Chapter 296: Although I Don’t Know What Title to Write, but I Have to Write Something...

Chapter 296: Although I Don’t Know What Title to Write, but I Have to Write Something...

"Isn't it better to be mistaken for a handsome guy?" After a yawn, Gintoki continued nonchalantly, "We didn't say a single lie. Even if the other party misunderstood, it doesn't concern us."

"Anyone would misunderstand this kind of thing!" Shinpachi said in a hurry.

"Don't worry about it. Can't you just treat it as the kind of [guess that is me] game?" Kawaki frowned and spread out his hands, throwing out an indifferent tone, "It's just like the photos of the girl with her friend you just met in the chat software and then asked you [guess which one is me] is almost the same."

"It's completely different!" Shinpachi shouted, "Speaking of which, we were not playing this kind of game at all! And with such a poor photo, how can I ask that question!"

After ignoring Shinpachi's words, Gintoki sat up and muttered, "But no matter what, receiving a reply means that the first level has finally broken through..."

But before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was interrupted by Kondo, who was under the wooden floor.

"You're too naive. The first stage? You're still far from it." Kondo poked his head out. He did not notice that the atmosphere had quietly changed because of his appearance. He crossed his arms and continued, "You haven't even touched the door."

"I don't want to be lectured by someone who doesn't even know how to enter properly!" As he shouted, Shinpachi jumped directly into Kondo's face. The ground around Kondo shattered.

"There's no need to say anything, Shinpachi-kun," Kondo continued as if nothing had happened, "I have a rough understanding of what happened in the past few days."

"How did you know?!" Shinpachi moved his foot away, pointed at Kondo, and shouted, "Okita-san came here to look for you! When did you start hiding there?!"

"Since it's a matter of love, why don't you discuss it with me, who is called a love expert?" Kondo asked in a serious manner.

"You are a stalker expert, right? I have never seen such a love expert covered in dirt!" Shinpachi retorted loudly.

However, Kondo was not affected by Shinpachi's words at all. He replied with a confident look, "That's right! You can't give up even if you have to be covered in dirt!"

"Give up! I beg you! Please give up!" Shinpachi held his head and begged.

"Letters, how nostalgic..." Kondo sat up and chuckled, a hint of nostalgia appearing on his face, "I used to correspond a lot. I'd get so nervous each time a letter came. I can't remember how many times I went to make payments."

Looking at Kondo reminiscing his past, everyone was speechless.

"That wasn't correspondence! Those were bills for the crap you signed up for!" Shinpachi couldn't help but complain.

"Was not! I remember it in my heart!" Kondo retorted without thinking.

"So you did go on an adult site?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Oh!" Shinpachi exclaimed with his eyes wide open.

"The meaning is the same as before, but the impression it gives is completely different," Gintoki muttered his analysis.

Kawaki, on the other hand, narrowed his eyes, a little speechless.

At this time, Kondo crossed his arms and snorted. He then said, "There's still more to learn. [MY dream is to revive my family's sword dojo. My sister has been doing her best to support me and my dream. My sister is a fine woman, beautiful, gentle, and if I were to marry, she's the kind of woman I'd like to find. Lately, her beauty shines even more, and even I, her younger brother, am dazzled by it. In a word, her beauty is like a single flower. So delicate, it's as though it would fall if touched, but at the same time, it has strength that makes it unbreakable. What is even more amazing is that even with all that beauty, she remains down-to-earth. Her spirit remains pure and glows like the morning sun. Is this a miracle? No, it is not. It is she herself that is the miracle. And this beauty that we behold is a petite miracle, which was borne from the miracle that she is. And even more amazing, my sister...]"

"It's too long!!" Shinpachi finally interrupted Kondo, his veins popping out as he shouted, "Must you go on and on and on about my sister? As her bother, it makes me wanna puke! You said to change the point of view, but now it's all your point of view!"

As he spoke, Shinpachi's tone changed, and he continued, "Indeed, my sister's existence is indispensable in what I want to write. But you have to make it more concise, or it loses its purpose!"

"Is that so..." Kondo crossed his arms and pondered for a moment, then nodded and said, "There's no other way, then I will summarize it in one line with tears in my eyes."

As he spoke, Kondo closed his eyes and raised his head. After a few seconds, he continued, "[She turns me on.]"

"What kind of brother is that?!" Shinpachi cried out with veins in his arms, "As I said, it's all your feelings! By the way, is that all you feel?!"

"Mm~Please don't tell your sister~," Kondo said with a red face.

"As if I could!!!"

"Forget it; let's omit the matter about your sister first," Gintoki said at this time, "Even if I tell other girls about my sister, it won't do me any good. Anyway, she will become my sister-in-law in the end."

As he spoke, Gintoki raised his index finger, "Remove all the bad keywords and just write out the good places. For example... [Under the guidance of a samurai named Gin-san, I get turned on every day and night.]"

"Oh, as expected of Gintoki. It feels much cleaner." Kawaki praised.

"There is no difference at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "Get rid of the turns on for me! Isn't the worst keyword still there?! What is that turned on day and night?! It's as if I'm turn on all year round!"

"Then I'll change it to [only turn on during the weekend.]" Gintoki replied.

"Don't change it to the weekend. Just get rid of the turns on for me!"

Kawaki extended an index finger and suggested, "Why don't you let me try?"

"Please, Kawaki-san. You have to get rid of the turns on!" Shinpachi begged, "If it were Kawaki-san, who is popular with girls, he would definitely come up with some good ideas! Please!"

Hearing this, Kawaki chuckled, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly...