Chapter 449: Women Will Never Know the Topics That Men Talk About When They Get Together.
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 449 Women Will Never Know the Topics That Men Talk About When They Get Together.
"You finally woke up, Kawa." After saying this, Houichi turned around and left, "Let's go. Another interesting guy has come. Come with me and have a look."
"Hey, wait a minute, why are you being familiar?" Kawaki complained speechlessly as he walked out from under the floor, "I never said I wanted to be your companion! Even if this work becomes [Maybe a Fake Cat Spirit], I won't become your partner!"
"Don't be so long-winded. Hurry up and follow me." Houichi replied impatiently without turning his head.
Kawaki turned his face away and spat in disdain. Although he was a little reluctant, he still followed him, "Actually, I am the protagonist. Although I have become like this, it can't be changed. I know exactly what you want to do. You want the supporting role, right? Become an important supporting role, right? If you are, then show me some respect. Maybe I can give you the identity of the second male lead. Although there is no payroll..."
As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly noticed something. He stopped and looked at the group of stray cats that were secretly looking at him and Houichi. At the same time, Kawaki also noticed that those stray cats were looking at Houichi with fear and hatred.
"Why are those stray cats so afraid of you?" Kawaki started again and asked casually.
"Haven't you heard of me? Kabukicho's stray cat king. That is me." Houichi said as he walked.
"Is the world of cats also divided into upper and lower levels?!" Kawaki said in surprise, "I thought it was only divided into male and female! It's amazing! So, is there hanamachi in the world of cats? Is there a pub? Is there an arcade center?!"
"There is no such thing!" Houichi couldn't help but complain, "What's wrong with your head? Why do you care about that kind of thing?!"
"After all, I may have to live with this body from now on, so it's better to ask this kind of thing in advance." Kawaki replied, "Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't have it! If you don't have it, just create it! Everything in the world has gone through the process of being created from scratch! Don't give up! Houichi! Your ears will grow back from scratch! "
"Why did the topic change to my ears?!" Houichi retorted, "And you said it would grow back? That's impossible!"
"Don't worry, your balls will grow back again! Give yourself some confidence! Houichi!"
"My balls are still hanging under my crotch!"
"I told you, it will definitely grow back. I didn't expect it to be so fast." Kawaki said with a chuckle.
"I have never lost it!" Houichi shouted angrily.
"Then, your stick will grow back too. Don't worry."
"I haven't lost that either!"
Hearing this, Kawaki suddenly thought of something and showed a face of sympathy, "I know, since you haven't lost either the balls or the stick, then you must have lost that one! But, don't give up! It can definitely "stand" up again!"
"Do you only think about that?!" Houichi shouted angrily, "I haven't lost anything at all! Whether it is the balls, the stick, or that ability, they have not been lost!"
"Then... could it be an early..."
Before Kawaki could finish speaking, he was kicked away by the furious Houichi.
"Shut uuuuupppp!!!!!!!!!!"
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At the same time, in Otose's small store, Shinpachi and Kagura were sitting at the bar counter regretting the failed commission in the morning.
"And those three people will not encounter any danger together." Shinpachi said with a smile, "I feel a little relieved,"
"But..." Tsukuyo suddenly thought of the cat in Kawaki's room last night. She frowned and whispered, "Or perhaps..."
"Huh? What's wrong? Miss Tsukuyo?" Shinpachi asked, puzzled.
"No, it's nothing. Since the three of them are together, there shouldn't be any problems." Tsukuyo shook her head, then turned around and waved at the same time she said, "Goodbye."
Looking at Tsukuyo's back, Shinpachi was a little confused.
...
On the other side, Kawaki and Houichi were standing on the windowsill of the alley where Kawaki fought with the catcatchers yesterday. They were looking down at the white fur cat that was also pincer attacked by the catcatcher from the front and back.
"Hand over your balls!" A catcatcher shouted and charged at the white cat with a net in his hand.
However, at this moment, Houichi instantly jumped down and stepped on the catcatcher's head knocking him to the ground.
"It's... It's Houichi!" The remaining catcatchers cried out in alarm when they saw Houichi suddenly appear.
"Meow(Hey, didn't I teach you guys a lesson yesterday?)" Kawaki's voice sounded from behind the remaining catcatchers, "Meow. (It doesn't matter. As long as you have enough money, it's fine.)"
"It's the cat from yesterday!" A catcatcher turned to look at Kawaki, "The cat that robbed us!"
At this time, the white fur cat still had not figured out the situation.
"Meow!(Bingo! You got it right! But there is no reward for you!)" After shouting, Kawaki directly pounced on several catcatchers.
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"One, two, three..." Squatting on the ground, Kawaki counted today's harvest, "Is there only a little more than 50,000 yen today? A bunch of poor people. Tsk!"
Looking at the unconscious group of catcatchers on the ground, the white fur cat, Gintoki, twitched his mouth and said, "Aren't you too skilled? Speaking of which, why is a cat stealing money? It can't be used at all!"
Kawaki snorted and said, "Another stupid cat who doesn't know anything. Houichi, as a senior, please teach this stupid cat who doesn't know anything well."
"Bastard! What did you say?!" Gintoki instantly exploded and scolded angrily.
"Wait, now is not the time to talk about that kind of thing. By the way, you just scolded me, didn't you?"
Houichi glanced at Kawaki with a disdainful look, then looked at Gintoki again and said, "Boy, come with me..."
"Hey? Aren't we going to the pet store to do a soft massage today?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "I like the strength of that little sister."
Houichi did not reply. Instead, he turned around and walked toward the alley on the other side.
Gintoki turned around to look at Kawaki and then at Houichi on the other side. In the end, he still chose to jog after Houichi...
"This is why cats are not cute at all~" Kawaki shook his head and sighed.