Chapter 219: The So-Called Shogun... Is Actually an Ordinary Man

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Chapter 219: The So-Called Shogun... Is Actually an Ordinary Man

After saying that, the Shinsengumi's group left in an orderly manner.

"Gin-san, did you hear "my lord" just now?" Shinpachi asked Gintoki in a low voice with an expressionless face.

"I heard it," Gintoki waved his hand, his face unconcerned, "After all, this young man is with Kawaki. Although Kawaki looks like a fool, no matter what, he can't drink with Shogun in the bar, right? You should know that that fool was also a Jouishishi. Have you ever seen Jouishishi drinking with the Shogun in the world? It was impossible."

"That makes sense." Shinpachi smiled awkwardly, "No matter what, it is impossible for Kawaki-san to know the Shogun."

Gintoki nodded.

"No! This is not the worst!" Shinpachi finally reacted. Looking at Kawaki, who was constantly glancing at them, he whispered, "Isn't Kawaki-san the worst?! If we are recognized by Kawaki-san... it will be very embarrassing!"

"You can rest assured about this." Gintoki crossed his arms and said casually, "That idiot definitely won't recognize it! Because... he is a big idiot."

"I feel that your words are very rude..." Shinpachi muttered.

...

On the booth, Kawaki and Shige Shige sat together. Shige Shige was expressionless, but anyone could see that he was nervous. Kawaki, who was at the side, was also holding his hands and frowning. No one knew what he was thinking.

"Kawaki-san? What's wrong?" Shige Shige looked at Kawaki and asked.

"Ah!" Only then did Kawaki come back to his senses. He glanced at the surrounding cabaret hostesses and propped up his chin as he muttered, "It always feels familiar with the ladies here, and..."

"And?"

"Ah, I always feel that there is something wrong with their Oppai aura..." Kawaki nodded and continued.

Shinpachi: Gin-san, this person has started again...

Gintoki: Yes...

"Oppai aura?" Shige Shige was puzzled, "The so-called Oppai means?"

"Oppai aura!" Kawaki nodded and continued, "Although there seem to be six ladies here, I don't know if it is my illusion, but I only felt two Oppai auras... The rest..."

Before he could finish, Otae smiled and elbowed Kawaki in the face. She then said with a fake smile, "What did you mean by that?"

"Ah, maybe I felt wrong..." Kawaki said, covering his nose that was bleeding.

Gintoki/ Shinpachi: Serves you right!

"How loathsome, to actually have a nosebleed because of the other people~." Otae covered her mouth and said with a blushing face.

"That..." Kawaki raised his hand and shouted, "Waiter-san! Please replace this one for me!"

"I'm really sorry," Otae, who had veins popping out but still had a smile on her face, once again gave Kawaki an elbow strike. However, this time, it actually hit Kawaki in the stomach, "Today, there are only these young ladies here~ Even the store manager is not here~ Otherwise, do you think you can be allowed to enter this store? Blacklist-san?"

"What did you say!" Shinpachi instantly exploded, "Don't look down on braids! Although it looks rustic and inconspicuous in class, after polishing, it will become a primitive beauty that emits a dazzling light! ! They are the most popular among men!"

"Huh? Do you think you are Aya-chan?" Kawaki spat in disdain.

(Aya-chan: Tojo Aya in Ichogo 100%.)

Hearing this, Shinpachi couldn't help but want to pick up the bottle on the table and smash it to Kawaki's head, but he was stopped by Gintoki.

"Calm down, Pachie!" Gintoki said quickly, "Even if you have been polished, you're nothing more than a rusted bicycle bell!"

Watching Shinpachi and Gintoki fight, Kawaki couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and snap a few pictures of them.

"What are you doing? Kawaki-san?" Otae was puzzled.

"Ah, I just think that the ugly face of a woman is really interesting. So I want to take a picture and save it." Kawaki explained with a smile.

"Pachie, don't stop me. Let me kill him!" As he spoke, Gintoki directly stood up with the wine bottle in hand.

However... this time, Gintoki was firmly stopped by Shinpachi.

"Calm down! Paako!" Shinpachi whispered into Gintoki's ear, "Kawaki-san is like this! He is a sadist! He is even worse than Okita-san!"

"Tsk!" Gintoki spat and sat down again.

"It's meaningless to drink like this." Looking at Shige Shige, who was about to get drunk, Kawaki smiled and suggested, "Why don't we play a game?"

"Game?" Otae blushed instantly, "Really, Kawaki-san. Our shop is not like Yoshiwara's shop. You must be thinking about erotic things, right?"

"No, I have no interest in you. Please rest assured." Kawaki raised his hand without hesitation.

"What do you mean by not interested?" Otae asked with a smile.

"That means my counting stick doesn't react at all in front of you..." Before Kawaki could finish speaking, Otae had already pressed Kawaki's head on the table, and the entire table was broken into pieces.

After doing all of this, Otae revealed a look of concern. She covered her mouth with one hand and said, "Oh my, I didn't expect Kawaki-san to have such sickness. This sickness can't be neglected~ You have to go to the hospital for a check-up. If it really can't be cured, cut it early."

Kawaki got up, picked up a tissue, and wiped the blood from his forehead. Then he sighed and said earnestly, "I don't care, but this is the first time Sho-chan has come to this kind of place. At least he should have fun, right?"

"That makes sense." Gintoki quickly nodded and agreed, "At least let Sho-chan have fun!"

"En!" Shinpachi also nodded, "That makes sense. You should satisfy the guests who came here for the first time. Sho-chan, do you want to play games?"

"Can I?" Shige Shige asked, a little embarrassed.

"Of course! Tonight, you can play any game you want!" Gintoki quickly replied, "Even the R18 game can be done!"

Hearing this, blood gushed out from Shige Shige's nose.

"Gin-san, the Shogun seems to be looking forward to it too much..." Shinpachi complained in a low voice.