Chapter 395: If You Don’t Win by Yourself, It Won’t Have Any Effect at All!

Chapter 395: If You Don’t Win by Yourself, It Won’t Have Any Effect at All!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 395 If You Don't Win by Yourself, It Won't Have Any Effect at All!

'Sh*t!! If this goes on, this kid will definitely enter the finals!' Toshiro thought to himself, 'I was too careless. If only I had predicted this person's plan in advance, it would not have ended in such a tragic form. How could it be fixed?'

'I thought that idiot's head was empty and there was no threat. I didn't expect him to think of such a plan himself... This is really bad.' As he thought, Gintoki glanced at Otsuu, who was holding the microphone, 'A girl at this age will undoubtedly fall directly. I have to think of a way quickly. Otherwise, my bonus...'

Just as Gintoki was racking his brains to think of a way, Otsuu-chan finally announced the results of the second match.

"... The ones who entered the final and will have a decisive battle were Tsusengumi and------ Yoshiwara's team!"

"As expected." Kawaki cupped his hands and smiled with a relaxed expression.

"Gin-san... we... we lost..." Shinpachi lowered his head, unwilling to believe this result.

"I really underestimated that idiot. I didn't expect that his empty head could think of such a plot like the Hotarubi no Mori e." Gintoki looked at Kawaki, who was looking relaxed, and said hatefully.

"Hehe... hehe..." Shinpachi began to doubt his life, "I never thought... I never thought that the Imperial Guards, the only team among the three teams who truly loved Otsuu-chan, would actually lose... Hahahaha..."

"Calm down! Shinpachi!" Gintoki quickly comforted him. Then, he glanced at Kagura and Taka-tin and continued, "The two of you, come and help as well! Shinpachi is dying because he doesn't want to believe in reality! Hurry up!"

"Shinpachi!" Kagura shouted, and then directly kicked Shinpachi in the stomach, sending him flying, "Pull yourself together! How can you still do tasks in Yorozuya if you can't stand this little setback?! Hey----! You good-for-nothing glasses!"

"In this case, Yoshiwara's team will also get one point!" The host announced, "And after two matches, Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards who still have zero points will be eliminated! The final winner will be decided in the final battle!"

As he spoke, the host glanced at Shinpachi, who had fallen to the side and was completely submerged in depression, and Kagura, who was riding on him and punching him one by one, and continued, "What a pity. I thought that the Imperial Guards would definitely move on. After all, as far as I know, Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards' Shimura-san was already a hardcore fan when Otsuu-chan was still performing on the streets. But I didn't expect that they would only get third place in the end. For Shimura-san, he must be unwilling to believe this result..."

"However, the result has already come out. We should face the reality properly and then take away the prize that belongs to third place." As he spoke, the host looked at the script in his hand, "The prize for third place is...a luxury prize containing dozens of collector's edition FPS games..."

"Eh?" Kawaki was instantly stunned, and the expression on his face froze with the host's words. It took a few seconds for him to react, and he shouted loudly, "Wait, wait, wait!"

"What's wrong? Kawaki-san?" The host asked doubtfully.

"Stop joking! Isn't the luxury prize given to the winning team?!" Kawaki shouted.

"Huh? I don't think I've ever said that before, right?" The host continued, "The luxury price was set up to appease the emotions of the losers, which is also the prize for the third place."

"Shinpachi, there's a turning point!" Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "Get up quickly!"

Sensing something, Shinpachi quickly stood up, pushed up his glasses, and pricked up his ears to confirm what was the conversation between Kawaki and the host.

"You should have said this earlier!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and cursed angrily, "What do you think I've been working so hard for all this time, bastard!"

"Eh? Isn't it to become Otsuu-chan's official fan club?" The host asked doubtfully.

"Huh? Do I look like I have a brain problem? I would do this for a flat-chested woman?" Kawaki curled his lips and said with disdain.

"Yes, yes! How can Kawaki-sama work so hard for this kind of woman!" A Hyakka echoed.

"Let her look in the mirror and talk!" Another Hyakka continued.

"Burn your butt hair! Ugly girl!" The remaining Hyakka pointed at Otsuu and shouted.

"Well, I think I was wrong just now." Although she was smiling, several blue veins popped out on her face for no reason. Otsuu-chan then said, "It should be Tsusengumi and the Imperial Guard who entered the final match~"

"Eh?! Does Kawaki-san have that kind of experience" Shinpachi couldn't help but widen his eyes and look at Gintoki in shock.

"I thought you already knew!" Gintoki pretended to say in an exaggerated manner. Then, he raised his index finger and continued, "At that time, when we were fighting Team Jabberwock, weren't we suppressed by that guy named Nash Gold Jr. who had the Belial Eye? In the end, it seems that the two personalities merged into one..."

"Shut up!" Shinpachi quickly interrupted, "That's a plot point from another work you're talking about! Don't play voice actor jokes at this time! Don't talk about Seijuro here!

(Seijuro: Seijuro Akashi, a character in Kuroko no Basket (voiced by: Hiroshi Kamiya), is characterized by having two personalities. In the EXTRA GAME sequel, the two personalities merge into one and help Kuroko and Kagami defeat the famous American street basketball team, Jabberwock.)

"In short, don't think so much about it," Gintoki continued, "Your task is not to cooperate with sending that personality into heaven. What is your real purpose in participating in the competition? Have you forgotten?"

"No!" Shinpachi shook his head, and the depression on his face instantly disappeared. He continued with a face full of sincerity, "I came to protect Otsuu-chan! I came to prevent Otsuu-chan from being tainted by those people who don't love her at all!"

"That's right, let's go."

...

Because Kawaki's Yoshiwara team took too long in the second match, when the host announced the start of the third match, the sky had completely darkened.

The host and Otsuu-chan stood on the stage, and Tsusengumi, led by Toshiro, and Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards, led by Shinpachi, stood on the two sides of the host and Otsuu-chan respectively.

In the applause and cheers of the audience, the host cleared his throat, raised the microphone, and shouted, "The decisive battle of the Terakado Tsuu's Official Club! There is only one match left in the three-match pianist battle to determine the winner! The final showdown has finally come! Among the many fans, there are only two teams that stand out from the crowd and advance to the finals, namely - the Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards]!"

As he spoke, the host turned his face slightly and glanced at Toshiro and the others beside him. He then said, "...On the other side, we have the team led by Otaku Tosshi, which has lived up to its name - the Tsusengumi!"

"Both teams have one point, so the third match is the real decisive battle! The outcome will be revealed in this battle!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, a violent tremor suddenly came from the ground. At the same time, everyone found that a boxing ring slowly rose from an empty ground in front of the stage.

"Now! The final battle is about to begin!" The host made an inviting gesture, "The representatives of the two teams, please enter the ring!"

...

Standing in the ring, Shinpachi, who was wearing a red boxer glove, only had seriousness in his eyes.

"Shinpachi, this is the end of what we can do for you." It was rare for Gintoki to become serious. He looked at Shinpachi and said, "From now on, it will be your battle."

Shinpachi nodded slightly and then walked towards the center of the ring. At the same time, he thought to himself, 'I can't lose. I absolutely can't lose. For the sake of everyone who's helped bring me here, I must win!'

On the other side, Toshiro said softly to Kondo, who had just put on the blue boxing glove and turned to leave, "Thank you. I will treat you later."

After that, Toshiro slowly walked towards the center of the ring.

"Toshiro, I won't forgive you if you lose. Go and take it back. Use your hands to take back your own existence." Kondo snorted softly and reminded him without looking back.

'I will stand above all otaku. I will take this body back from Otaku Tosshi.' Toshiro thought as he walked.

Toshiro and Shinpachi were ready to fight. They stood opposite each other in the middle of the ring, their eyes filled with the same fighting intent.

'Let's end this!' The two thought at the same time.

Looking at Shinpachi and Toshiro who were fully prepared, the host slowly walked over and stood between the two of them. He said, "The third and final match will test your collecting abilities!"

"Huh? What?" Shinpachi was instantly dumbfounded. He squinted his eyes and asked, "We aren't playing boxing?"

"If it's Otsuu-chan's goods that you love, you will collect everything!" The host explained, "As fans, you naturally have assembled all kinds of paraphernalia related to your dear Otsuu-chan. How hardcore have you been in gathering Otsu-chan paraphernalia? That will be the key to this contest!"