Chapter 303: Professional Problems Should Be Solved by Professionals!

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Chapter 303: Professional Problems Should Be Solved by Professionals!

"Be humble, old man." Kawaki shrugged and complained, "You weren't like this when you were young, right? Why did you become like this now?"

"Hurry up and think about it!" Kagura said angrily, "That pure history-aru! Back to the time when you were young and full of youth! Only then will your wife's mind change!" Rread latest chapters at novelhall.com

"Yes, yes." Otose nodded as well.

"What... what should I do?" Old man Kitagawa asked doubtfully.

"Don't worry! Although I don't know what the relationship between this old man and the old woman is like. If it is the love of that period of youthful years, I know it very well!" Kagura patted her chest with confidence, "Don't underestimate me, who is chasing bubble love dramas every day!"

"No, your experience is completely useless," Kawaki said expressionlessly. Then, he looked at Old man Kitagawa again and said with a smile, "Do you still remember? When you first dated, the first time you confessed! The current you need to find that feeling! The feeling of blushing and your heart beat with just a slight touch! The feeling of the sky spinning when you look at each other!"

"Eh?" Old man Kitagawa quickly waved his hand, "No, no, I have long forgotten about the first date. I have long forgotten about it."

"That's why men are forgetful." Otose gently puffed out a cigarette, "If it's a woman, she will definitely remember it very clearly."

"Don't worry," Kawaki chuckled and took out his phone, "I can invite you a genuine innocent virgin man to teach you."

Therefore, ten minutes later, Yamazaki, who had been assigned a special task by Sogo, came to the Otose store.

"Your task today is to let this old man regain the feeling of youth, which is to say, it is still the feeling of being a virgin!" Kawaki patted Yamazaki's shoulder, which was frozen in place and had not reacted yet.

"Eh? Wait... Eh?!" Yamazaki, who obviously hadn't figured out the situation yet, held his head in a frenzy, "Wait a minute! Didn't Captain Okita say that it was an emergency mission?! Why is it such an unclear mission?! Boss, tell me what the situation is now!"

"Ah, didn't I tell you everything just now?" Kawaki was puzzled, and then pointed at Old man Kitagawa again, "That means today you're going to make him a virgin again!"

"I don't understand at all! s it body modification?!" Yamazaki was a little crazy, "Speaking of which, the police also have a lot of work to do. Boss, don't make things difficult for me."

"Ah, don't worry about that. I've already made a deal with your boss," Kawaki took out his phone and said, "Look, that uncle has agreed."

Looking at the message sent by Matsudaira on Kawaki's mobile phone, [Virgin or something, just tell Kondo and the others about it. Use it casually! If you accidentally kill it, it doesn't matter! This Uncle is fighting in the wine house, so I won't talk much!] Yamazaki was speechless.

"No way! Why did he say it so casually!" Yamazaki was frantic, "Is my life so worthless?! What is going on in that uncle's head!!"

"It's okay, this time it will be a foreign assignment, and there is absolutely no danger, just trained this old man to be a virgin!" Kawaki comforted.

"Boss, can I choose to refuse?" Yamazaki asked weakly.

"That uncle said that it doesn't matter if he is killed." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Yamazaki, "... "

"No need! Why do you have to do this kind of indifferent training!" Yamazaki complained crazily.

"I'm going..." Looking at the encouraging gazes of Kawaki and Kagura, Old man Kitagawa leaned on his walking stick and slowly walked toward the convenience store.

"Hey! He really went!" Yamazaki was in a bad mood.

On the other side, Old man Kitagawa slowly walked into the convenience store and walked directly to the bookshelf. He glanced at the adult magazines on the shelves and picked up a magazine [Charming Mature/Female] with a mosaic on it. He walked slowly to the counter and followed the back row of the crowd.

"Cherryzaki-kun, have you noticed any problems?" Kawaki looked at Yamazaki with a serious expression, "That old man really has a serious problem."

"Indeed, it doesn't look like a virgin at all." Yamazaki nodded and analyzed, "Virgins don't buy adult magazines like that!"

"As expected of the real virgin, he could tell the problem at a glance," Kawaki nodded and praised, "Then, when he comes out, I will ask you to demonstrate the correct approach! Please!"

"Eh?!" Yamazaki couldn't help but take a step back. He wanted to refuse, but when he saw Kawaki's trusting gaze, he could only swallow the words of refusal. He scratched his head and said, "No... no choice. Then I can only come. After all, as a policeman, I should also pay attention to people's daily lives..."

"Be more confident, Cheeryzaki-kun." Kawaki smiled, "In this field, you are the well-deserved [protagonist] of this work."

"Pro... Protagonist?!" Yamazaki pointed at himself in disbelief, his tongue tied, "Really?! Is my character really that prominent?!"

"Of course!" Kawaki replied without thinking, and silently added the latter half of the sentence in his heart: [Although it is the field of virginity... ]

"Alright! Now I can only be more energetic!" Yamazaki clenched his fists and said enthusiastically.

At this time, Old man Kitagawa took the adult magazine to the counter, pay the bill, and slowly walked out.

Before Old man Kitagawa approached, Yamazaki rushed forward and stood in front of Old man Kitagawa. He criticized with blackface, "Wrong! There was something wrong with what you did just now! It was completely different from a virgin! This is not a virgin's way of buying!"

"Eh? Is that so?" Old man Kitagawa was surprised.

"Of course! What you did has nothing to do with virgin at all!" Yamazaki said with a serious face, "First of all! Why do you have to line up in front of the young girl's cashier?! No! As a virgin, our virgin's ally is the uncle's cashier!"

"Second! When you take out an adult magazine, you have to use a normal magazine to cover the cover!"

"Third! After buying, you must stuff it into your clothes! Try to secretly bring it out! These are all basic!"

After hearing Yamazaki's words, Old man Kitagawa muttered in disbelief, "Are... Are there still so many requirements?! It really isn't easy to be a virgin..."

"By the way, if it were me, I would put it in the basket and pretend that I took it by mistake and put it in by accident." Yamazaki said earnestly, "There are too many places you need to reform! Cherrygawa"

"I understand! Master! I will work hard!" Old man Kitagawa bowed.