Chapter 382: Find Your Character Role!

Chapter 382: Find Your Character Role!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 382 Find Your Character Role!

"What are you talking about?" Otsuu asked with a smile.

"That... Actually, I..." Kawaki sorted out his expression and revealed a tender expression, "Actually, I don't know anything about you, but..." What does that matter? What I like is only your face. In my eyes, there is only your face. The only thing that attracted me here to participate in the competition was your face! That's right! I am such a superficial man! So, can I slowly understand everything about you in the future?"

"Don't believe him! Otsuu-chan!" Shinpachi quickly reminded, "This man is lying! Don't be blinded by his expression! The only thing he likes is Oppai! And he has no interest in your chest, which looks perfect to me! Absolutely don't be fooled, Otsuu-chan! And he did not participate in the competition for you! It is for the game in the luxury prize! He's a real game OTAKU!"

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Although I don't know what happened, there is no doubt that Kawaki-san from Yoshiwara's team escaped! Because of Kawaki-san's affectionate confession, he escaped punishment!" The host said, "By the way, I would like to remind the rest of the contestants that women like men to praise them for their good looks! Even Otsuu-chan is not an exception! This kind of seemingly scum speech can also move women!"

'You guys are too inexperienced...' Kawaki laughed evilly in his mind, 'A bunch of virgin OTAKU, you guys are not on the same level as me! You should give up and go home to sleep as soon as possible!'

'Sh*t! I almost forgot!' Shinpachi thought fiercely, 'I almost forgot what the host said just now! In this match, Otsuu-chan is everything! As long as Otsuu-chan is happy, everything else doesn't matter! Answer the question correctly? That kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The important thing is to make Otsuu-chan happy!'

At the same time, Toshiro also thought of this.

'Hurry up and notice this!' Toshiro and Shinpachi looked at the members of their teams who were still on the slide at the same time, 'If didn't notice this, it was absolutely impossible to win against that man! Please! Kondo-san/Kagura-chan!'

"Then start the second question!" The host had just finished speaking when the answer button was pressed down.

'You clearly don't know anything yet you pressed it so quickly!' Shinpachi instantly widened his eyes.

'Who? Who is it?!'

"Taka-tin from the Imperial Guards, please answer!" The host looked at Taka-tin.

'Wait! Why is it you?!' Shinpachi was in a bad mood, 'You are the one who is least likely to know, right?! Even if you use words of praise to fool someone, is your Japanese really fluent?! By the way, who the hell are you?!'

'Won...' Kawaki chuckled, 'In this case, even if you want to copy my answer, it is useless! Recently, I have been secretly working part-time in a Host Club. I am not on the same level as you!'

"Oh... please wait a moment..." Taka-tin held his forehead with one hand and frowned. After pondering for a moment, he said in less fluent Japanese, "Sorry, can I go take a piss(Kadomatsu mark the way to hell)?"

(Note: Refers to rare proverb meaning "When you see Kadomatsu(gate pines) in New Years, it means you're a year older.)

'Is it just a small matter?!' Shinpachi instantly fell to the ground, 'You press the button on purpose just to say this? And how come your Otsuu-chan suffix sounded perfectly fluent when the rest was shaky?! That was a phrase most Japanese people don't even know!!'

"Calm down, Shinpachi," Gintoki, who had already drunk one-third of the strawberry milk in the pool, rubbed his big belly and floated in the pool. He looked at the glasses in his hand and comforted, "You should accept this kind of role, right? Men, sometimes have to accept this cruel reality to continue walking with their heads held high!"

"Look here and tell me!! And I don't want to hear that kind of comfort at all!" Shinpachi complained frantically, "And when did my character role become eternal virgin?! I've never heard of it at all!"

"Ah, sorry, sorry, I almost forgot," Gintoki quickly changed his words, "It should be the eternal virgin glasses. This is your character role, Shinpachi. I'm really sorry, I forgot the glasses. Ahahaha..."

"Just drown in the strawberry milk!" The furious Shinpachi rushed over and stepped on Gintoki's head, pushing Gintoki's head into the strawberry milk pool...

"Um, Otsuu-chan, how is it? Can Kawaki's words just now be used to avoid punishment?" The host looked at Otsuu and asked.

Otsuu-chan lowered her head, pinched her chin, and thought for a moment. Then, she raised her head and nodded with a smile on her face. She said, "Although the praise just now was the same as the previous one, he made such a vicious oath this time. Therefore, I can barely pass it this time."

"Great!" Kawaki cheered.

"It's so strange! I was clearly the one who was used to swear an oath! I should be the one who suffered the most, right?" Shinpachi refuted in dissatisfaction, "That's why it should give extra points to my team!"

"Well, I understand a little," Kondo nodded and said, "Now, as long as I praise you, Otsuu-chan, will I be able to avoid punishment? Then, I can do it too! Otsuu-chan, you are the most perfect woman in my heart besides Miss Otae!"

Just as he finished speaking, all three of Tsusengumi's slides began to rise. Sogo and Yamazaki only rose one level, but the slide Kondo was on rose several levels, and the entire slide formed a 90-degree angle with the ground!

"Why?! I was clearly speaking the truth!" Kondo held onto the slide and tried his best not to fall down, "Also, Otsuu-chan... Maybe it was just my imagination. I think only my slide tilted particularly large... What is going on?"

Otsuu-chan narrowed her eyes and smiled without saying a word.

"Next is the third question," Ignoring Kondo's dissatisfaction, the host continued, "Let's first look at this video..."

Just as he finished speaking, a scene gradually appeared on the big screen in front of the contestants. It was a building of an appliance mall.

However, just as the building appeared, the sudden ringing of the buzzer rang again. At the same time, the scene that was just about to be played also paused at the same time.

'What the hell?! It clearly hasn't started playing anything yet!' Shinpachi's pupils suddenly shrank, and his eyes widened into shock.

"It's Taka-tin from the Imperial Guards again!" The host shouted.

'Why is it you again?!' Shinpachi was struck by lightning, 'Didn't you want to take piss?! Besides, you didn't watch anything, how are you going to answer?!'

'You have already lost!!' Kawaki chuckled and thought in disdain, 'Miracles won't happen twice in a row!'