enough, we, Takamagahara, are destined to become the first host store in Edo!"

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When Yorozuya's trio entered Takamagahara with Hachiro's mother, Kyoshiro, and Hachiro, this was the scene they saw. Almost all the hosts surrounded Kawaki and discussed something excitedly.

However, because the crowd was too dense, Gintoki and the others temporarily did not notice that the person who was surrounded was Kawaki.

"Don't have to work? ! What are you doing together?!" Hachiro, who received Kyoshiro's gaze, walked forward and coughed twice. At the same time, he loudly reminded them.

"The store manager is back!" Only then did the group of hosts realize, "Manager, quickly look at the performance chart!"

"What's wrong with the performance chart?" Hachiro asked doubtfully. He turned to look at the performance chart on the wall. Kyoshiro also looked over and saw that above a hand-written Kou, the red straight line that represents performance had already reached the ceiling!

"I can't be!" Kyoshiro found it hard to believe, but in the end, he still smiled and said with a little emotion, "Sure enough, my vision is not wrong. From the first time I saw that man, I knew that he would definitely become a host who would surpass me!"

"Hey? What do you mean?" Shinpachi was a little confused, "Isn't Kyoshiro the number one host in Kabukicho? What is he talking about?"

"The number one host?" Kyoshiro smiled, and then continued with a serious face, "No, from now on, this title will be given to that man. But fortunately, I discovered it in advance. Otherwise, if other shops dug up our Takamagahara's business, it will definitely be snatched away!"

"That man? Who is it?" Gintoki asked while digging his nose.

Just as Gintoki finished asking, he saw that all the hosts around Kawaki had scattered and stood behind Kawaki in two rows. It could be said that they were very ostentatious.

"It's that man! Kawaki-san!" Kyoshiro pointed at Kawaki, who was sitting on the seat with his legs crossed, and said seriously.

Gintoki / Shinpachi / Kagura. "..."

Right now, the three of them only had one thought, 'This store is about to end...'

"Kyoshiro, I advise you to quickly separate yourself from that man. Otherwise, you will definitely be dragged into some strange matter..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly as he adjusted his glasses.

"Hey? Do you know Kawaki-san?" Kyoshiro was a little puzzled, "Since it's an acquaintance, it's even better. Please help me persuade Kawaki-san. Although I have tried my best to invite him, he has not agreed to work on my side..."

"No, it's not him who the trouble, but the terrible women behind him..." As Shinpachi spoke, he remembered the horror of being dominated by the Hyakka women in the Snow Sculpture Chapter.

"Ah?" Kyoshiro was puzzled.

"Hey, what are you doing in this place? When did you change jobs?" Gintoki walked up to Kawaki and said.

"Isn't this Gintoki?" Kawaki looked at the person and smiled, "I'm just helping to take over the job."

"Host? Did you do this kind of work before? Be careful that those tigresses will cut you into pieces when they find out." Gintoki said casually and then sat down.

"Little uncle..." Kagura cried and threw herself into Kawaki's arms.

"There, there. Don't mind it, Kagura-chan. Although what they said is the same as what I saw, I think that everything else can be changed other than the fact that the child would be bald!" Kawaki comforted.

"Just that point alone is impossible to get married!" Gintoki and Shinpachi got up and shouted at the same time.

"What nonsense are you saying? Take a look at Sister Kouka's appearance. I think Kagura-chan will become a crowd-pleaser in the future." Kawaki retorted.

"What about the baldy?" Gintoki curled his lips and said with disdain, "Although she does look like a beautiful girl now, what if her appearance becomes closer to that baldy when she grows up?"

"Then there is no hope," Kawaki replied without thinking.

"Your answer is too fast! Don't you need to think about it?" Shinpachi spit out, "Umibouzu, who is far away in the Milky Way, will cry when he hears it! He will definitely cry out of grievance!"

"Don't worry, Kagura-chan! It doesn't matter even if you look like that baldy! Little uncle will definitely help you get plastic surgery!" Kawaki said solemnly.

"Who wants to go for plastic surgery?" Kagura said as she punched Kawaki in the stomach. In an instant, Kawaki flew out.

However, other than Gintoki, no one noticed that after Kagura said the two words "plastic surgery", Hachiro's expression changed slightly. But then, Hachiro continued to patrol the shop.

Of course, Kyoshiro's expression also changed a little, but no one noticed...

Kagura had Kawaki's wallet in his hand, and then both Kagura and Gintoki showed a sinister smile of "successful battle".

"Hey, why do you two show the expression of "successful battle"? Are you aiming at Kawaki-san's wallet from the beginning? Where is your integrity?" Shinpachi ridiculed crazily.

"Anything like that is fine. Now the Yorozuya's funds are almost exhausted. It's just a little extra money, so don't make a fuss." Gintoki said casually. Then, he sneakily approached Kagura and prepared to divide the spoils.

"It's better for me to resign as soon as possible..." Shinpachi murmured...

However, at this moment, "Hey, Gin-san, what the hell is this place? We are here to find Hachiro. Are you saying that he is in this kind of place?" Hachiro's mother glanced around and then approached Gintoki and asked.

"Ah, calm down." Gintoki comforted her. Then he looked at Kyoshiro, who was at the side, "Um, Kyoshiro-san, can you send everyone away? I have some questions to ask you..."

"Yes, yes, but please wait a moment. I still have a few guests to attend. They will come out when I explain to them." Kyoshiro smiled and said. He dispersed all the surrounding hosts and walked in a certain direction.

"Gin-san, mom really hasn't noticed it yet..." Shinpachi whispered into Gintoki's ear.

"Of course..." Gintoki looked at Hachiro who was patrolling at the side, "Even if it's his own son, he has become like that... Moreover, the name Hachiro is very common..."

"But what exactly is Hachiro planning to do? Although I understand that it is difficult for him to say it to his mother, why did he take the initiative to contact us?" Shinpachi continued, but he still controlled his voice to a range that only Gintoki could hear.

"People will still be reasonable. If his mother is attacked in front of him, her son will still take action even if she is a long-winded mother." Gintoki sighed and said.