Chapter 397: A Character Relationships Maintained With Money Are Very Fragile!

Chapter 397: A Character Relationships Maintained With Money Are Very Fragile!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 397 A Character Relationships Maintained With Money Are Very Fragile!

"And this support card, [KIM the Bass Player], lasts for five turns!"

Upon hearing the host's words, Shinpachi quickly got up and came to the expressionless [Kimura] who was sitting on the virtual reality system, and pushed him hard.

"Hey! Scram! Kimura, you bastard!" Shinpachi shouted loudly while pushing.

"If Shimura-san is attacked by a card with double attack power in the next turn, he has no chance of victory!" The host continued to shout.

At this moment, Toshiro chuckled and drew a card again to fill the card that was used in the first round.

"As if double attack power was all you had to worry about. My turn!" Toshiro chuckled. At the same time, he chose the cards he needed for this round among the five cards in his hand, "I'll teach you how you're supposed to use support cards!"

"This is my next card!" As he spoke, Toshiro threw the card into the virtual reality system in front of him.

"Oh! This card is..." The host shouted exaggeratedly, "It's... [That Day of the Month!](Menstruation Period)."

"That Day of the Month: Aggravate all female cards and triple their attack powers. However, you cannot play a card the next turn."

"Which day is [That Day of the Month]?!" Shinpachi crazily complained, "Is this really an idol card game?! And is it actually okay to show this on TV?!"

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan] in front of Toshiro began to gradually swell due to the effect of the [That Day of the Month] support card!

"Otaku Tosshi has added [That Day of the Month] to an [Otsuu-chan] already irritated by [KIM the Bass Player] to leave her in the worst possible mood!!!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan] roared, and in the blink of an eye, her entire body, which had expanded to several meters high, was emitting a very dangerous aura!

"Her attack power is now 2760! What a terrifying value!" The host continued, "Shimura-san will definitely be defeated if he takes this blow head-on!"

At this time, Shinpachi finally reacted. He hugged his head and shouted in panic, "Ah! If I don't do something..."

"Shinpachi! I'll give you Otsuu chips again!" Gintoki shouted as he threw a few bags of potato chips at Shinpachi on the stage. At the same time, Kagura also threw two bags of potato chips.

In a hurry, Shinpachi had no time to think. He could only place his hopes in them. He quickly picked up a bag of potato chips and took off the card bags behind the bag one by one and opened them up.

"Come out! Good cards, come out for me!" Shinpachi begged. However, after taking apart all four card bags, Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

Because... all four cards are [KIM the Bass Player]!

After looking at the four cards in his hands for a long time, Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said slowly, "Gin-san, are these really Otsuu chips? Did you make a mistake and turn it into Kimura chips?"

"Shinpachi!" Gintoki pointed at the bag of potato chips that had not been opened behind Shinpachi and shouted, "You can only hold five cards in your hand, so just bet on the last one!"

Shinpachi reacted and quickly picked up the bag of potato chips that he hadn't had the time to open and removed the card bag. At the same time, he silently prayed in his heart, 'Otsuu card! Come out, Otsuu card! I want to draw an Otsuu card too! As long as I have an Otsuu card, I can resist the effects of [KIM the Bass Player] and [That Day of the Month] and fight that monster!'

"How... how is this possible..." Toshiro was still a little shocked and thought angrily, 'He actually still has such a move!'

"Because of the effect of [That Day of the Month], Otaku Tosshi can't use a card in his next round!" The host continued, "Is the situation reversed in one breath?!"

"'KIM-san, hang in there." Shinpachi crouched down and helped up the figure that was gradually becoming blurry.

[Kimura] opened his eyes and looked at Shinpachi in front of him. He said weakly, "Avenge my mole... Help me..."

Before he could finish speaking, [Kimura] closed his eyes and tilted his neck.

"KIM-san! You just lost your mole! Hang in there!" Shinpachi quickly shook the [Kamura] in his arms and shouted, "Why?! I don't get it! You just lost your mole and then you die?!"

"Okay, it's Shimura-san turn again! He can't let this chance slip away!" The host continued, "He must draw a good card by any means..."

Hearing this, Shinpachi raised his head and looked at Toshiro who was facing him. He analyzed in his heart, 'Hijikata-san is in a completely defenseless state where he can't even use a support card. If you want to beat him, you can only take advantage of this time!'

While thinking about this, Shinpachi picked up the bag of potato chips that Gintoki had just thrown at him, took out the card bag, and opened it.

'I beg you! Otsuu card! This time, I will definitely get an Otsuu card!' Shinpachi kept praying in his heart.

"Please! Come out!" As he shouted, Shinpachi inserted the card that he still couldn't take a look at into the virtual reality system.

After a long time of glaring golden light, a character gradually appeared.

Looking at the person in front of him in the virtual reality system, who looked like [Kimura] but mole-less and had changed from green clothes to purple clothes and purple hair, Shinpachi was stunned.

"It's KIYOSHI! [Kiyoshi the Drummer]!" The host introduced.

"I got another worthless-looking one!" Shinpachi shouted.

[Kiyoshi the Drummer: A member of Otsuu's backing band, which supports Otsuu behind the scenes. This drummer also occasionally plays the tambourine. He used to be close with [KIM the Bass Player], but they got in a fight the other day when someone ate an extra slice of pizza, and they're looking for an opportunity to make up.]

"Who cares about that? Go to the backstage and talk. Don't bring it to the game!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and complained.

[If you have a pizza card, they'll make up and have a session.]

"Like I said who cares!"

[Or if you have a cash card, they'll become even closer than they were before.]

"Don't use money to settle it!" Shinpachi shouted, but just as he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that the originally unconscious [Kimura] had once again stood up and stood next to [Kiyoshi].

After a long silence, [Kiyoshi] slightly turned his face and glanced at [Kimura].

"What? What are you looking at?" [Kimura] said expressionlessly.