Chapter 435: There’s No Connection Between Being Bald and Being a Head Teacher!

Chapter 435: There’s No Connection Between Being Bald and Being a Head Teacher!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 435 There's No Connection Between Being Bald and Being a Head Teacher!

One morning, Yoshiwara.

In Kawaki's room, Sogo and Kawaki sat side by side facing the monitor. Their eyes were fixed on the screen, and their fingers were constantly tapping the game controller.ViiSiit novelbi/n(.)c/(o)m for latest novels

"Boss, yesterday, when I was drinking with Kondo-san and Uncle Matsudaira, I heard a very interesting rumor." Sogo suddenly said.

"Is that so?" Kawaki answered casually, "Did that uncle's daughter get entangled by some hooligan again?"

"No, it's not that kind of unimportant thing." Sogo replied, "Speaking of which, Boss should also know about the Joui War from ten years ago. Yesterday, when that uncle was drunk, he told us an incredible secret."

"Is that so?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But I'm not interested in that kind of thing. What I'm interested in now is just the game in front of me."

"That's really a pity," Sogo stared at the monitor in front of him and continued at the same time, "I thought the boss would be very interested. According to Uncle Matsudaira, Joui War has a few very powerful guys in the later stage. The Rampaging Noble - Katsura Kotarou, Leader of the Kiheitai - Takasugi Shinsuke, The Dragon of Katsurahama - Sakamoto Tatsuma, and the powerful but mysterious White Yaksha were called the Four Heavenly Kings in the later stages of the war."

"Hahaha, this nickname sounds like a group of problematic children." Kawaki smiled and said.

"That's what the world thinks," Sogo continued, "But yesterday after that uncle got drunk, he revealed another incredible secret. Behind those four people, there was an even more incredible monster... No, it should be a beast. Name, gender, age, all unknown."

"But there is no doubt that that person was even more active than those four people in the later part of the war. Even when facing thousands of Amanto armed with advanced weapons, he did not change his expression. I heard that in the war that he participated in, all the enemies were annihilated as if they were bitten by some terrifying beast. There were not many intact corpses left."

"Is that so? That sounds really scary," Kawaki replied casually, but then his pupils contracted, and he hurriedly shouted, "Sogo-kun, throw a cigarette! Six o'clock direction! About ten meters! Hurry up!"

"Yes---" After responding, Sogo controlled the game character to take out a smoke grenade from his backpack and throw it in the six o'clock direction.

"It's over!"

As he shouted, Kawaki's hand speed suddenly soared, and the expression on his face became serious. After a series of cracking sounds, the game ended.

"Phew~" Kawaki put down the game controller and said with some joy, "It's really a good victory. Does Sogo-kun want to drink something?"

After that, Kawaki got up and walked to the refrigerator in the corner of the room.

"Boss..."

"Sogo-kun," Kawaki interrupted Sogo. Then, he slowly got up and went to the window. He looked at the guests and women coming up from the streets with a gentle expression, "What do you think of this country? Or if Sogo-kun were that person and had the power to subvert this country, what would you do and think?"

Sogo pointed to the ceiling and replied without thinking, "Kill all those people who are pointing fingers at this country."

"Truth?"

"Kill Hijikata and become Shinsengumi's deputy chief," Sogo replied honestly.

"It does seem like Sogo-kun's style," Kawaki smiled and said, "Maybe that person also thinks so. He just wants to live a normal life. So I think that Sogo-kun and Shinsengumi don't need to panic. That person may not do anything."

"I see..." After saying this, Sogo stood up and turned around to walk slowly to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and waved his hand without looking back, "Then I'll leave first, boss. If Hijikata finds out about skipping the morning shift, he'll be chatting about it again."

"That, Sogo-kun," Kawaki pointed at the back of Sogo's head and could not help but remind him, "Well... Before that, I think you should rest for a few days first. Maybe it's because you haven't had a good rest recently, your hair..."

"Hair? What happened to my hair?" Sogo turned his head and reached out to touch his head, "It's very normal. What happened?"

"No, that situation is really not normal," Kawaki thought of the back of Sogo's head, which was almost completely bald and could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth, "It's almost... completely bald..."

"Bald? How is that possible? At my age..."

Before he finished speaking, Sogo saw a large handful of hair in his hand, and he suddenly felt bad.

"Well, if you can, you can touch the back of your head again..." Kawaki suggested tentatively, then pointed to the seat where Sogo was originally sitting, "In fact, your hair has been falling since you entered the door, but... thinking that Sogo-kun might know it himself, so I did not say it..."

Hearing this, Sogo expressionlessly turned his head to look at where he was originally seated. At the same time, he reached out and touched the back of his head. When he saw the pile of hair that was lying on the ground and felt that there were only a few sparse hairs on the back of his head, Sogo rolled his eyes and directly fell to the ground.

"Sogo-kun!"

...

"Well, Sogo-kun, actually no one would have thought of this kind of thing." Kawaki looked at Sogo, who was hugging his legs and curling up into a ball in front of him. He comforted him, "But! Maybe it came a little early, so you had to straighten your chest and accept it! After all, a large number of people will become bald after a certain age! That's right! In a sense, baldness is also a part of human life. It's a necessary stage! It's common to see that life would be incomplete without baldness! Basically, not a single head teacher could escape the fate of having sparse hair before the age of forty! So cheer up! Being a head teacher at the age of eighteen is already a big deal! This is the first time I've seen it!"

"Boss... becoming bald has no connection with becoming a head teacher," Sogo retorted weakly, "Being bald has never been a necessary experience in life."