Chapter 288: Sympathy Is the Cheapest Thing in This World!

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Chapter 288: Sympathy Is the Cheapest Thing in This World!

One day, the Edo Police Department Building.

"Although I want my lovely children to experience the world, this kind of thing is absolutely not allowed as a father. It is not allowed." Matsudaira, who was looking in a certain direction through the sniper rifle scope, murmured. His eyes showed a trace of killing intent through the sunglasses, "How can you breathe the same air as those guys who are worse than cockroaches? Hey, Toshi, come and help me. Set up your gun."

At the end of Matsudaira's line of sight were the three boys in a convenience store staff uniform who were happily talking with his daughter.

"Only a ghost would come!" Toshiro, dressed in casual clothes, stood in front of Sogo and Kondo, who were also dressed in casual clothes, and shouted at Matsudaira's back, "Isn't this the same as before?! This time the target is your daughter's working colleague?"

"Not a colleague!" Matsudaira turned his head and corrected him with a serious face, "Dad will never approve of that kind of disgusting thing!"

"Yes, yes, parents will never recognize that kind of scum." Kawaki nodded in agreement and then looked at Matsudaira, "Um, Uncle, how about I help you?"

"Then I'll have to trouble you, little brother," Matsudaira replied.

"Wait a minute!" Toshiro quickly stopped him, then pointed at Kawaki and scolded, "Why are you here? It has nothing to do with you, right? Why are you here?"

"You are still as heartless as ever~V-shaped bangs" Kawaki frowned and shrugged, "Tsukki scolded me and said that I occasionally needed to go out for a walk. Immediately afterward, I received a message from Sogo-kun inviting me to a party~."

"Hey, Sogo, why did you call this annoying fellow here? Is it not troublesome enough?" Toshiro looked at Sogo and shouted. Then he sighed and looked at Matsudaira again, "What are you jealous about? We skipped work to stop your daughter's colleague from pestering her?"

"No, I'm going back." Toshiro turned directly.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Matsudaira quickly shouted and then turned his head at Toshiro to correct him, "When did I ask you to do that kind of thing? I just want to wipe out those boys!"

"Why would you do that kind of thing?!" Toshiro shouted, and then his tone changed, earnestly advising, "Moreover, it's hard to guarantee that the result will improve the relationship between your daughter and her boyfriend like last time. Take a hundred steps back; this time, it can't even be considered a date, right? It's just being pursued, right?"

"It's more terrifying to be pursued! Strike first to gain the upper hand. Get rid of them first before it becomes official!" As he spoke, Matsudaira looked at Kawaki, who was at the side, "Little brother, where's that little brat from last time? Did he not come?"

"Ah, you mean Seita..." Kawaki smiled, "Because he has to go to school, he said he has no time. But he himself is very regretful that he can't help uncle."

"Is that so? Well, there is no other way. We can only go up like this!" As he spoke, Matsudaira's face once again revealed a bit of killing intent, "I am responsible for the one on the left; Toshiro, you are responsible for the other two; little brother, you are responsible for their [Bleep]!"

"You are too scary!" Toshiro shouted, "How did you use that expression to say such a terrible sentence?! Are you a psycho killer?!"

"No, this is the real thought of a parent," Kawaki retorted, "When a child grows up, let her choose the life she wants? No, no, no, no matter how old the child is, she is still just a child! It is easy to be taken off track by bad men outside. So, only we parents can remedy it in time before that!"

"That's right!" Kondo echoed, "I think so too! I will do the same when Miss Otae and I have a daughter in the future! Boyfriend? All of you go to hell! Father being the boyfriend is enough! Pops, let's go!"

"Shut up! What you said is impossible to happen! You gorilla stalker!" Toshiro shouted, then he looked at the livid Matsudaira again and sighed softly to persuade him, "All in all, the goal is to make those boys give up, right? As long as I make a move, I can easily take care of them."

"Oh~It seems that you are quite confident." Matsudaira stood up and turned to face Toshiro, "Since you have already said this, Toshi, I will let you try."

"Uncle, you can't believe this kind of person." Sogo advised, "In the amusement park before, didn't this guy betray us without any hesitation at the last moment? If you ask me, give the three enemas first and then make them release a big in one go. "

"But, Kuriko is a girl who "even if her boyfriend released big in front of her, she would still like him." Why would you attack like this, Toshi?" Kondo said.

"And it's too much trouble, right? Isn't the police tight on time? Isn't it better to kill it directly? It also saves time. " Kawaki frowned and murmured with his chin propped up.

"Wait... wait a minute," Matsudaira stopped him and then stared into Toshiro's eyes, "Since Toshi has already said this, it's good for him to pay back the debt from last time at the amusement park. Hey, Toshi, can you do it for me? You can definitely do it for me, right? I'm looking forward to it."

...

Kawaki and the others, standing on the roof, watched Toshiro walk step by step toward the convenience store.

"Speaking of which, boss, do you really have nothing to do today?" Sogo asked in a bored voice.

"Ah, Tsukki said don't go back until evening." Kawaki casually replied, but then he thought of something, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved up, "Did Sogo-kun think of some fun "Game" again?"

"Ah, although it is not a fun game, it can also add some seasoning to such a boring day." After saying that, Sogo showed a sly smile on his face.

"I see. I understand. Then, let's start." Kawaki also showed a sly smile on his face.

"Well, uncle," Sogo said, raising his hand, "There are three people on the other side. Isn't it too risky for the deputy chief to go alone? I apply to join the deputy chief team."

"Me too," Kawaki seconded.