Chapter 349: Idiots Are Generally Harmless!

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Chapter 349: Idiots Are Generally Harmless!

Tsukuyo could not hold back and secretly threw two kunai at Kawaki's forehead.

"I heard the sound of squirting blood." Kamui continued, "Sir, you have to pay attention to your body. It's a heavy burden on your body to squirt something so casually in this situation."

Kawaki pulled out the kunai on his forehead expressionlessly and looked up at Tsukuyo with a ferocious face, 'What the hell!'

'Will there be people who fall asleep at such a critical moment Are you an idiot? Absolutely an idiot!' Tsukuyo stared fiercely at Kawaki.

'I have no choice! After playing games for two days in a row, I am also very sleepy!'

"What's wrong? You can't even hold the pen?" Kamui continued.

[Oh? So you've learned the taste of things other than food since I've last seen you? As expected of ZZZ...]

"So what exactly does ZZZ mean?" Kamui asked again with a smile.

'Why did you fall asleep again? Bastard!!' Looking at Kawaki who had started to snore again, Tsukuyo was in a bad mood.

[ZZZ is ZZZZ...]

"So that's how it is. So that's how it is. I understand." Kamui nodded with a smile.

'He fooled him!' Only then did Tsukuyo heave a sigh of relief, 'Although I don't know why he can understand it, we managed to fool him.'

"Actually, I came here today for a very important reason. That is..."

Before Kamui could finish his words, he had already disappeared from his original spot. In the next moment, he appeared in front of the screen in an instant. Even Tsukuyo could not react in time. Ne/w novel chapters are published at novelhall.com

"Wait..." Tsukuyo was just about to open her mouth to stop him, but it was already too late.

She saw Kamui tear off the screen and not even look at the person behind the screen, he punch and kick Kawaki.

"What are you doing here? Stupid uncle."

"Hmph, looks like I've been exposed." Kawaki grabbed Kamui's leg and fist at the same time. Then, he raised his head and looked at Kamui with a smile, "It seems that you have made some progress. At least this time, you know that you will have to make a move, Nobita."

"In my opinion, you haven't made any progress in remembering other people's names correctly," Kamui said with a smile.

"Really? But I remember saying that before giving your name, you should first learn common etiquette, right?" As he spoke, Kawaki released Kamui. At the same time, he motioned for the two Hyakka sisters beside him to leave. Then, he stood up from the ground. "It's not polite to act like this in front of elders, Nobita."

"But on a certain planet, they really show their respect to their elders like this." Kamui turned around slightly once again. His right leg forcefully swung out a whip kick. At the same time, his right hand poked at Kawaki's eyes.

"So didn't I say it already? It's common etiquette, and the etiquette on the wild planet is not real etiquette."

At the same time as he spoke, Kawaki finally moved...

Boom!!

Kamui was directly sent flying, and his whole body smashed into the wall shattering it.

After a simple introduction, Kawaki very naturally invited the two of them for dinner.

Looking at the miserable appearance of his division captain, Abuto was very smart and did not ask anything more. After all, if even Kamui was not his opponent, then it would be the same if he went up.

"You are the vice-captain?" Kawaki looked at Abuto in disbelief.

"Ah, yes." The corners of Abuto's mouth curled into a forced smile.

"It looks so dirty. How long has it been since that person took a bath? His beard and hair haven't been trimmed for a long time, right? It's so dirty. It looks like there are lice," Kawaki leaned close to Kamui's ear and whispered, "Don't tell me you learned from him, and also don't take a bath? That's not okay, you must take a bath every day."

The expression on Abuto's face instantly froze.

"There is also that Ungyou, who has a very strange hairstyle. It's obvious no matter who looks at it that he is bald, but he still pretends to have a braid. He must be the kind of person who is unwilling to accept reality. This kind of person is very bad." Kawaki continued, "Nobita, you can't learn from that kind of person. Although you inherited that baldy blood and 99% you will lose your hair in the future, at that time, just honestly accept the reality."

Ungyou's expression... Ah, there was no difference in whether this person's expression froze or not.

"Well, although it is unnecessary to say this now, I want to know where Sir Housen is..." Abuto smiled awkwardly and asked.

"Abuto, there is no need to ask such a boring thing." Kamui smiled and looked at Abuto, "That kind of old man doesn't matter anymore. Also, starting today, please take a bath every day and regularly clean your beard and hair."

"Captain, I usually pay attention to personal hygiene!" Abuto retorted, "This is just style! It's just style!"

"Ungyou, learn to accept reality." Kamui looked at Ungyou and said with a smile, "If you can do this, maybe you can surpass that baldy. I heard that the baldy is still unwilling to accept the fact that he is bald now."

When Ungyou heard this, he felt that as long as he accepted the reality that he was bald, there was hope to catch up with Umibouzu! He immediately reached out and pulled off his braid.

"Wait! Ungyou! Don't force yourself! You can't do that kind of thing! Even if you pull off your braid, you can't become like Umibouzu!" Abuto hurriedly stopped him.

"It's baldy." Kawaki and Kamui narrowed their eyes and smiled at the same time.

"Isn't the synchronization rate a bit too high?" Abuto retorted

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"Then, what are you doing here in Yoshiwara?" Kawaki glanced at Abuto, "If I guessed correctly, Harusame should have known long ago that Housen is gone. Harusame, who has been inactive for a long time, has suddenly sent the strongest Seventh Division. Is it because they want to avenge what happened back then?"

"No, no, no," Abuto hurriedly waved his hand and said with a wry smile, "It's just to confirm the condition of Old Man Housen. Since he is not here, it's fine."

'Danger! Danger! This man gave off a feeling of danger! He was several times more terrifying than Old Man Housen!'

With just a casual glance, Abuto's heart skipped a beat. All the hair on his body stood on end.

"I see..." Kawaki scratched the back of his head and then looked at Tsukuyo, "Look, it's not a big deal. Tsukki, you are too nervous."

Tsukuyo, "..."

"Speaking of which, Nobita, there is something I want to tell you, but I am too tired today. Let's talk about it tomorrow." After saying that, Kawaki yawned and directly got up. He turned around and left without thinking.

But at this moment, Kamui suddenly rushed toward Kawaki...