Chapter 413: Everyone Has Their Own Nostalgic Moments!

Chapter 413: Everyone Has Their Own Nostalgic Moments!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 413 Everyone Has Their Own Nostalgic Moments!

[Otose-sama, sorry for the wait. The supermarket was crowded because of a sale.]

As she spoke, the half-tall Tama, who even had the shopping bag in her hand pixelated, walked sideways toward the counter.

Looking at Tama, who could only move horizontally from left to right, up and down, it was like the characters in the first generation DQ(Dragon Quest) when you listen to the BGM of Radatom Castle that was constantly playing along the journey. The corners of Kawaki and Tsukuyo's eyes twitched, and black lines appeared at the corners of their eyes.

"Tama, did you apply for a job at xxxtendo?" Kawaki asked expressionlessly, "That's it, right? Isn't nostalgia popular these days? It's definitely that one, right? Even xxxtendo takes advantage of that nostalgia popularity, right?"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the door to Otose's pub suddenly opened, and at the same time, Katsura's voice came in.

"Hahaha! That's right! No matter who it is, everyone has a nostalgic moment late at night! Kawaki! Today, let us return to that time together..."

Boom!!!

Kawaki stood up and kicked away Katsura, who had not yet revealed his face, without any hesitation. Ignoring the frightened voices of the passers-by on the street, Kawaki once again closed the door of Otose's pub with an expressionless face.

"Just now..." Tsukuyo pointed in the direction of the door, and just as she opened her mouth, she was interrupted by Kawaki, who had turned his head back to look at her with a smile on his face.

"There's nothing. It's just a cockroach."

"This... so it's like this..."

"Don't bother with him. Once you talk to him, there will be no end to it." Kawaki said seriously, "Just pretend you didn't see it. Ignore it."

After that, Kawaki went back to the counter and sat down.

At the same time, Tama was like a character in the first-generation RPG game that was manipulated by humans. After some operations, she took out a pixel herb that was like the one in the first-generation RPG game and handed it to Otose on the counter.

[Tama handed over a medicinal herb. ]

Otose was silent...

[There is no response. It's just a corpse...]

"Who are you calling a corpse?!" When Otose returned to her senses, she shouted with her saliva flying everywhere, "And I never asked for medicinal herbs!"

After hearing this, Tama took back the medicinal herbs and after another directional operation, she took out a torch and stretched it toward Otose.

[Tama handed over a cypress stick.]

"I didn't ask you to buy this either!" Otose rolled her eyes and retorted, "Which item store did you even go to?!"

[No response. It's just a corpse.]

"Don't try to play dumb!"

Kawaki, "..."

"Is that so? This is definitely not good, right?" Otose agreed.

"Yes, it is indeed a little bad," Kawaki nodded, then pointed at Tama and said with a serious face, "It would be a bit bad to call her Tama again! At this time, we should change her name to a new one according to the new character setting!"

"It's not this!!"

"Wait, let me think about it a little." As he spoke, Kawaki closed his eyes and began to think hard. At the same time, he began to constantly mutter to himself, "Because it is a new character. In order to quickly accumulate popularity, the name must be unexpectedly friendly. We must also consider the sense of luxury, nobility, and reliability... Wait a moment..."

"Clotilde? Ah, no, no, then... Josephine? Ah, it still can't, it has to be even more impactful..."

"Ah... Hmm? Anastasia? Evan? Ierrina? No, how about just using the Japanese style? Junshi? No, no, cuteness is also important, Lulu? Kuriko? Moka? It's like a dog's name"

Looking at Kawaki who was in deep thought, Otose and Tsukuyo were both speechless.

"It really not easy for you..." Otose looked at Tsukuyo and sighed. Her tone was full of sympathy as she said, "To find such a master with a strange... no, weird head."

"You too, you unexpectedly found a man with such a strange...no, weird head," Tsukuyo replied indifferently.

"Are you referring to Gintoki?" Otose replied with an expressionless face, "Hey, I find that you are also very rude."

At this time, Kawaki was still frowning and thinking about Tama's new name. He did not stop talking to himself, "Candy? No, how about melody? It seems a bit old-fashioned, but it has the feeling of attaching importance to tradition. Mliky... This is a little too clear and smelly. It is not good to forget the sense of luxury. If you want something more luxurious..."

"!luxury!..." As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly opened his eyes, crossed his arms, and snorted with confidence, "I thought of it! Tama's new name, whose character has been changed!"

[Did you really think of it? Kawaki-sama. ]

"Listen up, Tama!" Kawaki stood up and chuckled, "With this name, you will quickly become a popular character in this work! You will quickly become one of the top female characters! Even in the pinnacle!!"

"Listen up! Tama, from now on you are FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemonTama II! Nickname Pokotan!"

After saying that, Kawaki raised a thumb and said, "How about it? It's perfect! Everyone loves her, an invincible female character! Yes, she surpasses princesses, queens, and even gods! It's incredible! My talents are really amazing! Beautiful!"

"Beautiful my ass!" Otose and Tsukuyo cursed at the same time. Then, they punched Kawaki's face.

Boom!!!

After a loud bang, Kawaki's body convulsed as he lay on a table that had been smashed into pieces...

"What on earth is this man thinking about every day?" Otose said unhappily, "Even the name he gave sounded like a name put together from a stage name in a Fuzokuten(brothel). This man is really bad. By the way, how many times has he been to Hanamachi(Flower Town) and Fuzokuten(Brothel)?"

"He's just a scumbag." Tsukuyo faintly agreed, but the contempt in her eyes when she looked at Kawaki was not concealed at all, as if she was looking at trash...

"Regarding this matter, I think you two have misunderstood." Katsura, who was cosplaying Mario and was sitting on the counter, held his hands and shook his head with his eyes closed, "Having been by his side since childhood! Kawaki is a principled man and would never do something like that!"

"Is that so?" Otose curled the corners of her mouth and her face was full of disbelief.

"Of course! We've been adventuring in various water pipes since we were kids!" As he spoke, Katsura took out a set of Luigi's clothes and put it on the counter, "Look! This is the evidence! I came here this time just to invite him to another adventure! Kawaki Luigi!"

"Luigi your head!" Kawaki, who had woken up, raised his leg and kicked Katsura away.