Chapter 387: Women Hate Men Who Think About That Stuff Right off the Bat!

Chapter 387: Women Hate Men Who Think About That Stuff Right off the Bat!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 387 Women Hate Men Who Think About That Stuff Right off the Bat!

"No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about how you felt when you were left alone at the hotel entrance." The host asked with some malicious intent, "You were driven to that place just like that, and then you were left alone. What is your mood? Is it disappointment? Is it sadness? You frivolous woman."

"Shut up! Host!"

"How could Otsuu-chan be frivolous?!"

"She's just a bit confused!"

"Next time I hear you say that, I'll really kill you!"

In an instant, the crowd of spectators became angry and shouted.

"Next, it will be Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards and Yoshiwara's team's turn to fight for the final spot to enter the third match!" The host continued to shout, "No matter which team wins or loses, the remaining team will be directly eliminated! Moreover, even if both teams successfully woo Otsuu-chan, the outcome will depend on how Otsuu-chan decides it! It will be very difficult to win without using an outstanding method!"

At this time, Yoshiwara's team led by Kawaki and the Imperial Guards led by Shinpachi stood on both sides of the stage, watching each other silently.

"That... seems a bit scary..." The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he looked at Gintoki who was behind him, "That, Gin-san, look at Kawaki-san's expression. That's a serious look, right? I always feel like I'm being stared at by something incredible..."

"Don't worry, Shinpachi," Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "That guy's head can't think of any good scenes. Basically, he will just seduce you with that face that makes me want to throw up. How can such a plot without any storyline be good?"

"But Gin-san," Shinpachi asked worriedly, "When we were discussing just now, we only focused on translating for Taka-tin, and we didn't discuss it properly at all. What should we do?"

"The key to winning this match is all on how to choose a virtual scenario." Gintoki said with a rare seriousness, "Just leave it to me!"

"Hey, the few of you," Kawaki, who was on the other side of the stage, looked at the three Hyakka sisters who were still whispering in front of him, "Have you really discussed it? Is it really okay? Have you really come up with a good script?"

"It doesn't matter! Trust us! Kawaki-sama!" The three Hyakka sisters said in unison.

"In order to meet Kawaki-sama in one way or another on weekdays."

One of the Hyakka sisters patted her chest and said confidently, "I've studied all the romantic dramas and love comics in detail!"

"Me too!" The other two Hyakka sisters echoed.

"Do you usually use your energy in this kind of place..." Kawaki unconsciously curled the corners of his mouth and silently retorted, "At least use this kind of energy on your work..."

"Don't worry, Kawaki-sama! Girls understand girls better! You don't have to worry about the script we discussed! It definitely won't lose to that naturally wavy hair's script!"

"Ah... I will believe you for the time being..."

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the host announced the start of the second performance.

"So the Terakado Tsuu's Fan Club's romantic play begins now!"

"Gin-san! We can trust you right?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, who was walking toward the backstage, a little worried, "Please give us a really romantic one."

"Yeah, yeah. Romantic, romantic." Gintoki answered casually without turning his head, "I'll give you some romantic-shmantic stuff."

...

"What's with the Gandara Vehotel?" Otsuu narrowed her eyes, turned her head around, and continued with a look of disdain, "Aren't you just thinking about some vulgar things? It's too explicit."

"I didn't think about those things, I didn't think about them at all!" Shinpachi hurriedly explained, "It's Gandara...Vehotel! Vehotel!"

"No, adding a pause doesn't change anything," Otsuu-chan turned her head speechlessly, "I don't like people who think about that stuff right off the bat."

[Wait! Wait! It's wrong! I got the title wrong! It should be like this!]

As soon as the narration finished, the title on the side instantly changed from the Gandara Vehotel to Gandara * Vehotel.

"There is no change at all! You just made it all Hiro Tsunoda-like!" Shinpachi shouted, his veins popping.

(Hiro Tsunoda: A Japanese musician. His name includes a star between "Hiro" and "Tsunoda".)

[No, really. We won't do anything dirty! We absolutely won't!] Gintoki was frantically explaining and pleading, [We'll just be resting a bit. Just going off to save the world! So let's make a little stop and take a little break.]

"Hey---! Narrator!" A few black lines appeared in the corner of Shinpachi's eyes, and he could not help but complain, "You're starting to sound like a pathetic guy who's begging a girl who changed her mind at the entrance!"

[Just need to go in a little! Just a little bit!]

"Don't use such obscene words!!" Shinpachi shouted loudly.

However, Otsuu, who was at the side, still had her arm crossed and looked unhappy. She did not respond to Gintoki's pestering.

[Fine, fine. If you're going to be that way, forget it. I just wanted to save the world. You're just making me feel bad.]

"I say, you... Why do you have so many words?" Shinpachi twitched the corner of his eyes and complained.

[Forget it! Do whatever you want! I didn't expect you to be such a willful girl!]

"You should apologize, chief priest." Kagura leaned behind Otsuu and kindly reminded her, "It can get scary if the Narry gets mad."

However, Otsuu-chan still ignored her and chose to turn her face away.

"Who the hell is Narry?! Don't make it sound like Daddy!" Shinpachi retorted.

"Just apologize," Taka-tin also came behind Otsuu and persuaded her earnestly in his stiff Japanese, "I'll apologize with you. Let's tell Narry we're sorry."

"Why do you sound like the mother?!" Shinpachi crazily retorted.

[Forget it. Just leave her alone, guys. Well, the sun's set already, so we'll just stay at the Gandara Vehotel in Gotanda.]

At this time, the entire scene instantly changed, switching from day to dusk. At the same time, a hotel with neon lights appeared not far away with the words "Gandara Vehotel Gotanda Branch".

"A branch?! By the way, this is Gotanda?!" Shinpachi retorted with all his might.

"Great! I can finally rest-aru!"

"Hehe..."

Seeing this, Kagura and Taka-tin could no longer contain their excitement as they rushed toward the hotel.