Chapter 171: Keep the Receipts and IOUs!

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Chapter 171: Keep the Receipts and IOUs!

Yoshiwara.

In Kawaki's room.

Kawaki stared speechlessly at Katsura, who was kneeling on the ground in front of him. He was dressed like a housewife and had heavy makeup on his face.

"What do you want to do? Zura." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.

"It's not Zura; It's Katsura!" Katsura replied solemnly, "I just feel that I haven't seen you for a long time and miss you. So, I took the time to come in a hurry just to catch up with you. Of course, I also came with a little desire for talent. I can't bear to see you continue to fall! It's destined that you will fight side by side with me! Change this rotten world with me!"

Seeing that Katsura was about to go on and on, Kawaki decisively clapped his hands. Then, several Hyakka members rushed in from outside the door and lifted Katsura up.

"Throw it out." Kawaki stood up and said casually. Then, he turned around and walked toward the computer.

"Hmph, is this your trump card?" Katsura, who was being held up by a Hyakka member, snorted and said, "When we compete, whoever shows his trump card first will lose. Only if he can leave the card at the last moment will he be the winner!"

As he spoke, Katsura looked at the Hyakka member at the side and said, "That, miss, please take out the "that" from my bosom! That is my trump card!"

After the Hyakka member heard this, although she really did not want to pay attention to him, Kawaki also turned around curiously after hearing Katsura's words. Seeing this, the Hyakka member could only resist reaching into Katsura's bosom to explore.

"This is..." The Hyakka member murmured as she looked at the things she had found.

"This is it," Katsura snorted and looked up at Kawaki again, "Kawaki, can you still take that kind of attitude when you see this?"

"Are you... looking down on me?" Kawaki looked at the several chocolate-flavored flavored sticks in the Hyakka member's hands and said expressionlessly. Then, he looked at the group of Hyakka members again and said, "Throw them out."

"Yes!" xn

"Wait!" Katsura quickly shouted and then made a deep look and said again, "It is not a loss that you are the trump card of our organization. In the face of this temptation, your expression did not change!"

"Oh right, and when you throw him, remember to strip this dress and hang him at the entrance of Yoshiwara for three days," Kawaki said again.

"YES!" xn for new novels

After responding, the group of Hyakka members dragged Katsura and prepared to leave.

"Wait! You don't have to do it to this extent! It's just a joke!" Katsura quickly shouted, his tone becoming weaker and weaker, "That, there's really something I need your help with! Ah! Don't tear off my shirt! Don't take off my clothes! Don't touch there; you can't touch there either! Ah!"

In the end, Kawaki's heart softened.

"Alright, alright." Kawaki waved his hand, "Let him go first."

"Wait!"

...

Kawaki and Katsura once again sat face to face. However, what was different from before was that Kawaki's face was full of pleasure, while Katsura's face was bruised and swollen as if he had just suffered a traffic accident.

"Then, do you want me to record your stupid appearance on TV?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

"No, because the reporter for the interview is Hanano, who was in the blooming season, and considering the ratings and other situations of the program. I even carefully considered the ending of the show. The two of us sat in the cafe, and I introduced my past photos to her. In the end, she received an unexpected letter from a relative and was moved to tears. Then a development like [Want to come to my house?] happen!" Katsura explained with his hands crossed.

"Isn't it too old-fashioned?" Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "What was that last sentence? Are you a hooligan?"

Katsura ignored Kawaki's ridicule and said again, "But considering that the other party might not have prepared the letter, the effect of the program is greatly reduced. So to prevent this from happening, I want to ask you to..."

"It's so embarrassing. I won't write that kind of thing even if I die." Without waiting for Katsura to finish speaking, Kawaki directly refused decisively.

"No, I haven't said what I want you to do," Katsura replied and then took out a letter from his bosom, "I have already prepared the letters! There is no need to worry!"

"Even the letters were prepared by yourself?!" Kawaki complained.

"After all, this is the first time I will appear in front of audiences across the country, so I must consider all the circumstances. For example, the timing of inserting advertisements..."

"You don't have to consider those things at all!" Kawaki scolded.

"After all, it requires funds to fight against the Amanto," Katsura retorted with a serious face, "We still need to talk about the profit of advertising! At present, we have already won the sponsorship from Ikumatsu Store! On the day of the interview, as long as we praise the ramen in Ikumatsu Store, we can eat a bowl of ramen for free!"

"Are you going to fight against Amanto with just a bowl of ramen?!"

"No, in fact, I contacted the seller of Delicious Bars. As long as Delicious Bars appear in front of the camera, we can get a whole box!"Katsura replied.

"Enough; I don't want to retort you anymore." Kawaki casually waved his hand and replied, "Hurry up and get down to business. The chapter is almost over, and you haven't gotten to the point yet."

"Do you want to interfere in this advertisement? I have already designed the bulletin for you!" Katsura suggested.

"It does sound good. It can promote Yoshiwara in the whole country and bring benefits to Yoshiwara..." Kawaki nodded and analyzed. After pondering for two seconds, Kawaki looked at Katsura seriously and said, "But no!"

"Why! It's obviously a win-win situation, okay!" Katsura shouted.

"If it were someone else, I might agree, but if it were you... I always feel that things will get worse..." Kawaki explained with a troubled expression.

"Don't tell me that the trust between us is gone?!" Katsura shouted, "It's the past where you can entrust your back to the other party is really gone?!"