Chapter 347: Merry Christmas!

Chapter 347: Merry Christmas!

Yoshiwara.

"All the readers in front of the screen, I'm really sorry today!" xn

"Wait a minute, Brother Kawaki. Why are we apologizing today?" Seita raised his head and asked in confusion.

"That's because something like [Broadcast Accident] happened." Kawaki raised his head, cupped his hands, and slowly explained.

"Broadcast Accident? What kind of broadcast accident?"

"To use a simple analogy, it's like Naruto suddenly can't feel Chakra, Son Goku suddenly can't feel Qi, ramen lacks barbecue, milk tea lacks pearls..."

"Wait a minute!" Without waiting for Kawaki to finish, Seita quickly interrupted, "Although the first two are not very understandable, I still think it's a bit serious, but isn't the latter analogy a bit too perfunctory? It doesn't matter at all!"

"No, ramen lacking barbecue and milk tea lacking pearls are more serious than the other two situations." Kawaki looked very serious.

"I don't understand it at all!" Seita shouted, "Then what should we do about today's broadcast? It has already begun!"

"There's no other way. Let's use the general episode or something to fool them today." Kawaki waved his hand and said indifferently, "Just use [Kawaki's Top Ten Classic Lines], [Kawaki's Top Ten Handsome Battlescene], or something to fool them."

"How could that thing happen?!" Seita shouted, but then he suddenly thought of something. He stretched out his index finger and suggested excitedly, "Then, why don't you use [Seita-kun's Handsome Moment]?"

"Yes!" Kawaki suddenly knocked with his hand, and then took out a diary from nowhere and directly opened a page, "Today, use the diary that we have not finished reading last time. We don't have to worry about today's broadcast with that."

"Wait a minute!" Seita grabbed his diary and shouted with a blushing face, "Why do you have to use this method this time?! I was severely criticized by my mother last time!"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if I don't have it." Kawaki shrugged indifferently, "Anyway, I have already flipped through it several times. I have also memorized the general contents. "Maybe a Fake Gintama" Special Episode: Seita's Disgusting Diary Disclosure! Start! December 11th, sunny day. Today..."

"Shut up!" Seita quickly rushed forward and covered Kawaki's mouth. He shouted with a red face, "I beg you! Can you stop playing this kind of plot?!"

"But, what should I say for today's broadcast?" Kawaki pulled away Seita's little hand and sighed with resentment.

"Then you don't have to disclose my diary! Children have privacy!"

"You're so long-winded. Even if I don't read it out, everyone can basically guess it." Kawaki waved his hand and said impatiently, "The diary of a little brat who entered puberty is basically filled with such disgusting content."

"No! It's friendship, hard work, and victory! It's a boy's dream!"

"Speaking of which, Urara-chan or Oda-chan, which one do you prefer?" Kawaki suddenly asked.

"Of course..." Seita blurted out without the slightest hesitation. However, he immediately reacted and covered his mouth, "Foul! It's a foul to suddenly ask such a question!"

"Look, it's all exposed after a little test," Kawaki pointed at Seita and said with a mocking expression, "It's more reasonable to say that you exposed yourself. You have exposed all the disgusting thoughts in your heart!"

"How could there be such a thing?" Kawaki waved his hand and sneered, "Do you think I will leave such a shameful thing behind like you?"

"Hey! Bastard ponytail man!"

"Seita, there's nothing we can do about it. If we hold on for a little longer, the broadcast will be over. If we read one more, it will be over." Kawaki waved his hand and said impatiently.

"Before it ends, I will be the first character to die because of shame and anger!" Seita shouted loudly with veins popping out, "And isn't today's title Merry Christmas?! No matter how you look at it, today's content has nothing to do with the title at all!"

"Isn't this normal? It's better to say that the title has nothing to do with the content. This is the characteristic of our work." Kawaki replied, "If the title matches the content, is there any need for us to continue this work? No, right?"

"At least point out the main topic, bastard!" Seita shouted while panting, "Because it's Christmas! At least we have to add a little more content for Christmas!"

"Seita-kun, although our world is Christmas, it is not the case for the readers," Kawaki retorted casually, "Even the readers would not bother to read an article without a sense of immersion."

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, there was a sudden burst of footsteps from far to near the door of Kawaki's room. The floor of the room shook because of the footsteps.

"Is there an earthquake?!" Kawaki said in horror.

"Kawaki-sama!" A group of Hyakka members pulled open the door of Kawaki's room and rushed in, pouncing straight at Kawaki.

"'Merry Christmas'!" N

"Look, look. The title is still mentioned here." Kawaki, who was surrounded by a group of Hyakka sisters, raised his hand and waved at Seita, "Isn't this enough?"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he was torn apart by a group of Hyakka sisters.

"Kawaki-sama, is there anything you want for Christmas? I've been preparing for a long time~ It smells delicious~"

"Shut up! Why would Kawaki-sama spend Christmas with a woman like you? It should be me!"

"You are dreaming! Ugly monster! It should be me! I have already booked a restaurant and a love hotel!"

"What are you dreaming about? There is no need for a love hotel at all!"

...

Looking at the group of Hyakka sisters who refused to give in and then looking at Kawaki who was about to be torn to pieces, Seita lowered his head and walked to the door expressionlessly.

At the same time, Tsukuyo pushed Hinowa out of Kawaki's room, completely ignoring Kawaki who was constantly screaming...

"Mom, Sister Tsukuyo, Merry Christmas!" Seita stood outside Kawaki's door and looked at Tsukuyo and Hinowa, revealing a big smile.

"Same to you, Seita. Merry Christmas!"