Chapter 188: Respect the Tradition!
After comparing the photos of the suspects on the TV, Shinpachi suddenly stood up and pointed at Tama with a trembling finger, "That... Could it be Tama?! It can't be wrong at all. The robot suspected as the murderer is this Tama! Although there is only a head left, this Dr. Hiyashi is the one who made Tama and these robot maids!"
"He killed his biological father and escaped here?" Gintoki analyzed seriously but then suddenly couldn't help but laugh. He waved his hand and said casually, "How could such a thing happen? How could this kind of broken metal kill people? How could it do such a suspicious-looking thing?"
"Isn't this a robot? There should be a lot of robots with the same appearance as her, right?" Gintoki still had a look of disapproval, "And it's just a head. How can she kill people?"
"There is also the possibility of being destroyed by someone during the escape, leaving only the head." Tama said, "Unfortunately, most of my previous memories have been lost. However, the [Fuyo No.0] model is indeed talking about me."
Kawaki, "..."
"Well, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I won't disturb you!" Kawaki suddenly stood up and nodded, "Goodbye, everyone!"
After saying that, Kawaki turned around and left without any hesitation because Kawaki felt that if he stayed here for a while longer, he might fall into some strange things again.
Before the situation became strange, leaving decisively was the most correct choice.
Seeing Kawaki leave decisively, no one thought too much about it.
But then, looking at the empty table in front of him, Shinpachi wondered, "By the way, where is Tama?"
"I think I saw Tama leave with Kawaki just now." Gintoki said casually, "It doesn't matter. That kind of thing can't be sold for much money."
"That is just a head! How did it leave with him?" Shinpachi shouted.
"She seems to have hung her hair on Kawaki's leg and left with him," Gintoki replied.
"Ah! If that's the case... doesn't that mean I don't have the egg cracking device-aru?" Kagura instantly stood up.
"I've already said it countless times. There's no such thing at all!" Gintoki shouted.
"But... I still feel a little concerned. The news is playing on TV." Shinpachi continued, "Will Kawaki-san be involved in something strange?"
"It's fine, it's fine," Gintoki said disapprovingly, "That guy is famous for his tenacious life. Even if Edo were blown up into the sky, that guy would still be alive and well."
"But..." Shinpachi wanted to say something but stopped. His brows were full of conflict.
...
On the street.
"Sigh, what a correct choice." Kawaki nodded and muttered to himself, "At least I won't fall into any strange things."
"You're right." Tama agreed.
"Right? I also think I'm very smart," Kawaki smiled and nodded, but then he suddenly realized something, "Why are you here too? Why did you follow me?"
"Huh? What are you talking about, ordinary uncle?" Kawaki raised his head and asked doubtfully, "What Fuyo No.0? What is that?"
"My name is not ordinary uncle!" Ordinary uncle scolded, "Forget it, hand over the thing on your leg."
"The thing on my leg?" Kawaki pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said with a face of embarrassment, "This is a little difficult. After all, I like this pair of pants very much. If you really want it, come with me to get it at home. There are a few identical pants at home."
"It's not about that!"
"Not this?" After pondering for a moment, Kawaki suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Do you mean my underwear? Do you also like to wear boxer shorts? ! It's really incredible. He is an ordinary uncle but likes boxer shorts. It seems that people really can't be judged by their appearances."
Kawaki nodded and continued, "But that really won't do. Of course, I can tell you the address of the shop if you really like it. In fact, it's not a branded store. It's just a normal convenience store. Wait a minute; I should still have the invoice for buying things last time. There is an address on the invoice."
Seeing that Kawaki was really starting to feel around his body. Then ordinary uncle said angrily, "It's not that at all! And the only thing I like is loincloth! Who would wear that kind of thing!"
"So that's how it is. It's a diaper." Kawaki nodded, "After all, only uncle likes that kind of thing. But isn't it uncomfortable to wear it? Is there no sense of incongruity between the thighs? More importantly... wouldn't it be too tight and some feces in it stuck when you are holding it in?"
"Hmph," Ordinary uncle had a look of disapproval on his face, "What does a little brat know? This is the most traditional attire."
"So that's how it is. It's just a tradition." Kawaki nodded and then analyzed, "Because you want to keep the tradition, it doesn't matter if it stuck with some feces. Is that what you mean?"
"Data recorded: [Ordinary uncles like to wear loincloths, which are easy to stick feces]" The pink-haired girl said.
"There's no need to record this kind of data! And that's not what I'm talking about at all! What exactly did you hear?" Ordinary uncle said angrily.
"The data is deleted."
"Your maid has quite the character." Kawaki smiled and said, "But didn't you just say that you wanted to keep the tradition? Then why do you still want a maid? Speaking of which, a maid outfit is also a tradition?"
"It's none of your business!"
"I see. I understand." Kawaki had a flash of inspiration, "Ordinary uncle likes maids, so it's the so-called maid fetish. Originally, I thought only young people would like them. I didn't expect that even an ordinary uncle would like them. It seems that Tsukki opening that kind of shop was right~"
"Data recorded: [Ordinary uncles has maid fetish]," The pink-haired girl said.
"There is no need to record this kind of data!" Ordinary uncle shouted, "And now is not the time to talk about this! We should grab back Fuyo No.0!"
As he spoke, ordinary uncle looked at Kawaki once more, "Be smart and quickly hand over Fuyo No.0. Otherwise... we won't be polite."
"So, what exactly is that Fuyo No.0?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.
"Are you pretending to be stupid or really stupid?!" Ordinary uncle scolded, "The Fuyo No.0 is referring to the head on your leg, bastard!"
"Huh?! Really?!" Kawaki was shocked and then looked at Tama on his leg, "I didn't expect you to have such a name! But then again, why is it called Fuyo No.0?"
"Because... I was the first one to be made." Tama explained.